"Anal, anal, anal. That's all my now ex-boyfriend, Rick, wanted from me," Scarlet, my best friend since the beginning of high school, complained to me about. "I'm really sorry to hear that, Scarlet. It sounded like he didn't respect you or listen to what you wanted out of the relationship," I replied in a comforting tone. "Exactly! I mean, I love anal, and he was really good at it. But a girl likes to suck and dick every...