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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by KimmiBeGood
Congratulations to all who made the effort to enter. These comps make us all better! They do! I truly found something special about each story I read. I lucked out and this competition was a subject near and dear to my heart. Thank you to the judges for placing me in the Top 10! I am truly touched to be mentioned among the authors I respect so much.
and, once again, if there was a prize for best title, it would have gone to you (btw, i loved your story - one of my favs - keep at it!).
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Quote by Buz
Getting creative here... I'm sporting an American flag man trim, and bottom of balls goatee. Which means I have total domination, baby! I fuck with superpower!
In the future I have planned...
The Japanese Rising Sun battle flag. (That'll make me fuck like a Samarai.)
A Roman Centurion. (I'll fuck with aggression and power.)
A Canadian Maple Leaf. (I'll 'Mountie' all the women I come across.)
The British Union Jack. (The sun will never set on my cock and balls.)
A Pirate Flag - Skull & Crossbones. (Aaaaargh.. I'll plunder ye snatch 'n bugger ye lassie arse.)
An Energizer Bunny. (I'll go and go and go...)
A Superman logo. (I'm harder than steel.)
PS. I'll entertain suggestions. Thank you!
do a viking themed trim and i'll worship you forever.
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Quote by Ping
Wait.
Are you saying eleven stories would have finished in tenth spot, but didn't, possible due to that thing I did to secure it?
Whoa. Who knew tongue exercises could make the difference.
yes, there are 10 people who didn't make the top 10 because of YOU! i'm going to let them know individually that it's your doing that they were left off the list. i hope your insurance is paid up.
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winners announced.
https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postsm3589887_Announcing-the-Winners-of-our-Back-to-Nature-Story-Competition.aspx#3589887
congratz to a few regulars for making the top 10. Ping and CuriousAnnie, and especially Vanessa for nailing top 3. like i said in the thread, there were some seriously amazing pieces that didn't make top 10 just because the competition was so fierce, and there will be RRs handed out. just too many top notch stories to include everyone. amazing stuff.
https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postsm3589887_Announcing-the-Winners-of-our-Back-to-Nature-Story-Competition.aspx#3589887
congratz to a few regulars for making the top 10. Ping and CuriousAnnie, and especially Vanessa for nailing top 3. like i said in the thread, there were some seriously amazing pieces that didn't make top 10 just because the competition was so fierce, and there will be RRs handed out. just too many top notch stories to include everyone. amazing stuff.
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Quote by Mastersslut
I am a woman blessed with easy orgasms. I begin cumming quickly in any encounter and the orgasms just build and build. Almost instantly with any stimulation I tend to lose focus and it is as if all I am is a vessel for pleasure. I am a TOTAL slut, so when my master is finished with me, all I want is another cock filling my pussy. Sometimes, when my pleasure has been particularly intense, I have almost a withdrawal feeling; I get shaky and emotional. Has anyone else experienced this? Any ideas for coping mechanisms and such?
i find that meditation helps me.
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i'm not really good with stuff like this, but this has really made me smile - thank you Nicola. i think you know how much i value your friendship, not to mention your rockin' booty. and everyone else who took the time to say nice stuff (despite the fact that i can be a bit of an arse at times 
) thank you so much. it really had brought a lot of happy into my week. hoping you all know that all the love is returned 
).
xx
rachel
) thank you so much. it really had brought a lot of happy into my week. hoping you all know that all the love is returned ). xx
rachel
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Quote by Stormdog
A friend in AZ said their stores were all out of toilet paper, paper towels, and Kleenex, but they still had flour tortillas so all was not lost.
actually, tortilla shelves are just as bad as the TP shelves, so they should count themselves lucky.
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Quote by vanessa26
I actually knew this guy who once took his dick put and put it on the counter
It was at a gas station and he came in and hit on the lady working then told her to suck it while taking it out and placing it on the counter.
i would have handled that with style and grace and stabbed it with a spork.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Curvy has just posted a new story in her 'Tobias' series. It is, like all of her stories, a keeper. Check it out then come back here for a drink and to say thanks for the 'heads up'.
Rach, thanks for the best wishes and the even better hug. Both are appreciated.BTW, thought your latest 'Alice' story was great if maybe just a bit 'flowery'. ;)
Okay, so who needs a drink?
fyi, naked stoned hug.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Word has it my wife-unit is supposed to be leaving the hospital and coming back to the old folks home, probably this afternoon. I'll pass along any news fashes as they occur and/or I get around to it.
good news, Rumps.
hope you guys stay healthy. 
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Quote by vanessa26
She likes to eat the writers also???
Verbs- yep its me I needed a change of pace, so I changed it up
probably dumb of me to go about here with my face on display
*Mentally queues up the unsolved mysteries theme song* ? lol
Linda-
Kat- Glad I could make you laugh ? and thank you.
Hugs to everyone.
Also found this so why not
Apparently mines baby wipes ( boo that's not even interesting lol )
i've been printing out Verb's stories and wiping my butt on them...
