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redwriter34
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 91
0 miles · Whitley Bay
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Quote by QueenofDiamonds
Enjoy life, it’s too short
SHORT WOMRN HAVE GORGEOUS CURVES
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Quote by HotRodG
to give the horizontal lessons.
Only I was horizontal. She
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There's a girl that I'm thinking of
Who being with I always love
Witty, wicked and wise
I love hearing her cries,
When, up her, I eagerly shove.
I watch as she slowly unclothes
On me the effect she well knows
She smiles at the bulge
Who being with I always love
Witty, wicked and wise
I love hearing her cries,
When, up her, I eagerly shove.
I watch as she slowly unclothes
On me the effect she well knows
She smiles at the bulge
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A couple in their early sixties, because of the man's impotence,agree that see the doctor for help. He returns from the doctor having been give some little blue tablets, with the advice, "They're powerful. Only take one per session. That night, as they prepare for bed the man says, "To hell with what he said, I want to make sure--two tablets won't make much difference."
Next morning the wife asks, "Would you like eggs and bacon for breakfast,, love?" To which the man replied, "No, no food, It's those tablets."
At lunchtime his wife asks, "How about some nice ham sandwiches. You love ham, don't you?"
To which the husband groans ," No, no. It's those tablets."
Early evening and the wife asks, "Should I make you a lovely pot roast for dinner?"
And the husband makes his usual response, "No, no. Not now."
The wife says, " Well, you're going to have to pull out of me, dear. I'm bloody starving!"
Next morning the wife asks, "Would you like eggs and bacon for breakfast,, love?" To which the man replied, "No, no food, It's those tablets."
At lunchtime his wife asks, "How about some nice ham sandwiches. You love ham, don't you?"
To which the husband groans ," No, no. It's those tablets."
Early evening and the wife asks, "Should I make you a lovely pot roast for dinner?"
And the husband makes his usual response, "No, no. Not now."
The wife says, " Well, you're going to have to pull out of me, dear. I'm bloody starving!"
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Quote by Jen
Yeah that's right. You can normally get your count up pretty quickly in one of the word games forums.
It's to stop people creating new accounts and immediately posting spam links in the forums.
J x
Thanks again, I'll do that
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You need 20 posts before you can post links in the forum, so here are the links to your stories mentioned above
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Thanks for that advice, Jen. But I'll need 20 before I can make such links, am I understanding that correctly?posts
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First attempt on Focus so please be kind. My two recent stories 'Expunging Boris' (under straight sex) and its sequel 'Seeking, Finding' (under Love Story} have received a few kind comments but need more. Take a look and your advice and comment would be welcome.