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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by kiera
spunktrumpet
Twas with a mighty fanfare that we set sail our ship
Five and twenty sailors boys with sabers on the hip
Our captain was Black Lulu, a sneer upon her lip
Her first mate was a fair young thing who answered to young Pip
Sing the praises of Black Lulu
And sing them of brave young pip
And sing the praises of the sailor boys
Who went down with their ship
They named the ship Spunk Trumpet, no ordinary boat
In even the direst hurricane it would stay afloat
Black Lulu strode along the deck and wore a crimson coat
Young pip with her golden hair upon the captain did dote
Sing the praises of Black Lulu
And sing them of brave young pip
And sing the praises of the sailor boys
Who went down with their ship
Twas off the coast of Africa that pirates filled the seas
Enough to make any common man go weak at the knees
Black Lulu simply rolled her eyes and ate her mash and peas
And ordered her men to shake them off like a dog would shake off fleas
Sing the praises of Black Lulu
And sing them of brave young pip
And sing the praises of the sailor boys
Who went down with their ship
Unbeknownst to her the pirate clan was led by One Eyed Buz
Who sported a great mustachio and a crown of golden fuzz
With a robust cheer he led his men out of the deepening muzz
And boarded the Trumpet with pistol in hand with a hip hip ha-ruzz
Sing the praises of Black Lulu
And sing them of brave young pip
And sing the praises of the sailor boys
Who went down with their ship
Lulu and her sailor boys put up a mighty fight
That lasted through the burning day and deep into the night
Too late she gave the order that would put the crew to flight
The mighty Spunk Trumpet went up in flames, oh what a terrible sight
Sing the praises of Black Lulu
And sing them of brave young pip
And sing the praises of the sailor boys
Who went down with their ship
The moral of the story is don’t name your ship Spunk Trumpet
Whether it’s a mighty frigate or just a tiny junket
Might as well call it Ropes of Cum, or even The Cum Bucket
Cause in the end it matters not once One Eyed Buz has sunk it.
Oh, sing the praises of Black Lulu
And sing them of brave young pip
And sing the praises of the sailor boys
Who went down with their ship
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by AmeliaLeigh
Ok now that I understand toaster is actually referring to a toaster... it was suggested the toaster should be named Sprite - bc it always goes down when you push its buttons *giggles* (I’m sure you might know who suggested it haha)
Plus since you work so hard and so many joined the competition its only right to name the toaster after you princess Sprite. ❤️
i am not above changing the results... seriously, tho, congratz. it was a good solid piece and you beat out a lot of really good stories.
Her Royal Spriteness
ok, now then...
THE WINNERS OF THE HOT SIZZLIN' SEX COMP.
first off, i'd like to thank Buz, Lokis Sidekick, and a member who remains anonymous in fear that the mob will tear him/her to bits - probably a wise choice - if he/she picks wrong - for helping out with the judging. it wasn't easy - for one thing, they were all good - and i am not going to list them in order, just the top 3. everyone should consider themselves in 4th place - honestly, a couple of my favs didn't place top 3, but i like and respect the judges picks, so...
oh, i should mention there was a tie for second.
in first place, Amelia Leigh. she has the honor of naming the new toaster whatever she pleases. congrats, Amelia - two of the judges actually picked yours as the top story - pretty hard not to give you the honors after that.
in second place, a tie - Pixie Hoffman and Brown Coffee. Pixe and Hannah are now official throne polishers. not even going to comment on that. lol congratz, gals!
in third place, Beffers, who gets the dubious honor of gum scrapping. sorry, but you knew the job when you entered, woman.
the rest of you, there are a lot of stories that i really liked, and would have been happy to see grace the top 3. ya'll really outdid yourself. this was fun, if a bit more work then i expected lol.
xx
sprite
THE WINNERS OF THE HOT SIZZLIN' SEX COMP.
first off, i'd like to thank Buz, Lokis Sidekick, and a member who remains anonymous in fear that the mob will tear him/her to bits - probably a wise choice - if he/she picks wrong - for helping out with the judging. it wasn't easy - for one thing, they were all good - and i am not going to list them in order, just the top 3. everyone should consider themselves in 4th place - honestly, a couple of my favs didn't place top 3, but i like and respect the judges picks, so...
oh, i should mention there was a tie for second.
in first place, Amelia Leigh. she has the honor of naming the new toaster whatever she pleases. congrats, Amelia - two of the judges actually picked yours as the top story - pretty hard not to give you the honors after that.
in second place, a tie - Pixie Hoffman and Brown Coffee. Pixe and Hannah are now official throne polishers. not even going to comment on that. lol congratz, gals!
in third place, Beffers, who gets the dubious honor of gum scrapping. sorry, but you knew the job when you entered, woman.
the rest of you, there are a lot of stories that i really liked, and would have been happy to see grace the top 3. ya'll really outdid yourself. this was fun, if a bit more work then i expected lol.
xx
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by seeker4
No, but you have to submit it for a homework assignment and get it graded.hp13hO9D5cZarjcr
I am working on a story that is about "back to school" in a sense but not sure it fits here. So, I'll see if something comes to me.
this is why i hate you.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Jimwillhavefun
Since today is my birthday, I decided to write a light-hearted story over on the Blue site. Go check it out and have fun reading through it. Thank you.
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/musings/bithdays-suck.aspx
hey, happy bday, and thanks for all the hard work keeping track of the comp stories - i really do appreciate it
*giggles*
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by detailedrp
I wish there were more stories from the point of view of a woman.
Most stories on lush are either written to the third person or are from the perspective of a man. I write at the second person in hope of making women feel like I'm talking to them and that the story is personal to them. But it would really turn me on to read the inner mechanics of seduction and arousal in the mind of a woman.
It would turn me on tremendously to read something along the lines of : *Sitting on his face, my body quivers with pleasure with everyone of his licks, my nails rake at his taunt,sexy, stomach every time he pulls my moving hips back over his face or when he spanks me. My eyes follow the line of his body and before me stands his cock, wet with my saliva, just waiting for me to wrap my lips around one more.*
I'm wondering if this would turn women on as much as it does me and if it shouldn't be a category or at least a common tag.
read more stories written by women from your fav. perspective. tons of them out there and not so hard to find - that said, no, it's not gonna be a category - if people want to tag it, that's cool, but up to the individual writers.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by tams_back_yay
takes a seat at the bar... a friend told me about this place.. sounds fun. it's early so i'll just take an espresso with a shot of Sambuca, lemon rind twist if you have it.
i also have a flash story if its ok to intrude on the comp? i've only written poems so i'm a bit of a "story virgin".. be gentle :P
yeah, go ahead. long as you stick around after it's done.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Jimwillhavefun
Hey Lorenzo and Sarah and Tonya and Rachel. Still trying to keep an eye on all those stories. Hopefully, my email helped to bring in quite a few more writers. Some really great stories so far. I find it amazing what we can come up with in under 115 words. Never thought I personally would be able to.
Can I get an Iced Tea, please? Thank you.
you do know it was supposed to be for patrons of Rumps, yeah...? *sighs*
