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Quote by Ping
I’m so tired...
Been prepping, baking, and cooking - non-stop - for 8 hours.
I’m so annoyed...
I asked my daughter to count the layers of paper thin, bastard fucking pasta noodles and as we rolled them to width and length, she lost count. Ugh. I guess we’ll find out when we cut into it.
I’m in need of some weight resistance training...
I could barely lift the damn thing to put it in the oven. Forgot to weigh the lasagna dish, but dish and lasagna was almost fifteen fucking pounds!!! I estimate the food is eight to nine pounds. We should have enough for breakfast.
I’m so tired... and not hungry. But I’ll eat.
Limoncello please. Seeker! Have you been dippin’ your limoncello wick into my limoncello stash? It’s lookin’ a bit low. Meh. I’ll share. But you need to replenish the Rump Reserves. Incidentally, that was the name of Bill’s harem when his libido was beyond reproach. ;)
Does this look like 10 layers of homemade lasagna noodles?
only looks like 9 layers to me. i suggest you toss it and start over.
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Quote by Verbal
It's in the sig line, but I understand how hard it is to move your mouse down a half an inch, so....
https://www.amazon.com/Open-Door-Serious-Moonlight-20-ebook/dp/B07TXKWVFN/
i'm on my laptop and it's at least an inch.
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Quote by Green_Man
Listen up, the Princess in charge wants you to post the link to the story. It's too much work for her to search around and find it. And I've been ordered to order you to post it for her. Got it, Verbs!
good man. now, rub my feet. they're tired.
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Quote by Green_Man
I believe he is referring to the story that is in his forum signature line at the bottom. Just click on it, I am sure.
I'll have some hot water to brew some tea.
Cheers, all.
too much work. i'm a princess. tell him to do it for me. also, just did my nails.
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
I love the names in Newfoundland. Of course, all three of my sons have Dildo Newfoundland t-shirts. They're all grown now but still amused by the name.
Blow Me Down, Joe Batt's Arm, Seldom Come By, Come By Chance, Push Through, just a few examples of Newfie towns.
The only thing to decide about our trip is do we drive or fly. Driving takes three days each way, but if we fly, we can't bring back all the jam and other jarred goodies that family makes for us. We typically bring up boxes of empty mason jars and leave with full ones. Strawberry, raspberry, blueberry, partridge berry jams, moose, beets, rabbit, not to mention the mountain of home-baked bread biscuits and treats. Customs won't let us back in with all that.
Ping, thanks for the "I told you so". I know I can always count on you for support. I've always made lasagna with sausage. I'm not a fan of ground beef.
I'll have a lemonade please before I get to work in my garden. I have ridiculous amounts of basil so I'm making a lot of pesto. My tomatoes are coming in as well so I'll make some fresh salsa too.
Cheers Everyone!
the wife has been to Newfoundland, says it's one of the most beautiful places she's been, and yes, she visited Dildo. i think's it's obligatory, actually. lol
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Quote by Verbal
Laura's in love, Gill sold her house, Ping is feeling confident about the comp, that odd new Bunny chick is in the top 10, I have a four day weekend, and all is right in the world.
I'd love to live in a town called Coome By Chance.
<shameless plug>So, help me out peeps - I have a free story up on Amazon--Open Door--that was the first story in a trilogy which won a series award her on Lush. I am pulling out all the stops to try to break into the top 100, which apparently increases your visability YUGELY on Amazon. Highest I've ever gotten is 157. It's free! Get a copy! You can delete it right after if you want. Though I do think it's a good stand-alone read.</shameless plug>
Köffee please!
can ya put up a link for the story?
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Quote by Ping
Found myself unexpectedly home alone for a few hours on this stormy Canada Day, so I endeavored to finish watching this movie. If you don't know what movie this dude is from, Verbs will most certainly tell you. Sure does look a wee bit like, dare we say it here, Voldemort, but pre-dates him by many years. It's from one of Verbs favorite directors, or so he whispered to me that dark, stormy night we found ourselves in each other's arms in a lonely, disheveled single bed overlooking the classical romance of the Seine. Okay, not true, but I believe he likes, very, very strongly, GdT.
I hope all are well. While various libations are savored, ingested, and digested today across our fine nation, I stare at the last shot of my freezer-resting limoncello, wondering if I should wait to share it with my son (he loves it more than me - he just gets a sip) or do I rush out and find another bottle. I'll wait. I'll have some maple walnut ice cream instead.
I've got a few more comp stories to read, so I'll probably read another one or two today.
Later Y'all!
one of my favorite movies too, despite it being a total mindfuck and leaving me wasted and teary and suffering from anxiety. but really, everyone needs to see it. once.
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Quote by seeker4
Submitted. Didn't really do another pass, else I'd probably never get done. May have eff-d up the copy and paste but we'll see what the mod says. Apparently I can't edit until they either approve or kick it.
you eff-d up the copy and paste but the very nice mod fixed it all for you.
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Quote by CuriousAnnie
Morning all, coffee to start my Friday.
Overnight my competition story, 'On Oxford Street, This Gay Girl Found Pride While Playing With Balls,' was published. Thanks Curvy for moderating and your kind words. And thanks to Greenman for your kind words as well.
I would appreciate it if others could take a look so I get enough support to qualify. Giggles, knowledge of Australia and rugby, while an advantage, is not essential. And those that comment positively can enjoy a drink here on my tab.
Now that I have finished writing I am working my way through the other entries, and the first three I read from DeviantSusie, GreenMan and Ping were fabulous, so I am looking forward to finding the time to enjoy more.
i've had vegemite, so i'm kind of an expert on Oz. lol Happy to give it a read later on, Annie.
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Quote by DamonX
I just watched Ken Burns "Jazz." About 20 hours.
I don't love any of them. I think this is the worst music ever made. I did enjoy the doc and the historical aspects, but this style of music is just fucking terrible.
As a musician myself, I just can't get into this meandering garbage.... It's background music. And the background musicians need to be on various drugs in order to do this shit for hours and hours.
I get that it takes skill... but it sounds like shit. The music the singing... I recently listened to Billie Holiday and it sounded like a homeless crack head blurting out shit in an alleyway behind my apartment.
If anyone wants to dispute me, please post anything recorded before 1950 and try to convince people that it doesn't sound like absolute garbage.
I get it that its old... But old doesn't mean good.
i guess not everyone has taste. yes, i'm looking at you, tin-ear.
1938:
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Welcome back Mr Rumps! No, no have a seat, I'll fetch my own coffee. Hope all went well. Morning to the rest of...cupcakes! That looks like a bribe in the Pride avatar contest. I better confiscate the lot. We don't want the judges being tempted.
*eat all the cupcakes, give you a frosting covered middle finger*
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Quote by TonyaL
Good morning. My turn to set up BB. De-sludged (aside for Carl) and brewing. The kettle is filled and turned on to steep. I've got some of Miss Curvy's cake out of the freezer. I hope everyone has a wonderful day. Today is my anniversary. Eighteen years of marriage. Can't believe it's been so long. We aren't doing anything special today. So it's I'm gonna try to get to something. Hugs for all who need one.
happy versary thing, Tonya! 18 years. wow. trying to thing if i've lasted 18 years at anything. had a hangover that lasted about that long, actually... on that note, Tekeella please! straight up.
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Quote by TonyaL
Thank you so much ladies. I was definitely having a day and cried silent tears last night. The anxiety can be overwhelming at times. I really do have a lot on my shoulders, which I'm sure many of us here do. I am very grateful to have you to silently lean on when I need to and who are here to listen to me even when I don't exactly understand what I'm feeling or why. You are amazing women. Thank you for the support always. ♥️♥️
you are always welcome to borrow my shoulders when it gets a bit much.
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just want to say to all the straight men and women who are joining in the fun and making the site so colorful right now, thank you. i know it seems like such a little thing to some of you, but it's not. it's beautiful and it means a lot to many of us. so yeah, thank you. love you all.
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Quote by GraceW
Who the fuck are they to tell us it gets better? Did they lose their husband, the love of their life? Of course not. Were they ? Hell no. Did they have children taken away? Not on your Nellie. My husband dropped dead fifty years ago last month. I am still waiting for it to get better. My second husband, #2 the shit, had me regularly and then took my children on threat of death. If I'd killed him then I'd have been out long ago, but I doubt even that would have made it any easier.
Rose and I are still waiting, people, as I am sure are many others you lied to.
The only thing I can promise you is that you will have more good days than bad. If you have too many bad days come see me and I'll take your mind off them.
love you. it doesn't really get better, you know, you just learn to live with it better. you're in good company here, though. did i mention i love you?