Quote by Milik_the_Red

I finished my Comp entry. incredibly I came in it under 5000 words.

Unfortunately, I’m still waiting for a Wild at Heart to be processed and so it has to wait in the edit screen until that story is posted

I’m gonna end up upsetting the mods by giving them so many stories at one time

Let me say sorry to them upfront 🤷‍♂️

Don't be surprised if it gets put on hold for a week. that's pretty much how we're going to handle assembly-lined stories in the future. Lately, our premium members have been doing power dumps and it's not sustainable for us to put them at the top of the queue anymore every time they do.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Drink please! Something fruity with cute lil umbrella so I can pretend I’m lying on a beach somewhere.

I’ll be in my corner scribbling. 2K into my comp entry. Halfway there, I figure. I read Butters what I have so far, and she showed me her tail. 🙄

hires a dump truck, fills it with sand, backs it up to the bar, dumps it out on the floor. sticks a beach umbrella in it, puts down a beach lounger, plays ocean waves over the PA system.

Quote by CuriousAnnie

The competition's theme song, perhaps.

People play that at weddings. Obviously they have no idea what it is actually about lol

7,500 words about correcting bad grammar? Is that even enough?

Quote by techgoddess

A mutual friend of ours said that Mods' Avatars should throb. LOL.

like my clit? i'm all for it. 😜

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My platinum badge is gone. I just noticed this today. Not sure why it would disappear. 🙁

at least you had one. i never did.

Quote by fuzzy1954

To finish on a more mellow note

Fire and Rain

peaceful this lion is

as i gear up for our Kansas City Chiefs start preseason against the Arizona Cardinals tonight at 7 pm CST

it Tay Tay gonna be there? woo! shake it off, baby!

Unexpected time with someone wonderful

I would like to be spanked. Please.

Fantastic Four which was much better than i expected. i actually liked it quite a bit.

Quote by wxt55uk

Thank you, dronette56, for sharing this. 😊 However, I have one question made because of the above point...

Is there a way authors can know how long the current approval times are?

you can always ask me. lol

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On the wedding, I agree, as I thought it would be more expensive! However, it was around half price, as she got a deal. Don't ask me how, but she is a company buyer. She has managed to book a whole hotel that is out in the countryside and wouldn't have anything going on that night. The wedding and reception are all being held at the same place. We even got a later bar opening time as it New Year! 😳😊

On your Paris story, both parts were hot, but I see that you only had around 60% of the views for the second part over the first. Give it time; it may catch up to part one. There are a lot of variables in play when one story gets more attention than another. I think we both know that.

I'm not going to list them, but one often overlooked factor (the admins might not agree) is how long your story was on the front page. If it stalls there between moderator shifts, you will pick up many extra views and some likes/comments. Can you recall whether there was a significant time difference between the two?

what is a moderator shift? no. seriously.

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

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What's going on is that some shithead and his lickspittles are fucking up your country, Rach.

"Now is the time for all good people to come to the aid of their country…"

yeah, tell me about it. Fuckers.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

What up, the fairest Sprite in all the land! ❤️ I love your new avatar! 😘

thanks, beautiful. ❤️love back at you.

Quote by Milik_the_Red

Well, they’re both ’s, so you have that

actually, Paul Ruebens wasn't.

what the hell is going on, people?

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

IMHO, the bill that just passed congress will lead to the downfall of the US Republic economically, financially, and politically.

But then, nobody asked me, did they?

yeah, they forgot to ask me, too.

How to Train your Dragon - the live action version.

apparently, nothing, according to Jen. 😎

Quote by Jen

Wait, this chick still works here? She hasn't done any work since 2018.

2019. i modded a micro in 2018. get your facts right, McFud.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Um, can someone kindly provide an example of sex, please? It’s been a while…

Send me your addy and i'll send you a plane ticket. we'll discuss it when you get here.

Quote by welshman

For clarity, please post a periodic table containing only the erotic elements.

They are all erotic. Science is sexy as fuck.

does this mean i am actually expected to work now?

Stamps in the the room with a sign, a hammer, and two nails. Nails the sign onto the wall, points at it. stamps out.

Lush Stories publishes erotic stories. If you are thinking of submitting a story without any erotic elements in it, don't. Thank you. Sprite.

Quote by Jen

That's pretty much the main thing, lol.

That and being able to down a lot of alcohol.

I am very saddened to hear this, Milik. All my love and sympathy goes out to you. I am sorry that you have to go through this.

Quote by techgoddess

Happy to see you here! I've been a bit hit or miss lately. But I have been a part of Rumps since page 1 😎

Dang, woman. you are old! giggles and runs

checking in. everything is good. the only violence came from right-wing extremists, sadly, including the assassination and attempted assassination of two members of the Minnesota senate and their spouses by a rightwing extremist. gee, wonder where he go that idea from. When is was suggested that for their own safety people stay home this is what happened...

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Hi, find it a little sad because i come here when i am down, i think it would be better for me to come and see if i can maybe help someone. I had to put down Snoopy he was 11. I am thinking of all the love he gave me, he was really my best friend. I know he was only a dog but i never took him for granted I knew what he meant to me. Finding it so fuckin hard to get past he is no longer with me. I have cried so much obviously alone, I know it would be better to share my emotions but i am who I am. Is it fucked up that i feel this way. So i have been drinking more beers than i usually do just to numb the pain to be able to cope better. I miss him sooooo much can't get the image of his face when he looked at me, all the memories are flashing before me, I know this is deeper than just my dog, i have always had issues in my head. Just want to say if anyone is suffering the loss of a loved pet my heart goes out to you, your not alone and if i can giving you a big hug.....well I am❤️

they are never "only a dog". they are family. they love you unconditionally and they are always there to try to cheer you up when you are done and and hang with you when you are feeling lonely. so sorry for your loss. I had to put down my special girl a few years ago. it was hard. i still have those moments where she just pops into my head and i feel it. no, it is not fucked up that you feel this way. grief is perfectly normal and it takes a while to get past.

I am glad you shared your pain, you let it out a little. i'd love to have a big hug from you. love to give you one, too. at some point the memories will become happy ones. until they do, just hang in there.

lots of love,

Rachel

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

Yes you paid me to tend the weed. And it's HIGH time I got paid, don't you think?

Or is that an oxymoron, or merely an oxymoronic comment?

forgot to mention. my boots need polishing too. taps foot impatiently