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17 Apr 2017

Jennifer joined Lush on Jan 25, 2014. Sometimes great people fall under the radar a bit, so some of you might not realize how much she's given to this site, mostly very quietly. Above and beyond her usually very thoughtful posts giving out advice on some serious subjects, she's been responsible for gifting over a dozen gold memberships to people since the membership inception. it doesn't stop there, however. mostly what caught my eye is her habit of volunteering. need help editing? she's always happy to volunteer her time. need some advice? the same. a little help with this or that? yep, she'll put up her hand and there you go. she's even volunteered to look after my cats when i've been gone (a fate i wouldn't wish on my worst enemy let alone a friend!). she's never out for anything in return. it's just her nature. her awesome nature, i should say.

so yeah, thank you, Jennifer, for everything you do here (and all the wonderful stuff you do off line as well) and thank you for making this site a little better for your presence. you'll have a brand new blue badge gracing your profile sometime very soon. *hugs*

17 Apr 2017

Quote by silveranode
Black, you may be.
Average?
Far from it.
There's something special and some people will always see it.
The profile name 'Special Black Girl' hasn't been taken.
Be quick.

*creates new account: Spclblkgrl* biggrin

biggrin

16 Apr 2017

yes. i'm a woman. of course it happens; that's the sad reality of it. to add to that, reactions depend on circumstances. you really have to access the threat level and respond appropriately. going to bring in blunt realism here; unless you're in a situation where you feel 100% confident of your safety should you respond and react in the way you'd like to (ie, smacking the shit out your your assaulter - and i use that word purposefully - it's harassment and sexual assault we are talking about, and if that makes me a feminist nazi bitch in anyone's eyes, too bad) you should act with caution. that often means that sometimes, as much as you want to retaliate, the safest thing to do is extract yourself from the situation carefully and quickly in order to protect yourself. sorry to bring the party down, but that's the cold harsh. your safety is at stake here.

13 Apr 2017

Cate Blanchett Regaeman Man

Regaeman Man

12 Apr 2017

you have a bi penis? does that mean it goes both ways? or do you have two of them? i'm confused...

12 Apr 2017

huh? i'm sorry, did you say something..? Embarassed

Embarassed

tpbm lives in a treehouse.

12 Apr 2017

12 Apr 2017

Bday1

party002

spank

occasion1

occasion7

occasion6

12 Apr 2017

Quote by browncoffee
I couldn't tell you. People might get jealous.

too late! already am! smile

smile

12 Apr 2017

I'm gonna start playing disney tunes any minute now. smile

smile

11 Apr 2017

hey! can you guys put something else on? like something that's not old people music?

(no officer, nobody touched her. she simply slipped on a wet patch, stumbled into the middle of the street and a bus hit her. no, sir, didn't get the license plate...)

11 Apr 2017

Jerrod Carmichael. he's funny, he's real, and a lot of his stuff is very uncomfortable.

11 Apr 2017

Quote by trinket

I had a trombone once. Couldn't play it.

was it rusty?

11 Apr 2017

Nutty!

11 Apr 2017

Quote by Green_Man

I put this forward as a possible new badge months ago. Lauradj was the only person who seemed to like the idea. I had set the goal as 500 followers for a badge. Oh, well. I do love anything for a badge.

i think it should be set at 740... evil4

evil4

10 Apr 2017

garden shears.

10 Apr 2017

"Good morning. I see the assassins have failed."

10 Apr 2017

Quote by Regnadkcin
Another scoop of ice cream

might have... what flavor we talking about?

10 Apr 2017

Quote by Bossland

Another Man.

why would i do that? if i'd wanted to be with another man, i wouldn't have bedded this other fictional guy.

9 Apr 2017

flexed my writing muscles a bit yesterday. felt good. xmas in Paris... gonna do some more today. how about a umm... drink thingy with umbrellas!

9 Apr 2017

about another what?

9 Apr 2017

Quote by LYFBUZ

Trained spiders are a thing too.

spiders aren't insects - they are arachnae - eight legs, not six. get it right, next time, sparky.

9 Apr 2017

Quote by PhilU

Distracting because of your yoga pants, or because you kept falling over (I'm quite skilled at that), or because you were having a bad trip and kept shouting "keep those fucking butterflies away from me"?

1. My curiousity sometimes gets me into trouble.
2. I love Echoes!
3. Despite this, I've not done drugs very often, at least partly because I'm not good at moderation and was scared I'd go the full Syd Barrett...

it was the yoga pants... Embarassed

Embarassed

blame the butterfly thing on Kiera - she's like, do you see your hands leaving motion trials, and i'm like, i don't know, let me watch, and it looked more like butterflies were erupting from them... which was cool, until they started trying to convince me that i was shrinking.

btw... what is "moderation"?

9 Apr 2017

A brazillian treehopper.

9 Apr 2017

Quote by Lauradj

Have a drink on me, Your Royal Spriteness, after all your hard work.

Thank Ruthie. she did all the work, i'm just giving y'all the 411. smile

smile

9 Apr 2017

Quote by PhilU
1. The duration of the collective works of Pink Floyd would be pretty close to how long it would take me to run 10k.
2. I've never run in an organized 10k race.
3. I have been going to yoga classes, though...and not just to see the women in yoga pants...honest!

1 my wife, my girlfriend, and i joined a yoga class a few years ago. apparently it was distacting...
2. i was a in band for a while, singing - it was a pysch band and the guys got me into listening to all the pre-dark side pink floyd stuff - the weird stuff, and you know, i kind of dig it. listened to echoes today while frying on lsd. good stuff. the music and the acid. modded some stories that way, too.
3. i prefer hiking or biking to running. running is kind of boring. my wife, however, loves to run. silly

silly

9 Apr 2017

Quote by RumpleForeskin
It's gone. Just went back to the main page and discovered that 'Dozen Roses' has been deleted. If you're curious about the story, just read Reject Realities' 'Expectation', from which it sprang. BTW, I try not to campaign for RR's, but IMO, Reject's story deserves one.

Lyf, self-cannibalism is not considered a social virtue around here...but then damn little is. That's, of course, with the exception of ladies who can nuzzle their own nuggies and guys who can take auto-eroticism to its logical extreme. ;)

(slides over a beer) Bon appetete, Lyf. ;)

he's also stolen Reject's afternoon delight series - i've purged them as well - i am assuming everything else submitted is stolen too - they'll disappear when his account does. we don't fuck around with plagiarism.

9 Apr 2017

Quote by LYFBUZ
Good news everyone, I ate Lyfbuz. Ice cold beer please.

YAY! i mean... OH NO! Embarassed

Embarassed

9 Apr 2017

Quote by RumpleForeskin
Just an end-of-day post along with a notice about what appears to be plagiarism.

If you get a chance, take a look at 'Dozen Roses' on the main page. But before you start reading, check out the comments. Seems the story bears a remarkable resemblance to 'Expectations' a story posted by RejectReality back in 2014. About the only change, at least in the opening, is the title, category and characters' names.

Hope y'all are having a great weekend.

If anybody didn't get their drink orders, yell at Mike. The rest of you better chime in now before I go back to my Terry Pratchett book.

thanks for the heads up, Bill. i'll look into it. smile

smile

edit: Ruthie beat me to it. seems we're about to have an official beating and booting.

8 Apr 2017

yes?