Did someone request rock and or roll?

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I would like to confirm that the minimum age for storytelling is 16.

Thanks

Yes it is.

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I read these forums, you know...

Why do you think we make these posts?

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But but but, suspension ... then what happens when I finish fourth.

don't worry. he's easily replaced.

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Third installment of Pussycat Park is up. I was going to break from it for a bit to work on other projects but had some wicked ideas last night and now I’m writing part 4 anyway.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-pleasures-of-pussycat-park-riding-hood

i love this series, so hooray for a new chapter!

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Absolutely you can submit it.
Of course, Jen can ignore it, too – and negate the one you've already submitted for having done two in one comp!

A two-fer! Bonus

she does that anyway. she has it in for me. it's a jealousy thing, for sure.

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Get the stepladder. 😇

thanks for reminding me to suspend you.

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Warmer (relatively speaking, -7C) down here n SW Ontario but cloudy with occasional flurries. Enjoy your sun.

warmer down here, but it's raining like fuck. the 40 days and 40 nights kind.

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If you have a story for Stories Space, then that. If you don't have a story, then...I don't know. Interpretive dance? A song? Personally, I think you should submit this, it's been stuck in my head for 6 years: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/ropes-of-cum

My fun fact of the day: tadpoles have teeth. They're called labial teeth!

I'll have a coffee until my testicles descend from learning the term "Labial teeth."

lol - it kind of breaks all kinds of SS rules, so no. snap snap go the teeth...

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Thanks Kimmie! Update:

Team Red: Annie, Carlton, Ape, Sprite

Team Blue: Verbal, Kimmie, Lyfbuzz, Bear, Bunny Girl

Anyone want to join a team? Still waiting on Annie and Carlton and sprite. Team Red needs some members. No, not those kind of members.

Waiting on us why?

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It's a bug, unfortunately. We'll ignore this one and have asked for it to be removed from this comp.

Can I submit another one if I get it in before the 12th?

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One day would be optimistic. 😅

no comment. Lol

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Can I ask if we come first second or third can we trade that for the Canadian boy toy? Maybe for a bit longer time? Xxxx

The competition is fierce, so many fantastic entries, I think everyone wants a bit of maple syrup.

if i win him, i'm more than willing to share

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We should post the scores up over the bar. With the stepladder.

that reminds me - i need to order that cock cage you've been asking for.

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(Yawns and scatches his butt)

Only questions are: How is the score counted, and who does the counting?

i decide.

have the winners been announced yet?

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Blue Team thus far: Verbal, Kimmie, LYF

Red team thus far: Annie

Anyone else for Team Red? Sprite? Bunny Girl? Ape? Bear? Carlton? WW? Kat? Kisten? Terrence? Did I miss anyone?

I hope everyone is safe and sane this Christmas Eve. If you have a hard time dealing with the Christmas season (and boy can I grok that) then just hunker down and be kind to yourself and get to the other side.

Peace all. Merry Christmas.

i'm with annie on team red. we are gonna KICK YOUR BUTTS!

Jen. i mean, i love and adore all my friends here, but Jen gets top billing. (I'm obligated to say this or she'll fire me. again).

who the hell made the lights so fucking bright in here? turn them off already. sheesh. what the hell. and quit making so much noise, you bastards. and... is that coffee i smell...? anyone want to taste test an enchilade casserole? and i need someone tall (over 5 foot 6) to put up some lights outside so Santa can find our house. he ain't got GPS, so i hear. get into the 21th century. we have cookies and milk.

who turned on the sun? please turn if off or close the blinds or something... sheesh. so, there's a few xmas traditions at casa de sprite. for example, watching A Charlie Brown Christmas and Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas. Last night was Emmet Otter. It never gets old and yes, The Nightmare Band deserved the win.

We take what we want
We do anything that we wish
We got no respect
For animal, birdy, or fish
The grass does not grow
On the places where we stop and stand
Riverbottom Nightmare Band

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But I'm enjoying the view from here.

You've been hanging around LB too long. Seriously. That said, welcome back. You brighten the place up.

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Great message and its the only clean object in this place. Umm it looks crooked, can you get up on the stepladder again? 🙄

I knew i shouldn't have worn a skirt today...

gets out step ladder, nails a sign on the wall

thank you to all of you for making this possible by being wonderful human beings.

I am very pleased to be able to gift BNW with an EP for his excellent story - Control. A new writer here with some very wonderfully written stories. This one is a standout. He claims to be a novice at writing BDSM tales, and yet this is an excellently crafted story that delves into not just the physical aspects of bdsm, but the mental and emotional as well, as Jake learns more about giving up control to his Mistress. you can find it here:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/control-8

So yeah, congratulation, BNW. Well done.

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EDIT: I just pulled what we'll call a Lyf, and forgot to hit the Like button on several stories I'd read and commented on. I went back and thought I got them all, but let me know if I missed yours. Or worse, if I changed my like back into a non-like because us poor colorblinds can't tell the difference between the colors. Discrimination!

A bourbon would be awesome. Maybe a gummie at the bottom, slowly dissolving into the alcohol.

You missed one of mine in 2019. Still dealing with ptsd over it.

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looks around It is quiet in here. I'd like a root beer float please, preferably with vanilla Haagen Daz. The Comp entries are pouring in, I wouldn't want to be a judge. Lots of great stories including by some of the regulars around here. Its a balmy 34F here, I might take my bike out.

true fact: i only enter comps cause it disqualifies me from judging. please don't tell Jen. she already knows LOL

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The Mods are amazing, can't believe how fast stories are being approved. Got another one up, a Fetish piece that's a bit unusual. Its 5.7K words but if you have that much time give it a look. Hopefully I did the link right.

The Cellist: Glissando | Lush Stories

i keep telling them to reject yours. but apparently, no one listens to me anymore.

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. I am sorry but using a 30 or 40 word paragraph of a 1000 word limit to give a bland, expository description of your character is not going to encourage me to read on. (end rant)

not an issue with mine, i assure you

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My (non) comp entry. Non because I read the rules too quickly. Let me be a cautionary tale to you all: actually read the all rules of the comp before you start writing. I'm so bad at rules.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/gift-rapt

There's always one. Smh

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Maybe someone should show us so we fully understand flashing. 😇

Thank you for volunteering.😜