Quote by Liz
That's quite a specific meme for a forum smiley.
Maybe something like this?
I'd like a taser smilie please.zeWqPTClfo5WelNB
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Quote by seeker4
Put about 18km on my bike this afternoon. Was headed downtown to restock at my favorite tea shop (theteahaus.com if you must know, they do have an online store with international and domestic shipping). Lovely day for it and I got to try out the new bike lane downtown. It's actually separated from automobile traffic by a safety island and barriers, so that cyclists don't have to mix with traffic, a mix that often goes badly for the cyclists.
The lovely weather continues into the evening. Unsweet tea with a shot of limoncello, please.
*zaps you with 3000 volts of electricity* that should get you pedaling.
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One of my favorite people here is turning the big Eight Oh. She made a point of telling me not to announce her age, or even mention it in passing, so of course.... 
So, like I said, one of my favorite people, my big sister, my mentor, my friend, my lover, my Mistress, the father of my children, the one, the only, the incomparable, the inconsolable, the inconceivable... ELVIS! sorry, we broke open the wine cellar a little early for this one...
So, like I said, one of my favorite people, my big sister, my mentor, my friend, my lover, my Mistress, the father of my children, the one, the only, the incomparable, the inconsolable, the inconceivable... ELVIS! sorry, we broke open the wine cellar a little early for this one...
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Quote by seeker4
The dates got taken down when the comp closed, but the original comp posting said July 16, IIRC. Based on that and giving the judges a reasonable amount of time to get through it all, I'd put my money on this week, but perhaps later than that. But that's speculation. I have no insider knowledge.
Nice day here and the heat and humidity have subsided a bit.
A red wine, please.
judging is going on right now. Nicky would like to post the results on the 17th.
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
I thought the men were dancing, turns out it's just the after-effects of the taser.
I got your book as well Jeff.
I'll be sitting quietly in the corner watching to see who Sprite tases next.
I'll have a gin and tonic with lime, please.
Cheers.
*tazzes you cause... like i need a reason?*
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Quote by Verbal
(poke). *runs away*
If you don't get hot and bothered then I've lost my touch.Here's a dollar, just in case. If you find the story, um, satisfying, slide it into your g-string and consider it a tip.
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don't wear g-strings. or thongs. just not a go to for me.
*tazzes you, just cause* 
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Quote by Verbal
Bill, you are right, Jen and sprite and a taser would make for a lethal combo. A FUN lethal combo, but a lethal combo nonetheless. What a way to go,
The second book in the Open trilogy is out. Not free this time, it's 99 cents. Time to see if those free books last week translate into actual sales this week. The link is on the sig line. Also here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07V4F2Y93/
Thanks for the bacon covered waffles, Gill. Yum. Sounds like your parents are at the edge of being aable to cope.. They are VERY lucky to have you as a daughter/daughter-in-law, able to take the reins even when the going gets tough. You are a srong woman Gill.
Köffee please.
i bought it already, despite all the wise cracks and poking. if it doesn't get me hot and bothered, i want my dollar back. *glares*
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Quote by Beffer
I've never been drunk, but I'm so uninhibited sober that I've done some crazy things in front of friends that they've recorded. Never been caught peeing though.
never been caught kind of give us the impression that you do it, you're just sly about it.
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Quote by CuriousAnnie
Morning all, coffee and donuts would be perfect this morning. You all remember that if the heat becomes unbearable, a flight, longish I will admit - 14 hours from San Francisco (I have promised myself never ever Los Angeles again) or 22 hours from London - will bring you to a Sydney winter.
Now I would complain about the 14 degrees C currently and the low of 8 C overnight, but last time I did that Curvy pointed out that sometimes could be a summer day in her part of the world. But I am finding it cold, though now that we are past the shortest day, summer feels like it is just over the horizon.
I hope Tonya, that your tests are good. And also I had never considered making limoncello, but we have a lot of lemons now on our lemon tree, so that gives me a good idea. Finally thanks to all those who left lovely comments on my story, I really appreciate it.
what heat? i live in seattle. it's raining here. should be raining tomorrow, too. a while back i decided to let my hair grow. downside? it's a pain when it's wet and i live in seattle, where it's always wet.
whiskey, please. dry.
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Quote by nicola
We had one before and it wasn't anywhere near as popular as I'd expected it to be.
People who were new either didn't want to introduce themselves, or were too shy to do so. It became a little superfluous.
who are you, btw? new here? i'm the official newbie inspector. please take off all your clothes and wait your turn. i'll get to you presently.
