Quote by Jen

Boops you on the nose

Quote by kistinspencil

El gato está en la puerta. Ten miedo. Ten mucho miedo.

Ese debe ser el cono que pedi

Quote by apptobebad

Is that not roleplay? I was told it was 8 inches. Surely that is more than a chipolata?

i wanna be the bun to your sausage, baby. 😜

Quote by kistinspencil
Mi nuevo hijo ya tiene tres días. ¿Dónde has estado?

oop! Sorry! Gonna go read it right now!

Quote by AvidlyCurious

Ahora sí
Tanta espera valió la pena.

thanks for your patience. lol

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Taylor is a genius! Truly one of a kind in how she thinks. She inspires me to dig deeper on my own writing.

word. Loved the movie (we went last night) loved the experience. loved the community. loved the album.

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Por fin. Tengo tantos problemas con el inglés.

Good time to start writing your micros again then

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¡Puta!

No te enojes conmigo. Solo soy el mensajero.

Please be advised that starting on from now on we will only be accepting stories in spanish. Thank you for your compliance. All questions, comments, and complaints can be sent to Jen.

Quote by Milik_the_Red

It's Le Roy. Damn dyslexia, kicking in. It was my grandfathers first name and my fathers middle. He passed it to me.

It's an Americanization of the French, Le Roi, or the king so, as they said in Game of Thrones, I'm the 3rd of the name 🤣

I think I'm going to make the change. Like you said it’s a new chapter

Leroy. got it. 🤣😇

Quote by apptobebad

How much wad does a wood chuck bank, if a wood chuck could bank wad?

Yeah, think i'll give up on being a poet. Anyway, not high maintenacne, just know what I like. I mean, a kebab is fine. he he

Or a nice juicy sausage, perhaps?

Quote by Jen

Office, immed-!

Bite m-!

Quote by simplyjohn

Two pints of lager and shes pissed again.

1.5 pints.

Quote by Milik_the_Red

I have to admit you had me scared there for a minute

😎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jen was complaining about me not doing anything around here anymore. thinking she's already regretting it.

Quote by techgoddess

LOL As soon as I hit submit, I KNEW you were gonna call me out on bi- not being .5 of bitch

How about this instead:

Holy fu...

good kitty. pets you

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You bi...

Like that? 😉😘

i said exactly 1.5. bitch has 5 letters. "you di..." would have been more correcter.

Quote by Milik_the_Red

Good morning all. Today is kind of a special one for me. My latest story is the last one Simplicity and I wrote together. And, it’s also the last I needed to complete my Omnium quest. It kind of leaves me with a feeling that I’ve hit a signpost, that one road just ended and now I’m moving on in a different direction

Love is a Battlefield is on the front page but I warn you, this is not my usual fare. It’s contentions, combative and intense.

Much as we were

sorrry, just announced a new category https://www.lushstories.com/forum/site-announcements-feedback/new-category-announcement you're still one story short.

Sorry, ominonicromiumcon badgers, but yeah, got a new one on its way. Micro-micro. Stories will need to be exactly 1.5 words long. should be up sometime in October.

i am submitting a story next week. why hasn't it been it been published yet? rage quits

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Okay, I've pressed "Publish" for my comp story.

The title is: Spellbound

Hopefully the mods won't find too much wrong with it…

on it, Uncle James.

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Happy Birthday beautiful x

btw, today is MY birthday if anyone is curious, lol

Quote by techgoddess

1. sprite's likes/dislikes

2. sassy redheads

3. public sex with story mods

i like the way you think.

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So, I've got a story locked in Que and now have the one Simplicity and I were writing finally done as well. I was able to finish her last section and not fall apart so maybe I'm healing. We were working on that one when she fell ill so no matter what I was going to finish it.

So, my face sitting story is just waiting to be moderated and a few days later I'll Submit my Uniform story

That means I only need to write a Medical sex story and I'll have them all for my Omnium.

I'll bet a dollar they add categories Monday. 😳

we are adding 3 new categories next week. sorry (not).

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I took a different turn on the Watersports category when I was working towards Omnium: Jacuzzi Love. I felt like it was cheating but I looked it up and it counts as watersports so yay me! Lol.

totally cheating. taking your badge back until you write a proper piss story. shame on you.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Agree, David! A wide variety! I loved the journey you took me on.

Your Royal Spriteness, I always looked forward to seeing how you would tackle a comp theme! Reeeaaallly hope you enter again someday.

i'll come out of retirement once they put up a Dr Suess theme.

Quote by techgoddess

I'm working on a MILF story that has evolved into something more than I planned. The characters had their own ideas on the direction of the story and who am I to argue? That being said, it will be another day or two before I have time to finish editing it. But soon! Very soon! Lol.

if you would have written a bdsm story, this wouldn't have been an issue.

Quote by wxt55uk

Good morning Rumpies, I have a cup or the finest Yorkshire tea when you open, or perhaps the bar’s not yet closed. 😊

Maybe I’m a little odd, but I would mind being a competition judge! However, it has been pointed out to me, quite rightly, that you cannot enter and be a judge… and here’s the rub, I quite like having those “shiny” comp badges on my profile page. 🥹🤣

So, as many of you know, I will read, like every entry and a few will get the extra favourite like. Then a give a comment and privately a score. I have only got the winner right once, the anti-valentine comp. Doing this, like making the first edit on a story that I have written are my guilty pleasure’s… like I said, maybe I am a little odd… 😜😎

that was one fucked up story too. not sure what i was thinking...

Quote by KimmiBeGood

I wanna see the dress, too!

and Bunny, if you would like to share any pics…

Yeah, I wanna see the lizard too. lol