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Okay, let's double-check the orders:
tea, both hot and sweet iced
beer
coffee
lemonade
iced water
red wine
and probably a gin and tonic (easy on the tonic) with a touch of lime

TG, how are those whales doing?

Grace, your AV looks great to me. ;) But seriously, I do appreciate the description. BTW, is myine still the two hat dude on the beach with some sort of rainbow?

Just for the record, we do have a single malt scotch bottle on the premises. Of course, the contents aren't single malt, and not even blended, more like clabbered.

Now who wants a drink?

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Sprite won’t be pleased. You have to rage... it’s in the rules.

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Good morning, all. Hope everyone's weekend is off to a good start. Just wanted to stop by and remind folks that TOMORROW IS VERBAL'S BIRTHDAY! Please let him know you are thinking of him by sending birthday wishes, or just giving him a hard time, in the Occasions thread. (OK, V - NOW will you let me have a piece of birthday CAKE? ) (kidding) As long as I am here, I'll take a coffee - black. No stale donut holes for me, though. Waste of calories!

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The earth is flat... I had no idea.

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Thats quite a story Story Vanessa, sounds like a not so fun situation to be in with a mother in law. Sorry to hear that.
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I can see my mother not liking sprite either.

Tea please.

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Ginger Sprite, Dirty Sprite Night, I think we are all drifting into very dangerous territory. Not me of course, I'm always an innocent bystander. (Ping, stop laughing).

For some resaon, I am obsessed with fruity drinks these days.

I have done Cherry Limeade and Rasberry Lemonade so far. Because of the forum thread "I Am" I am contemplating some sort of candy corn inspired drink.

Today I am trying a cucumber, mint, lime spritzer. I like using things I've grown in my garden. The nice thing is they go with a lot of different alcohol choices.

It's a nice cool rainy day here for a change. Although that weather change is trying to trigger a migraine. I hope I can ward it off before I have to medicate it.

Cheers Everyone!

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Green tea for me please. * raises shirt to expose chiseled abs and tucked into waistband, Sprite's Taser which I lifted while she furiously masturbated to tentacle porn * Forget movie night, let's have Dirty Sprite Night. We'll tie her to her throne and let the games begin.

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Clearly my answer is no

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Humans who introduce themselves by whining about people who hurt them yrs ago.


Back off me w/ your sad pathetic use of a human being.

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Sounds like the premise of an indie horror movie.

Like some dude goes home with some chick and wakes up in the morning to the call of breakfast is being served only the chick was actually talking to a real doll that she’s having a full blown conversation with and the guy can’t find his keys or his clothes and the chick is like don’t be rude say hello to my roommate and she motions to the doll and the guy passes out and then wakes up tied to the bed and hears the chick arguing with the doll talking about he’s seen too much and then silence and then the chick is like no Dolly, it’s too late to let him go and like it’s the doll that’s the voice of reason while the chick is trying to convince the doll to help get rid of the dude.

I would be scared as fuck.

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What happens when the sex dolls organize and start a worldwide revolution against humans? Seriously, haven't you all considered the implications here?

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I love the scent of Sprite, especially when the bubbles go up my nose.

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Oohh I'd love a cherry limeade maybe with a splash of vodka. Forecast is sunny and in the eighties for the next week. I've been hydrating with lemons and cuke slices with ice water.

PS I've fiddled with Sprite's taser, dropping the voltage to the equivalent of an AA battery. But when she tasers you just pretend, fall on the ground and writhe around a bit. When she stands over you in triumph you'll be able to look up her dress.

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Sprite, try to behave like a nice young lady -- it'll schock the hell out of everyone.

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Hey all!

That little Smurfy vignette is indeed why Ping is on the podium. Once again the fascist jackbooks of Taser Smurf crushes the souls of the now thumbless blue hoardes, forced to do the bidding of Big Erotica and the porno-industrial complex, their blue tears staining the floors of their lightless dungeon in the bowels of Lush.

Seriosly, I am smiling still at the results of the contest; so many good writers and stories were recognised. And the themes of pride and inclusion were heartening, particulrly in these days when our country seems to be sliding toward mob rule and angry intolerence. That send-her-back Trump rally on Wednesday really scared me.

I now have a pulled muscle in my side, which may or may not be related to the back pain thing, I have been falling apart these last couple weeks. Luckily, a lazy weekend with LJ beckons. No visits, (almost) no chores, no plays. Maybe a movie - they do have those comfy chairs. But mostly I will spend the weekend prone. Heh.

LAST BOOK of the Open Trilogy is on sale now. BUY ME!!!
https://www.amazon.com/Open-Eyes-Serious-Moonlight-22-ebook/dp/B07VFJCNL4/

Köffee please, Bill.

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Sprite’s comment on my story, see for yourself, was, “It didn’t suck.”

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Dude, just keep your lips zipped and comply. She's like that little girl from The Ring. Except armed with a Taser.

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Do i have a choice? My gut instinct tells me this is my one and only chance to come along willingly and make things easier on myself.

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taking my posts seriously will not be tolerated. Yeah that pattern is I'm Guano crazy...

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You're starting to scare me, other Scott.2uTugbiwnuWyg6eb

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Would you settle for nunchucks?

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That's quite a specific meme for a forum smiley.

Maybe something like this?