
Quote by MonsoonMicky
Thanks for this one; I found it really helpful.
I'm considering uploading a story of my own at some point. Not just yet, mind you. Still quite new, so just chilling out, checking out the vibes and familiarising myself with the rules.
Quote by simplyjohn
There are many factors involved here:
1. How large is the pussy
2. How long has it been cooked for, i.e. is it tough and needs a lot of chewing or perhaps its been slow cooked and thus soft and tender
3. Does it come with vegetables or its just pussy
4. Ones eating rate
The list is endless .. I cant vote on this!

Quote by Hunter484
Most Doms are inferior males and need this Domme BS to wrap as real love and trust....
It's all about them trying to be real men and telling some stupid bitch how she needs to trust.... ......Many doms are sent to jail for spouse abuse and end up smiling into bubba's big blues as they suck his cock....
Quote by HotWife4U
I think it is hard to avoid using words that are offensive to some while in contex to the story. If I was writing a historical story about the civil rights movement of the sixties, it would be hard to avoid.
Quote by Magical_felix
Probably depends on the story verifier. I got a story rejected for using "nigga" with an A once yet there are stories with " " in them.
Could be those stories you found are older. Could have been more lax at the beginning.
Quote by stephanie
One of the things I LOVE about Lush Stories is that you can be a fan, (even a FRIEND!) of a writer and then one day BOOM! they put up an AUDIO and you go, "HOLY CHRIST!!!"
I have a FEW faves here!!! Laura Lee, Daisy, Jayne, ABG, Verbal, Mazza and others...
Some people's accents have quite surprised me! Kiera has a CUTE London POSH English accent! Gillianleeeza has a GORGEOUS accent. Mysteria27 has a GREAT NJ accent! (I used to live in NJ!)
I'm QUITE GOOD at 'doing' accents!!! (One day I may AUDIO one of mine in ANOTHER accent!!!) Actually, that might be fun!
Actually, nobody reads in a WELSH accent here! (I dated a Welsh girl and I LOVED her voice!)
I'm obviously IRISH, but SERIOUSLY, I DON'T THINK I have a particularly IRISH accent!!! (But whenever I SAY THAT HERE people go, "Of course you don't, fiddle-de-diddle-dee-deedle-dee, begorah, bejayus, Guinness...")
Cunts.
xx SF
Quote by Tnadnuder
We could post serious suggestions, whining, or fake languages we made up. It matters not, as Staff suspend & ban good members & keep the rule-violating crap regardless!
Is there a "Staff-only" section as I've seen on some sites where they laugh at our real, great suggestions & decide by dartboard how to screw us each week?!
Quote by Tnadnuder
Posted before once, maybe twice-or-more
Same one I always ask for. Any way to delete a member who never posts on-topic & seemingly always posts to start trouble/fights with any given other member?? (Thanks, elizabeth, for the "template".)
"Staff" keeps removing & asking me to not repost in many threads, but I get thank-yous & other + feedback from members, so Staff can go stick another Staff up their rears![/B]
Quote by NymphWriter
You make a valid point about the brainwashing (though I question the quality of your cartwheels).Either that or women buy their bullshit by buying their products. I do know we forget the pain of childbirth, or so I'm told. I had one child and that was MORE than enough.
Quote by stephanie
* I WORKED FOR MONTHS ON THAT FUCKING MANUAL!!! Not ONE OF YOU has fucking LOOKED AT IT!!! "Moderating Techniques, Procedures and Practice. By Stephanie." Most of you haven't even HEARD of it!!!*
xx SF
Quote by stephanie
We call 'X', 'E' where I live...
(Same thing...)
Hey while I have you, have you been reading my VAMPIRE stories? 'Cos your AVATAR looks... Different...
Sprite: "Oh! Do you write STORIES??? I had no idea!"
Me: "I HATE you!"
Nicola: "Will you two just GET IT OVER WITH IF YOU'RE GOING TO!"
xx SF
Quote by stephanie
Ooooooh!!! *GRUMBLES!*
YOU ARE ONLY SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR MODERATING POWERS FOR GOOD!!!
(Did YOU READ the Mod Manual???)
*giggles!*
xx SF