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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


I can loan you a pair. I have a pair of purple ones. I have lots of flannel and a truck, too. Does that make me an honorary lesbian?


not sure about the rules, honestly - i'm still not even sure i'm a proper lesbian, but i'm working on it!
Quote by trinket



I'll buy you some Doc's Spritey, if it would make you feel more like a TRUE and VALIDATED lesbian




can it be a red pair? i always wanted a red pair. smile
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


They've evolved past that. Geez, Felix. Where have you been? It's goatees, old band tshirts and birkenstocks now.

Wait. Maybe that's old hippies... I can't keep up with stereotypes anymore.


i got a crew cut and bought a pickup truck and some flannel shirts, but i still don't own any Docs. sad
Congratulations to everyone! some great stories came out of this - seems everyone rises to the occasion for these comps and we get to see some amazing talents shine here on Lush!
i like being clean, so i'd go with a shower. not a big fan of baths, though.
cause the scoring system only goes to 5 and they wanted to give you 6s. smile
i identify myself as bi-sexual, and yeah, it shifts from time to time - right now it'd be more accurate to say i'm a lesbian with occasional bi-sexual tendencies - at another point in my life it would have been more of a straight girl with bi-sexual tendencies - i'm sure it will shift again towards the middle at some point. or not. smile
holy crap... well... if you spin this right, Alan, it could be great publicity for you... not sure if i'm being serious or trying to be funny, there - and yeah, i know this isn't funny or fun for you.
how about if i answer it like this... if you're a straight guy and you like anal sex with women, shouldn't it do it for you to anally fuck another guy as well? a bottom's a bottom, after all.
Quote by simplyjohn


You just have to spoil it dont you .. nobody else knew that!!


it's what i do.
on the other hand, if you're ghost writing for someone reputable, then all you have to do is worry about writing the story and collecting a paycheck - the process of getting your story published is a lot of work, and it doesn't end there - promotion is also a part of the job if it's your own story and there's no guarentee you'll make money off it - with ghost writing, once you send the piece in and it's accepted, you can move on to the next story. definately pros and cons. smile
Quote by kornslayer1
I don't get why they would delete in the first place. Don't you want your stories to be for people to read? It's one thing if you just want some stories gone, but then you'd have to delete those individual stories. So, does this mean, these people deleted on a whim, and then regretted it? Well, if so, they should put a feature on here, that is just like facebook. Let it take two full weeks before it's permanently deleted.


just to be clear, we're talking about people deleting their accounts, not their stories. smile
Quote by illshowyou
Does that go for "de-activating" the account as well..only to have that same person reactivate later on?


deactivating doesn't remove your stories - we always suggest that those wishing to close accounts deactivate them instead of deleting them to avoid this issue. smile
Quote by MadMartigan


I want in on that "little black book."


I'd have to agree.

If I had to choose, sex at night is just better. Sex was made for that atmosphere. Especially with a big fat moon leaking in some light.


mine's pink, actually. smile my apt book, i mean...
Quote by Dancing_Doll
If I had to pick, I prefer night.


which night? *checks my appointment book for availability*
i don't drive for sex. if they want it, they come to me.
God. that bible thing is kind of dry, though i kind of liked the sequel.
Quote by Magical_felix


I second that, actually.


woo hoo! it's official! i suck!
dear valued costumer,

i am not your servant. while i do my best to make your meal a pleasant one, there are limits to what i will put up with. i expect to be treated with the same dignity i treat you with. btw, just because i didn't spit on your meal doesn't mean i didn't want to. Just be thankful you didn't order dessert and thanks for the tip. obviously your math skills are a little off. $3 is NOT 15% of $43. It's not even close. and more thing. fuck you, you smug little son of a bitch.

best regards,
angry bitch waitress.
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


I don't think chat mods can see the whispers.


ooo - good to know! i can go back to whispering bad stuff about them, then!
be more worried if it was an amateur. pros are going to treat this a job and do it ethically. amatuers, perhaps not so much.
Quote by CenterLine


As per usual, hugs to all. Sorry I seem grouchy. Just posted on a topic about gay marriage, and you all know how fired up that can get us.


yeah, those damn gays, wanting to get marri... oh, wait, this isn't the Fox News forum, is it... my oopise! biggrin
Quote by pentup47
I'm a newbie too. I've had good and bad chat room experieces so far, but I agree with the advice on Lush's chat room guidelines that it is courteous always to greet others on entering: like walking into a real room.

Can I pose one newbie question for one of the moderators, please? Suppose you're getting on well with one other person in the room, but are rather shy (I'm extremely shy!) about being too explicit in front of strangers? Short of creating your own room, where can the two of you go for a private one-on-one?


you can do the OMs (black boxes) or chat (blue box) if you're both into it. you can also simply whisper in the room, although chat mods can still see the whispers - no one else can, tho.
Fuck you Stacey Rambold and Fuck you Judge Baugh. 30 fucking days? I hope you both rot in hell - google it, people, it's a fucking crime. and you wonder why we get angry? THIS is where the angers comes from!
Quote by WellMadeMale


Some are...many seem to be.

All or most? I suppose a woman could claim such if her experiences were localized and small in number, especially.

If she's experiencing similar attitudes and lack of knowledge from all men in her neighborhood or section of the city or nightclubs she visits...

Then she needs to branch out and experience some culture...she's simply visiting the same watering holes of fucktardedness, expecting different results.


think i need to go hang out on your porch, then. hope you don't mind. and i'll try not to scandalize the neighbors too much, but dammit, sometimes i just can't be bothered to put on clothes.
Quote by OldGeezer


I thought I knew the New Testament pretty well, but there's not mention of pornography at all. There are some things that Jesus specially said we should do - love thy neighbour - and I do, she's pretty tasty!



damn... is it too late to sign up to bible class with you? i kind of like your version.
Quote by WellMadeMale




B) totally self absorbed and clueless fucktards who keep reinforcing the idea amongst many women that all men are completely brain dead.



wait... you're saying.. they're not?