Quote by Seeker4

The Warning are absolutely f-ing amazing. Three sisters from Mexico who have been playing together since they were kids. Their latest album (they have 4 studio albums already and the eldest sister is only 24) came out almost a year ago and kicked serious ass.

Keep me fed and error have been on heavy rotation at casa de Sprite for months now. 🤟

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Are you prepping yourself, LYFBUZ, as the announcement date approaches? Get plenty of rest, eat your veggies, manscape… whatever gets you ready!!! The 4th place winner has to report back and post pictures!

Video even.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Haha! I bet some security guards, especially at airports, have some funny stories…

I know er doctors do too. FYI. I wasn't wearing it at the time.it was in my purse cause I'm a dumbutt🙃

FYI, progess on the Canadian boy toy cage is going well.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Said she thought it was all silicone and okay. Those MRIs can scare some people… maybe it was to distract her from claustrophobia ??? I wonder can those things set off those security things you walk through, too?

One of you try it and report back.

Yes, they can. Don't ask me how I know. 🙃

Quote by LYFBUZ

We need a punishment wheel is this place.....

Morning everyone, coffee please.

i can lend you ours

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And speaking of Purdy – PurdyPeaches and I have tied one on…in the MILK category. Find it here:

Slow Licks

is it going to be part of a cereal? I'll let myself out now.

Quote by Ensorceled

Who had Land War in North America on their apocalypse bingo card?

Morning all. Windy as the dickens out. I enjoy hearing the wind howling as I write. Trying (unsuccessfully) to match Carton’s 10,000 words a week. I might break 6000 this week with a running start.

Coffee would be swell. I hope the Annie/Piquet writers thing went well. Two fine writers. I swear Annie is channeling James Joyce sometimes.

I enjoyed it. Too short though. Would have loved to just sit down over coffee and chat about writing for a few hours. Need a round table chat like that with about 6 of us...

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Sprite and Vanessa! What an unholy alliance! I’ll be there with all sorts of inane questions! Assuming it isn’t at 4 a.m.

Thanks for these LL. I love to see the emphasis on writers and writing.

What about 5am then?🙃

Quote by leftlingula

Thank you all who came to this fab event with these fab authors. In the coming days we'll post the links to the stories mentioned in the chat so check back in this thread!

Also look out for our February Meet the Authors event featuring Sprite & ScreamQueen (formerly known as Vanessa)! It's going to be a Meet the Authors: Tentacle, Horror and Sci-Fi Edition

wait a minute... i thought it was going to be a bdsm fest!

Quote by CuriousAnnie

What a coincidence, it's a cool 27 here too ... though I understand C does differ a tad from F.

In a few hours, (6 to be precise,) Piquet and I will be doing the Meet the Authors #3: Oceania Edition in the forum. See you there.

Unusual fact South Australia (where Piquet lives) is 30 minutes behind the four East Coast States (New South Wales, Queensland, Victoria and Tasmania.) It was one an hour behind and some business people wanted Adelaide to be on EST and 30 minutes was a compromise.

going to try really hard to be there. is there going to be coffee, though?

And, for extra spiciness...

Figured out how to warm everyone up. makes hot chocolate

Did someone request rock and or roll?

Quote by Chewbacca

I would like to confirm that the minimum age for storytelling is 16.

Thanks

Yes it is.

Quote by Jen

I read these forums, you know...

Why do you think we make these posts?

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But but but, suspension ... then what happens when I finish fourth.

don't worry. he's easily replaced.

Quote by RowanThorn

Third installment of Pussycat Park is up. I was going to break from it for a bit to work on other projects but had some wicked ideas last night and now I’m writing part 4 anyway.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-pleasures-of-pussycat-park-riding-hood

i love this series, so hooray for a new chapter!

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

Absolutely you can submit it.
Of course, Jen can ignore it, too – and negate the one you've already submitted for having done two in one comp!

A two-fer! Bonus

she does that anyway. she has it in for me. it's a jealousy thing, for sure.

Quote by LYFBUZ

Get the stepladder. 😇

thanks for reminding me to suspend you.

Quote by Seeker4

Warmer (relatively speaking, -7C) down here n SW Ontario but cloudy with occasional flurries. Enjoy your sun.

warmer down here, but it's raining like fuck. the 40 days and 40 nights kind.

Quote by Ensorceled

If you have a story for Stories Space, then that. If you don't have a story, then...I don't know. Interpretive dance? A song? Personally, I think you should submit this, it's been stuck in my head for 6 years: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/ropes-of-cum

My fun fact of the day: tadpoles have teeth. They're called labial teeth!

I'll have a coffee until my testicles descend from learning the term "Labial teeth."

lol - it kind of breaks all kinds of SS rules, so no. snap snap go the teeth...

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Thanks Kimmie! Update:

Team Red: Annie, Carlton, Ape, Sprite

Team Blue: Verbal, Kimmie, Lyfbuzz, Bear, Bunny Girl

Anyone want to join a team? Still waiting on Annie and Carlton and sprite. Team Red needs some members. No, not those kind of members.

Waiting on us why?

Quote by Jen

It's a bug, unfortunately. We'll ignore this one and have asked for it to be removed from this comp.

Can I submit another one if I get it in before the 12th?

Quote by fillelapine

One day would be optimistic. 😅

no comment. Lol

Quote by KatieTheWriter

Can I ask if we come first second or third can we trade that for the Canadian boy toy? Maybe for a bit longer time? Xxxx

The competition is fierce, so many fantastic entries, I think everyone wants a bit of maple syrup.

if i win him, i'm more than willing to share

Quote by LYFBUZ

We should post the scores up over the bar. With the stepladder.

that reminds me - i need to order that cock cage you've been asking for.

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(Yawns and scatches his butt)

Only questions are: How is the score counted, and who does the counting?

i decide.

have the winners been announced yet?

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Blue Team thus far: Verbal, Kimmie, LYF

Red team thus far: Annie

Anyone else for Team Red? Sprite? Bunny Girl? Ape? Bear? Carlton? WW? Kat? Kisten? Terrence? Did I miss anyone?

I hope everyone is safe and sane this Christmas Eve. If you have a hard time dealing with the Christmas season (and boy can I grok that) then just hunker down and be kind to yourself and get to the other side.

Peace all. Merry Christmas.

i'm with annie on team red. we are gonna KICK YOUR BUTTS!