irish coffee. plural. and keep them coming and stay clear. i am in a bad mood this morning.

after once more being accused of mod favoritism, I have decided not to enter this or any future comps. thanks very much for finding a way to fuck up my day. sincerely, Rachel.

What about limericks?

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Jen --

Are we to post offerings here? Or will there a more formal announcement and instructions coming?

It will be handled like our normal comps, Kistin. Just make sure to check the comp tag when submitting.

Tell him happy b-day for me. lol and of course he's awesome. he has an awesome mom, after all

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Does it have to be a specific Bill the Goat or can we do our own original spin on him?

An interpretation would be fine. Baaaa

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AH, no I didn't! If you don't mind ^^;

Taken care of

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Hihi, I'm Marmar! I am a writer, and I submitted a story a few days ago that is still under review, and I'm not sure if I submitted it correctly or not. It's a chapter story, but I didn't put anything for "series." Should I have? Also, my first chapter had no erotica in it (the rest will). Is that a bad thing?

Sorry, completely new to the site ^^;

If it's a series, and the rest will be erotica, having an introductory chapter with no sex is fine. Just make sure you add a "no sex" tag. If you didn't, go ahead and msg me and I'll. Take care of it for you. 🙂

btw, this story gets a seal of spritely approval

so... new comp coming or what? how about if all stories have to have Bill the Goat as a character?

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Here? 😋

Could be. Pointed with my middle finger, btw

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fuck right off into the sunset you blistering festering boil on the ass of humanity

go and kiss your orange god's ass

Congratulations. You have just won the diplomacy award of the year. Smh.

Over there points

to be honest, there are a lot of other fixes and changes that rank far above this one so yeah, if it happens, it's not going to be soon. sorry about that, but it's not really a hot issue at present.

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I question the validity of your results, given the number of SS entries the blue team is assured of a score greater than zero. 😋

Coffee for me please. Those nanaimo bars look delicious but I shall resist.

i am guessing it will be a negative number.

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It's not the score in the middle of the game that counts, it's the score at the end.

Besides, I'm not sure you didn't just make that up. Can you count all the way to five?

nobody likes a poor loser.

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It’s very simple. Okay, simple-adjacent. Best average score wins. 1st place = 1, 2nd place = 2, 3rd place = 3, top ten = 4, unplaced = 5.

Add up the scores, divide by the number of team members. No, not that kind of member.

Hi everyone. Hope the day is treating you well. A coffee please.

red team currently has a score of 5. blue team currently has a score of 0. red team wins.

i knew Elliot. he was a friend. i won't pretend to have been his closest friend, but whenever i approved on of his poems he'd always text me to say thank you and we'd talk, And whenever i posted one of my poems, he'd text me as well, encouraging me to write more.

he was also a poet. why he landed here to gift us with his words, words that he applied to 'paper' like Monet applied paint to canvas is beyond me. he was good enough to be a star. thing is, he was a star. and still is.

other things that Elliot was...

kind. sweet. tender. funny. smart. clever. caring. beautiful. human.

i am so thankful that, though he is gone, he left us with a gift. his poems. i shall forever treasure having them here to read when i need to remember that the world is a beautiful place no matter how dark it sometimes feels.

farewell my friend. i hope that, wherever you are, you never stop writing.

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Don't make me get my boots out again.

why? you don't want me rubbing all over them again? i mean, i did offer to lick them clean the last time.

Did I win yet?

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The true prize is seeing Jen's boots.

actually, the true prize is licking Jen's boots. not that i have. today. so far... tmi?

wait, wtf? I did not win 4th place? Rowan better be ready for a visit...

in all seriousness, wow. some really amazing stories and thank god i wasn't a judge. sadly, LB is no longer going to be my secret discovery for insanely hot stories. now I'll have to share him with the rest of you. man! and of course Ensorcled and WW are always amazing. btw, verbs? Next time, you want to push yourself from 3rd to 1st? just add a goat. trust me on this

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Do what I did in church, vaguely gesture a cross while circling your hand around your chest and mumble ‘Jesus Mary homina homina homina’.

lol my last visit to a catholic church could best be described as sacrilegious and made me realize that i was hated simply for who i loved, so yeah, not a good relationship there

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I've got a much better idea.

Why not have her kneel – then offer 50 "Our Fathers", and 100 "Hail Marys" in prayer.

MUCH better than a mere flogging for someone with Rachel's temperament and attention span!

i really only have a very vague idea of what that would require? so not my religions bent. sorry

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Yeah, hand it over. Rachel. A word, please.

merry belated christmas to me! ❤️❤️❤️😊

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An impatient sprite would make a good comic relief character in a story. Just sayin'.😁

feel free to go for it. the goat is working just fine for me.

omg, this is taking forever. can you hurry this up a little? like maybe next time just put all the entries into a hat and pick 3 at random? i can't even remember what the theme was now. it's been what, a year since you posted it?

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Morning, Rumpies

I got up early to take some pictures of the newly fallen snow. It’s lovely!

Enjoy today! ❤️

ooo - pretty.

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But okay… auction him off

That bidding war is going to get pretty cutthroat. Lol