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What a fussbudget! The Pope kisses the tarmac wherever he lands, but you're too good to lick the sidewalk??


Buz IS the pope, dude. Pope Buz VII.
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Sure, I'll check it out ;).



I'm a bit of a newbie here . What's a sig?


signature - it's the stuff at the bottom of everyone's post that is static. a lot of writers use it to advertise the stories they have published here. smile
Quote by Beffer
I've played the piano (and synthesizers) since age 5. Drums, tympani and marimba in high school and college, and the Native American flute since my 20's.


what about the skin flute?
Quote by TonyaL


Yes I was bathing them because we are crazy and now have eleven cats. Five of which are kittens and the mommy got fleas which in turn gave the babies fleas and of course I was the only one willing to deal with the situation.

I would love to relax with a hot cup of tea please. Hope everyone has a great night.


aww, how cute, we have one kitten and i almost always have at least on scratch mark on my arm, if not more smile
never even seen a tanning bed IRL. do they even still make them?
Quote by Beffer
My administrative assistant is 28, straight, married, hot, and off-limits. David says I have to keep my hands off her. But... what if she got curious about bi-sex and came on to me? Hmmmm....


you are a very bad person.
Hiya Angi - ex-Cali girl myself - SF bay area. if you're hanging at beaches, guessing you're So Cal? smile
i didn't get a chance to read everything this time around, but i did get to a few. Lyfbuz's was very much a favorite and i'm pretty thrilled that he took the blue ribbon. just an amazing story. also got to Ping's, which i enjoyed quite a bit. good on you, sir, for placing so high - good to see some new blood up top, too. congratz to everyone. smile
he should have waited. i was this close to adding 'peeing in diapers' to the categories. oh, well. can't please everyone.
Quote by Ping


No lyin'! We once had a home renovations store called this. As an immature teen, we made jokes about women getting splinters. Yup. I've not grown up much from then.

Who the hell names a store, Beaver Lumber???


Beavers.m, probably.
Quote by Buz


Oh yes, and with my stacked deck. Hoochie Mama!


so. let me get this straight. if i lose, you get to see me naked. and if i win, i have to see your willy? SHOOT ME NOW!
Quote by Beffer
No. I wouldn't even use a flogger on my horse!


so your answer should have been "neigh"...?
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Solo. I wasn't enthused.


it was entertaining fluff and quickly forgettable. silly
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Yes, I not really figure someone hasn't thought of them before, they are so urban obvious.
I wasn't planning to try registering them anyway, so I just keep them for my own...smiles

What do you think about realism in erotica? Many things Lush maybe?


refer to my post on page 1.
Quote by browncoffee


what about invisible glittery blackbirds. they peck your eyes out if you don't acknowledge their existence young naysayer


i have chocolate! smile
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This lady knows everything. Including how to wind up nice Canadian boys.

And there must must time for another beer before bedtime?



mythical creatures. no such thing. trust me. ;)
Quote by Verbal


Srsly?

That's a bit, um, anal. Is it the azure site that does not approve, or the vermillion site?

Date night was yummy. Layla--laying next to me as I type this--says hi.

Kòffėę please.


give your woman a kiss for me. can be chaste. can be not so chaste. i'm easy. smile
Quote by Verbal


Srsly?

That's a bit, um, anal. Is it the azure site that does not approve, or the vermillion site?

Date night was yummy. Layla--laying next to me as I type this--says hi.

Kòffėę please.


Must be the blueberry site. I'd know if it was an issue with the strawberry site.
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As for words we use to make fantasy...I made up 2 new ones of my own...SEXCITE und WHOREGASM.
Good ones I think.




whoregasm goes back to at least 2007. Sexcite goes back to 2002.
Quote by LYFBUZ
Greetings all, coffee for me please. Having trouble getting motivated this morning.


motivation for today. do shit and i'll send you pictures of my boobs. smile
Quote by AmeliaLeigh
Just when I start getting my feet under me again and my days are full of smiles and laughter. Life decides I’ve had enough, and unexpectedly I lose my aunt. She was always there for me growing up, the one who believed in me. Now she’s gone. Life fucking sucks sometimes!!


*hugs* i know it's not the same, how could it be, but don't forget, you've got stunt aunts floating around in here heart lean on us. please.
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...and now that you're in the AWESOME gang, Rachel said I could double down on bringing you over to the girls team!

Have a beautiful day, Kiera!!


Good luck. i've been trying for years. she's freaking stubborn as hell. smile
one of my favorite people here. hell, one of my favorite people period. I hope you have a wonderful day, that it is full of the beauty and joy that you deserve, and i hope you get laid. especially that you get laid! smile



https://www.lushstories.com/kiera

I got this recently:

Dear Rachel

I don't know how often you get nominations for your Awesome award, but I'd like to suggest that Kiera deserves one.

She's such a lovely presence on Lush; she's written stories, she posts in the Forums; she talks to her friends. She's always got a smile and a funny comment.

And when I was having a rough time last year, with lots of stuff going shit in my life at the same time, and I needed a shoulder to cry on, she was always there for me; sending messages and asking how I was. And I bet she's done the same for other people.

She's just good for Lush. And I think it would be sweet to recognise it.


thing is, i've wanted to pick K for a while, but when it's people i'm close to, i always overthink it, so i'm glad that a couple of people here sort of told me, just freaking DO IT!

Kiera joined on March 23, 2013 and i've watched her grow, not only as a writer (on the blue site as well as here), but as a person for most of that time. anyone who knows her, knows she's funny and has a sharp wit, that's she's sweet and caring, and that she's put a lot of effort into being part of this community and of being there when someone needs a friend. she's been my rock on many occasions - others as well - and she's never looking for anything in return. so yeah, one of my favorite people here, and i know i'm not alone.

Congratulations on being awesome, Kiera oh, and happy birthday, too. smile

ps - she's still a terrible lesbian. just about given up on her for that, but other than that...
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how to start...

being that it is the Project Semi Colon, I hope this does not give some here a license to mock and ridicule others... or use this against them in any shape way or form.

It is 3 am... Sleep eludes me... my head hurts ... my tears are flowing...

I am depressed, stressed, and with no end in site...
I moved back to TX... I take care of my ill aunt.. along side dealing with my son's autism...
All this after dealing with cancer... and other health issues that I care not to share...

I suffer PTSD... but to many I am the pillar of strength and when I show a little weakness...
they return with you can handle it.... you are strong... yaddy yadda...
I am so sick of being the one most around me turn to... I am tired of crying in the pillow...
I want to scream... but I am drowning in this ...

No Im not suicidal... been there... but I realize others truly need me (my son)
but I feel tired of being the strength or light ...
Funny when I feel like this I tend to punish myself even more... be i by separating myself from others... or by allowing myself to be torn down to the point of not wanting to get out of bed.
to look at the clock and wait to the last minute to do things for others and just forget about me...

Therapy... yes I have taken it...
Drugs... I taken them by the dozen...

Do I talk to those around me about this...NO
and here... at first it was ok to talk to some... but they only use things like this against you in this site... many do... and that drives me to leave time and time again... so now it is hard to really trust anyone...

so why am I writing... because I have nothing else to loose here...
truly I dont and it is a way for me to vent with out my family or close ones really knowing any of it...
So they can continue thinking what they always thought of me...

all done...


*hugs* funny how it's easier to take down your walls when it's "anonymous internet peoples" and so much harder when it's family. really, it's easy to just sort of put it out there here. as for mocking, anyone dares come in HERE and mock anyone... let's just say it won't be pretty.

i think it's harder on those who people normally look to to be the strong one - they sort of get stuck in that role and everyone expects them to just do it and don't think that sometimes, they just get tired and want a break, yeah? it's hard. i hope you get enough here to get you through it - sometimes that's all we have - here. i kind of have to keep it together most of the time, too, and it's nice to not have to keep it together on occasion when i log in. love you. hope today is a little better.