Quote by Magical_felix
So you just stole my idea, wow.
you actually think i am capable of an original idea? oh, you poor deluded silly man.
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Quote by TheGreekGoddess
Ok so I hadn't signed in for a month and only started to do so for the last couple of days... life has been frantic and I'm looking at lush for my haven. What have I missed?
Oh, and, I'm back home for a month, after seven months in the scary and far away land of England. Drinks are on me tonight!
I got a taser. umm... and... the Mets won something.... let's see... Ping is on vacay... think that's it? *Hugs* welcome back. we missed you. well i missed you. probably not just me. ooo. England is where the trolls live, right?
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Quote by DamonX
I just started to watch "The Boys".
It's very very good. A realistic, rated R superhero show. It makes me wonder how good many of the MC movies would be if they were rated R. 9.0 on IMDB. Quite dirty as well. The cast is amazing and the characters are great.
i really wanted to like this more than i did. i love the premise of it. that said, it had some issues. for one, it was incredibly predictable - i watched it with my wife and we pretty much called out the entire plot before a lot of it happened. also, it wasn't quite sure what it wanted to be - it felt like it really needed to go dark, and it did a lot of the times, but it also veered off into campy territory a lot. and then there were the continuity issues. if a show is good enough, i'll ignore those, but they kind of stuck out here - like the whole aqua dude thing were he's suddenly naked, waist down, and then he's not again when they show a frontal, and the shirts that the main character was wearing - Ramones, Nirvana, etc, yet it's blatantly established that he likes Billy Joel, etc. i really want to give it a chance, but with limited watching time i have trouble committing to shows that might get better, so unless i hear differently it's a bit of a pass for me.
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Quote by Ping
OMG. This is going to be fun.
Can You One Up Sprite?
Here’s the rules...
You detail a factual or fictitious event of your making, in the same time frame and format as Big R has just done. Starting with age 13 and ending with age 17.
Rump will provide prizes for the most entertaining. Everyone is welcome to one up sprite. I’ll post later after I finish some garage sale prep bullshit.
Shot the toilet! ? Bad aim, or what?
it leaked, so it sounded like it was semi-flushing all the time. started to drive me a little mad, so yeah, i shot it. not proud of it. lol fyi, despite my stance on guns, i do know how to shoot 'em, although it's been a long time so i'd probably not hit much of anything these days.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Ya know, I always had a hunch, just an unfounded suspicion, you understand, that Sprite's must-read LUSH story, "Blondie and the Black Knight" was somewhat auto-biographical. Well, so much for that 'somewhat' modifier. ;)
Don't know about the rest of youse guys, but my next drink is gonna be a double. So whadda the rest of you reform school rejects wanna drink?
actually, all of the blondie stories are true accounts, although i freely admit to spicing up the sex a little for lush.
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Quote by Ping
OMG. This is going to be fun.
Can You One Up Sprite?
Here’s the rules...
You detail a factual or fictitious event of your making, in the same time frame and format as Big R has just done. Starting with age 13 and ending with age 17.
Rump will provide prizes for the most entertaining. Everyone is welcome to one up sprite. I’ll post later after I finish some garage sale prep bullshit.
Shot the toilet! ? Bad aim, or what?
lol who gets to judge this clusterfuck?
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Quote by Ping
Anyone have or have had the lovely experience of their teens dating?
If so, then you may find this in-my-future little musing somewhat amusing.
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/musings/-oh-captain-my-captain-.aspx
Currently working on another battle-of-the-wills story with my daughter. Her stubbornness has cost her 45 minutes of TV time, and counting. ? So far, we have both pissed ourselves laughing. I hope I can accurately recount our battle. She must learn that NO ONE is more stubborn or committed than me. Respect. This will go done in the Ping family history books as a lesson in compromise. Her ego. Compromised. And that she should never pick a fight with someone who has nothing to lose.
Champagne please!
you're adorable, if incredibly naive. you actually think you can win a contest of wills with a teenage daugher? someone start the popcorn maker up - i don't want to miss a minute of that. a little history lesson.
i went through this with my dad. when i was 13 he took away tv time. next day, while he was at work, i sold it to the guy across the street and used the money to buy beer for me and my friends.
at 14 i was banished to my room for an entire weekend. i set the bed on fire, the FD had to come in and hose my bedroom down and i ended up staying the weekend at a friend's house, since my room was unlivable. we ended up doing coke and a three way with her boyfriend.
at 15 he forbid me to see my friends, said they were bad influences, and that i needed to find better people to hang with so i started running drugs for my best friend's brother's gang.
at 16 he told me i wasn't allowed to leave the house for an entire week. i took off that night, went to a party, and spent the entire week at some college guys' place doing drugs and fucking.
at 17 he sent me to stay with an uncle (he's a cop). got really high one day while he was at work, found one of his handguns and shot his toilet...
see where i'm going here? best just give up now while you're ahead, Pingster.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Bunny, welcome to Lush's leading eyesore on the slush pile off-ramp along the great info highway. Anyone who can keep Lyf 'tween the ditches is a keeper, imo. ;)
Today, a day that will, no doubt, live in infamy for certain Lushers, I managed to get into my inbox and accepted a whole host of friend requests. This is, at best, an infrequent, spasmodic event since my screen reader and the LUSH software package don't always get along.
Sara, here's your sweet tea. Enjoy.
Curvy, only the fabulous CTU (Curvy The Unquenchable) could come from a beer tasting in need of a beer. Bless your heart. ;)
Now who else is in need of some fluid refreshment?
Thank you. Not sure where "between the ditches" is but if it's slang for between my thighs then I'm doing it. ;)
I'll have an Ace Hill Pilsner, please.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
When I first met Sprite, nine years ago last weekend, I quickly learned that she was selling lightly used panties (3 for $100 USD). What I didn't learn until later, was that they weren't her - used panties.
Still - that was a great bargain at the time and our transaction cemented a friendship that has grown legs, so-to-speak.
Sprite - I still remember those first nasal clearing wafts of ground ginger!
as you'll recall, i never advertised them as mine, just that they were used (for cleaning up cat puke off the kitchen tiles, if i recall*
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Quote by scottob1234
how bout a fantasy one, where a certain mod was kind to people..
*nods* i keep telly Curvy G to be nicer, but does she listen to me? no, she does not. don't worry, i'll keep working on her. btw, don't forget tonight is date night. i'll be expecting flowers.
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Quote by Katherine
I've been trying to make a plot for the comp but failed. I basically wondered if I could even enter (I'm like seeker... I take forever to get it done). Last night the characters came to me though, and there is some sort of magic with them... the plot will come with them the more I figure them out.
Do you guys know your characters before your plot or vice versa? I'm a hazy bit of both.
Coffee for me. Hope you have creamer because I'm all out, just back home from my trip to new England.
i usually come up with a basic and vague story idea, ie, i want to write a story about a chick who digs latex, and then i sort of create and inhabit the main character, and then i just sort of start writing and let her/him control/dictate where the story goes...
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Quote by Verbal
Yes you do have so experimenting to do.
I have an idea for the comp. It's weird. Remember a certain Beatle's album cover that was banned? It's along those lines.
The purge begins...NOW. Just swallowed 4 Ducolax tablets. LJ's response (via text): "Good luck. Ew." That about sums it up.
thanks for sharing that (tmi, dude). *tases you*
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Quote by GraceW
My husband, whom I love to bits, took that pic while I was writing and said I could show people who I am. I'm a fat old tart and proud of it, so ...
Pride is for life, not just for June. I don't get to tell you what to do, but your present avatar looks good. We're here, we're queer, get over it.
body image shaming is fucked up. power to you, girl.