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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by MollyDoll
I'm willing to try it. Care to buy me a drink so we can test that theory?
Hi everyone. This is my first time in this bar. looking around Hmmm Can I have a lemon drop martini, please?
woo hoo! Molly's here! now we can really get the party started!
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Verbal
Thanks, Lulu, we hope to have one. Wishing you a lovely evening too!
I think we are in the post-coffee, pre-liquor part of the day, so I will have a seltzer.
if it sucks, you could just spend the evening making out in your seats!*
*yet another helpful tip from Sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by GraceW
How, out of curiosity, if one wanted toast privileges, would one go about obtaining said privileges? Not that I would necessarily want such privileges, but I would hate to, like poor LYFBUZ, be told to sling my hook should I develop a sudden, overwhelming urge for toast.
going to need to fill out form LS-1443-22 and provide 3 character witnesses for starters...
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by kiera
1 is the lie?
1. I love formula 1.
2. I have green fingers and enjoy gardening.
3. I worked at a Museum in London.
4. I love Game of Thrones.
Hey Reese
the lie is the green fingers one.
1. i drive a motorcycle.
2. i can balance on the toes of one foot for up to 5 minutes.
3. i used to DJ.
4. i own all the Beatles albums on vinyl.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Ping
Now that we've had a fun run...
Can we reinstate the Competitions on StoriesSpace?
Imaging this...
Liberace in his glorious, flamboyant best, sitting at his white baby grand, tickling his ivories, playing something soft and mood setting for usAnd then he speaks...
Rachel, daaaarling,
Since the Rump Micro-Flash Comp was such a success, and we do have a number of mods and dedicated writers at SS, could we have a micro-flash comp there?
We learned a few things with this, ahem, Rump dry-hump, like the need for some common reference words on the tag line (although a competition posting would nullify that need),
we could have a micro-flash competition in that same genre that already exists!
We just need a competition theme and we are right as rain.
Isn't that fabulous?
No need for prizes. We've all suggested there is no need. However, some EP's and RR's would suffice.
So, Rachel, daaaarling, could we try just one?
first off, it's a great idea.
secondly, i have zero authority over on SS and my stepping in and doing this would probably not go over well. trust me on that.
thirdly, it's not like i have a lot of free time as it is, and what i do have, i'd like to keep as free time, so yeah, talk to Maggie about it.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Beffer
Since Pixie and Hannah haven't lifted a finger to polish HRM's throne, I'm resigning as gum-scraper! I even sanded that splintery toilet seat in the bathroom, but screw that too! Anyway, I have a new job as Sprite's tongue-bather. It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it!
Hot, black coffee for me, please? And not that fureign köffee stuff everybody here is drinking. And would somebody please take that baseball bat emoji away from Rachel?
you would deny me my favorite emoji?
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Liz
All the girls say so.
Sprite: "Elizabeth, behave."
Any of you guys try a cement mixer? You take a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream and a sip of fresh lime juice and swirl it around in your mouth. The acidic lime juice causes the Bailey's to curdle but it doesn't taste sour. It turns really thick and viscous, sticking to your teeth like cement (hence the name).
Just don't touch my throne and you'll be fine.Y6xLT6pzmgA21RMz
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Quote by GraceW
My #2 husband, the shit, was nearly the last man who touched me. I found some wonderful people who helped me realise my path lay with women, and 40 years ago I came out.
I get depressed sometimes when I remember what I went through with #2. I was once diagnosed with depression and prescribed Prozac. Prozac fucked me up physically and mentally. I mean REALLY fucked me up. After three days I realised that no matter how depressed I got it wasn't going to be worse than this. Probably my depression is mild compared to that which some of you live with, I consider myself very lucky indeed on that count.
I had been getting depressed recently, I think 17 years without sex may have contributed to it. I found Lush three months ago by complete chance. Talking to people has been the most wonderful therapy I could ever wish for, and cybersex, while not perfect, has proved to be very helpful too. Not only has my mental state improved, but it has had a physical effect on my husband, giving me hope that he will one day be able to leave these four walls with me.
I am a tart, by the way. To me, there is no such thing as too much sex. That there is any sex in my life at all is amazing. I am truly grateful to the founders and staff of lush for creating a haven for people who need people. May your Gods bless you all and bless those who are helping me regain myself.
PS: Men, I'm sorry I'm hard on you. Most of you don't deserve my scorn and abuse, and I'm learning to separate the wheat from the chaff.
you're in good company. Kiera's a tart too. *giggles* glad you're finding your way, Grace. i did the drugs for a bit - hated them with a passion. like you, i think they fucked me up as much as they helped me. being a little crazy on occasion works for me, so i deal with the downs and enjoy the ups as they come and go. you're always welcome here - glad you found us, too.
hugs and love,
rach
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Quote by vanessa26
I have been meaning to come in here....I just always put it off
but with this month being a insanly bad month for me...I thought why not
we all ask the "what ifs". really, you'll never know. would you have been 'this fucked up' if nothing had happened? probably not - it does fuck you up and turn you upside down and inside out, but yeah, get rid of the what ifs. they'll just drive you a little crazy. something i've realized from my own experiences. we spend a lot of time beating ourselves up for being weak, being messed up, being cowards. living with what you went through? that's not weak. making it to this point, sharing it, that takes strength. it's not easy dealing with being scared all the time. i went through that for a good long while, i know. get freaked out by little things, going to the store to pick up cat food was hard - lotsa times just sat in the parking lot and cried, then went home without cat food. Cats were NOT impressed. so i sold them, got better ones... errr... anyway, you work at getting a little better. it's slow. it's never all at once. you never forget that shit, but you do your best to move on, and part of that is opening up to others, which is scary as fuck, too. thanks for letting us in. just so you know, you ever need an ear, you're always welcome in here, and you're always welcome to PM me, or BB me (gonna send you a friend request, if you'd like, accept, and you can hit me up whenever you feel the need). i won't always have answers, but i'll always listen and know that you're loved in here.
xx
rachel
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Beffer
Hey! I'm just the lowly washer woman who scrapes the gum and makes Her Majesty's throne smell clean and fresh. (Maybe if She took a bath more often it might STAY clean and fresh longer!).
Ice water, please ...the cheap stuff!
you've just had 'bathing HRM to your list of duties. i prefer tongue baths. please attend to me before going to bed. you're welcome.
