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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS




Most of my favorite films from the 80's are horror related.

The Shining
A Nightmare on Elm Street
The Thing
Aliens
Re-Animator
Sixteen Candles
Poltergeist
Pretty in Pink
Little Shop of Horrors
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Beetlejuice
Child's Play
Farris Bueller's Day Off
Breakfast Club
Friday the 13th
Killer Klowns from Outer Space




was flipping thru the channels with my wife about a year ago and Killer Klowns was just starting. we thought, hey, this should be really bad, lets watch it, just cause...

it's actually a great movie. i was surprised and impressed. smile
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Beffer
Half the internet has seen me naked!


sadly, i am not that half. sad
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Quote by Green_Man



Yes'm.


don't make me come over there! lol
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Quote by bakerboy


Get a prize if you get this one right


fusion bomb?
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FYI - the comp has a THEME. sizzlin' hot sex. please adhere to it, mofos! *sighs*
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Quote by clum


Only reason I became a mod was to see Rachel's butt.


this is how we recruit new ones, actually. smile
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Quote by Green_Man
Well, this is awfully vanilla of me, but I've never sent pix of my nekkid bod to anyone.


most of the mods have seen my nekkid butt... in my defense, i was high at the time. the moral of this story? don't do drugs!
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Quote by clum


I'm vegetarian, so...



ROFL

Mac's Ween! biggrin
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Quote by clum


Check your inbox ;)



dang. nice... umm... haggis you got there.irrHesjB2quDEoTk
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Quote by clum


Don't you be getting any ideas. I only send nudes to strangers.


hey there, stranger.
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Quote by InThisMoment
Hiya ?

Plenty of wonderful entries in the micro-comp. looking forward to reading them this weekend. I would love a strong black coffee please barkeep

Just point I would like make. I should win the first prize as I already have the perfect name for it ITM - I TOAST MUFFINS....

One question - when does the new NFL season start. I need to follow a team - just for fun of course. I looked at all the teams and decided upon Seattle cause I liked their logo!

Love to all.


and, of course, they're my home team. smile
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Jimwillhavefun
So far these are the only stories verified for the Comp. Enjoy.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/a-pizza-the-action.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/one-wild-night-in-rumps-bar.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/audition.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/scratch-on-the-wall.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/release.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/on-the-house.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/connective-rhythm.aspx


I will post more as they become available. Check back often.


thanks for this, Jim. it gets you off the hook for the wall post. barely.
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Quote by Ping


What the heck?

Why'd you post this after me saying I just submitted mine.


A warped sense of humor? biggrin
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Fyi. Same rules apply as far as publishing goes. I've informed my mods that, if the entries aren't good enough to be published, they get rejected. Keep it in mind. smile
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Quote by curvygalore


You are extra fab! ?

Didn't mean to fuss, just occurred to me as a possible slight snag. Thank you!

Hi Sara, how are you? Hi everyone. Beer please, barkeep!


no, great catch and much appreciated! i would have looked silly (don't say it) if you hadn't smile
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Quote by curvygalore


Fab! Thank you! ?

Just one query, will the system allow stories with such a low word count to be verified?


should, as long as it's under flash? if there's an issue, let me know.

Edit: just tested it and you have to have at least 100 words, so... amending the rules a bit - 100 - 115 words. i'll post it.
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RUMPLE'S FLASH COMP RULES AND INSTRUCTIONS.

1. write a story for less flash fiction (min. 100 words. max 115 words - lush won't accept stories of 99 words or less - just tested it) based on the theme: Hot Sizzlin' Sex.

2. Submit it as usual.

3. Once it is verified, send ME a PM with RUMP'S COMP in the header and a link to your story.

4. Harass Verbal (just because it's fun) and wait patiently.

5. If I don't have a PM from you (and i'll verify that i got it when i get it) by the end of Tuesday, Sept. 4 (i'm on PST) tough shit, you're out of the running. no excuses.

6. in the mean time, i'm going to ask some peep to help judge. if you're not interested in writing, but would like to judge, contact me - you don't need to be a mod to do this.

7. the winner gets to name our new toaster. second place gets to scrape the gum off my throne. third place gets to polish it.

8. enjoy. you can begin writing now, if you'd like. any questions, contact me. smile
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Quote by trinket
Three good:
Sprite
Bad girl Sprite
Porn

Three bad:
Good girl Sprite
Bad girl Sprite
Comma-Nazi mods




i read these, you know! lol smile
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Quote by Beffer


Oh, I've gotten one or two mods rake my stories over the coals just for the hell of it too, but after 20-some stories published here, most of the mods have been more helpful than arbitrary. There's only ONE mod I always pray I never get! lol


don't worry, i'm too lazy to mod anybody's stories smile
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Quote by LYFBUZ
This got me wondering how much money could be raised for charity auctioning off panties from some of the Lush ladies. Yeah I know, I have a very twisted mind. Please carry on.


how do you think i pay for school?
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Quote by fruit4passion
On this day 7 years ago my life was forever changed, I have become a different person. It was on this day that I almost lost a coworker to a horrific accident. It was a miracle he survived, I'll never forget asking God not to let him die in my arms. It took me years to even talk about the accident. He has since fully recovered, his long hair has grown back to the beautiful dreads he has today. He moved last year with his girlfriend to France, we cried like babies when we said good-bye. He will forever be my soulmate, I miss him so much. I have told him many times that it was he who saved me that day.
I just wanted to share this because for many years it depressed me, knowing that I could of lost him. Now it inspires me, his spirit inspires me. He never asked for pity or complained about his pain, only smiled and tried to make everyone comfortable around him. To me he is my hero.


yeah, but you didn't lose him. such a beautiful story.
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Quote by TheSensualLady
If I told you then what happens in Vegas wouldn't be staying in Vegas.


for the sake of argument, we all live in Vegas.
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i had missionary sex once. in a bed. in a bedroom. with my boyfriend. afterwards we... *blushing whisper* ...cuddled.
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