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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by SereneProdigy
Okay, here's my complete bucket list :

- Have a dinner with Olivia Wilde
- Kiss Olivia Wilde
- Undress Olivia Wilde
- Lick Olivia Wilde everywhere
- Offer a cunnilingus to Olivia Wilde
- Receive a blowjob from Olivia Wilde
- Call Olivia Wilde a 'dirty little slut'
- Slap Olivia Wilde's ass
- Fuck Olivia Wilde in the vagina
- Fuck Olivia Wilde in the ass
- Make Olivia Wilde squirt
- Cum on Olivia Wilde
- Cuddle with Olivia Wilde

Hopefully I'll realize one or two of those before I die.



if you'd like, i'll put in a word with O for you. smile
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Quote by Simplymicah
I'm good with just one hour of sleep


me too, but then i sleep 8 times a day smile
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Quote by offwithsandpaper


I don't think you have to assume they are, but don't you want to know for sure? Again....maybe I'm not using this site right. lol


we're all here for different reasons - i don't need to write stories. smile
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i want to... umm... hmm... did that... and that... that. that and that. nevermind!
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


You are no longer allowed to sit on the furniture when you come to my place.


guess i'm going to have to sit on your lap, then! smile
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a lot of attributes come to mind when i see Kristen's name, but the first one that usually comes to mind is how bright and well spoken she is and how passionate she is about what she believes in. oh, and would it be cheating if i skipped up one and mentioned that MdeSade is, indeed, one of the sweeetest men gracing this site? smile

Edit: Lynn slipped in between Kristen and me... mmm... and with an ass like that, she can stay there... sandwich time! ;)
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Quote by sweetreminisce
This is a nice thread. My first story submission here in Lush got rejected thrice due to voice and tense issues but I wasn't MAD. It actually made me smile because I cannot seem to fix the story on my end...lmao! I was provided with several helpful links. Being new I'm shy to ask the mods. But I simply refused to quit because I'm such a stubborn lass. The experience motivated me to spend hours upon hours on the writer's resources forum. Studied the links provided by the mods to improve grammar, verb tense, voice of story etc. I scraped my first story altogether and came up with a better one. This time paying close attention to what I'm writing and making sure to read it aloud to myself, proofread and self-edit the story. smile


AND i see you got an RR on it. ok, i think i need to book mark that one and read it over the weekend. congratulations and wow, i'm impressed. smile
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about time someone started recognizing your talents (besides us, i mean... and all those who've bought your book or heard you read or your interviews and stuff). and hey, now you can say you're an overseas phenonemon! big in europe, as they say! now you just need to conquor japan!
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Quote by SereneProdigy


Maybe she meant 9/9?


actually, i meant 9/8 (no, i DIDN"T do well in math!) smile
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Quote by SereneProdigy

Is it really that hard to apprehend?


apparently, the answer to that is "yes". smile
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Quote by asleep



Well WHAT is it then ... the gold dust flowing...the clinking sound of gold coins...or getting boinked in the head with gold bullion blocks?


didn't you know that i pee gold glitter, Rick? it's true! just ask anyone! smile
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@ Ruthie: you underestimate the importance of tire rotation and preventive maintenance.

here's the thing - you have a clip of a moment of someone's life - that he posted something this humiliating in public kind of outs him as a major douchebag. btw, what you don't see are all the major douchebag things he may or may not have been doing since the day they got married.

Dear, i know it's our first anniversary, but me and the guys are going out hunting. yeah, dear, i know you just miscarried, but really, me and the guys are going out to shoot some pool. or not. thing is, you don't know. no mater what, if someone, the guy who was supposed to have my back, my partner, the man who says he loves me, posted something like that of me? i'd fucking knife him. just not cool.
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Quote by Kal-El85
That is one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of!


really? in the realm of "disgusting" that's pretty mild. now genocide, , child abuse, etc, those are disgusting. two consenting adults peeing on each other tho? nope, sorry, having trouble seeing your point. smile
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Quote by Buz
I'm not into golden showers but if I have to...It's better to give than to receive.


obviously, you're not doing it right, then. ;)
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Quote by MasterTredem



I will bring the beer, always need to have a good laugh.


On a serious note, I enjoy cherishing my sub, pampering her for being herself. I detest having to give out punishments, now that doesn't mean, she doesn't get spanked when were having fun. The keyword there is fun. I want to always be ready to reward, treat, and love her with all my heart. The rest just finds its own place in our life. I do like to push her boundaries, test her limits. I have to say the most amazing thing about my sub inst her body its her mind. She is very intelligent, loving, and always there for everyone. I could never dream of changing her.


*nods* My wife and tried out the D/s relationship thing for a bit, though in the end, we decided it wasn't quite our thing, at least not full time. i enjoyed it - that said, it was more relaxed then what you see in typical bdsm stories - i wasn't on pins and needles about constantly breaking rules and she wasn't stressed out about constantly having to Mistress over me every waking second. we'd laugh about things, and yes, spankings were (still are) for fun. when i did need to be punished, she never made me feel bad about it - it was more like a time out and afterwards, i'd adjust my behavior accordingly. it is, after all, a relationship - i think that there needs to be room to relax, to turn it off, to just have fun or it turns into a job and it gets stressful. it sounds like you have it right. smile
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Hey, Irish,

i would suggest that you submit your stories here so we can publish them for you - that way people can actually give you informed opinions. also, you might want to read some of what we have to offer so you get an idea of what other people find arousing - in fact, it might be fun for you and your wife to read them together to find out what kind of things she enjoys and you can write along those lines. smile
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well... depends on the dynamic... we play games like this at home sometimes, but when we do, we both kind of know the rules of the game.
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Quote by GingerKitty


Oh, I see. I've never encountered this before. Not fair, I had important hitting on people and cock shots to send, as well. Um, wait, I mean, errr...


cock shots will have to wait until tomorrow, Andrew. unless you want to post them on walls, one by one. smile
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Quote by GingerKitty
I was trying to send a message to someone and I was told that I had exceeded my daily message limit. I'd sent a group message to all my friends promoting my new story which I have written with Poppet, which went out to 100 odd friends. So, what's the daily message limit? And when was it brought in?


that limits been there since i joined, although i have no idea what the number is - i always make sure that, on the rare occasion i do a mass mailing i do it rigth before i log out for the day, otherwise i am totally fucked. smile
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Quote by MadMartigan
Dude.

Everyone knows I'm everyone's fantasies.

I'm a dream walker. I sneak into people's minds all the time when they sleep.

That's why they get messed up nightmares.


yeah, about that... you and me need to have a talk. the wife is getting tired of me waking her up in the middle of the night and i have dark circles under my eyes. so not cool.
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Quote by stephanie


(I'm not the one who LURVES me, Lady Disney...)

xx Steph...

(She makes me wish I was a real girl...)


close enough for me! *hugs* heart
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Quote by stephanie


So HERE's the pitch...

A small-town bakery employee comes into work with a yeast infection, contaminates the whole batch, the town is attacked by loco-loaves...

Title?

"NIGHT OF THE LIVING BREAD!"

xx SF

*Bows!*


*crickets*

and that, Ladies and gentlemen, was our very own Stephanie stone; thread killer!
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Quote by asleep
Please note that Sprite has a title also...HER ROYAL SPRITENESS. She's kinda bashful at times and doesn't often talk about it but please be forewarned...she demands homage to her exalted position



smile cookies will usually do it - or brownies - i'm not picky smile
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just to clarify things, when you decide to become a lesbian (it's a choice, you know, don't let those left wing propagandaists fool you) they send you a rule book so everyone's clear about how to act and what to like and not like - there's even a dress code...

in all seriousness, people are a wide and varied creature, and no two are alike - some lesbian women like penetration, some don't. some might opt to have children and if they do might go for invitro or go the old fashioned way. some like more feminine women some like less feminine girls. it's going to vary from woman to woman. speaking for myself, i enjoy penetration so i use a dildo at times - all the time? no. sometimes oral sex or finger sex is nice or just masturbating together or using a non-dildo like vibrator. the thing is, the equipment doesn't matter - all that matters is the partner - in my case, my wife. smile
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Quote by Ruthie
I also have a title. Her Majesty Ruthie, Queen of All She Surveys, Empress of the Moon, Duchess of Brinberry, Defender of the Faith.



she's even got a castle. it's very nice. it even came with it's own army. and a dragon.
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Quote by Autumn17
I normally don't ever watch porn, but I have a few times...


yeah, that's my line too... *blushes and makes sure the door to my porn room is closed* btw, IF i watched porn, i'd probably go with that Deen guy too... umm.. if i watched straight porn and not the lesbian watersport bondage stuff, that is.. oh, hell, i think i just outed myself... *hides under bed*
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