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Her Royal Spriteness
i refuse to choose. i have several besties, and i love them all equally. my wife is my soul mate, but amongst my friends, i don't have any sort of rating in place - if anyone were to make me commit to something like that, it would be purely for their own ego and insecurity. i certainly would never expect the same.
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Quote by Lil_Monkey19
Of course i'm interested in all the dirty little details, it's what gets me most excited about being with a woman someday ;)
& thanks
lol - i replied, in general, to your other thread. i'd actually suggest, for the details, that you read some of the lesbian erotica here, the stuff that's actually written by the girls with experience. it goes from very sweet, to very dirty and every where in between.
Her Royal Spriteness
i'm not really sure how to answer this. i was... what's the minimum age here again? oh, right, 16, when i was with a girl for the first time. it was fun, quite honestly. it was sweet, more affectionate than the guys i'd been with, and it wasn't just get down to it, do it, ok, later, babe. not that all guys are like that, but if you're just hooking up for sex, that's not abnormal. her name was Val. there's something a lot more intimate if you're with a girl, since usually your have your face in their most intimate parts and i found that sex doesn't stop after you've had an orgasm. depends on the girl(s) of course, but i find that foreplay is usually after play as well, a lot of the times. kissing, touching... not sure if this is what you're looking for - hope it helps a little? i'm 30. i'm bi, i've been with both men and women, and i LIKE sex with guys, it's fun, it satisfies me, but sex (for me) with a woman i have a connection with always seems a lot deeper, a lot more fulfilling, and there's usually a lot more laughing and fun involved, it can be very playful at times - we're not so eager to get to the destination as much as having a fulfilling journey?
please please please feel free to ask specifics, if you have them.
please please please feel free to ask specifics, if you have them.
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Quote by Dudealicious
Just think I actually was happy to see you back again and even went so far as to welcome you back.
Fuck how could I have been so stupid!!!
Just kidding magic man, I kinda missed you.....sorta
i missed Jack, too. next time, i use a rifle with a scope.
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Quote by Locksley
Interesting question. Would I have the same sexual orientation, but in a woman's body? Is this a cruel monkeys paw kind of switch where I'm an old woman? Or a very young girl? Don't want either of those...also, assuming I'm say, 21-35, exactly how hot am I?
how about if it's the female equivalant of you, so you'd be sizzling.
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for a day? sure. just for the experience. and yes, i'd do all the stuff the is gender specific too, like masturbate, get a blow job, get a job that pays double what i'd have gotten if i were female, get drunk and harass girls, pee on walls... that kind of thing. 
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just got back from the grocery store, and thought this might be a fun one for people. what's on your shopping list when you go grocery shopping?
here's the list for today:
potatos, red & russet
broccoli
mushrooms, crimini & white
eggplant
cabbage
strawberries
blue berries
bananas
romaine lettuce
spinach
fresh basil
ginger
carrots
lemon
cantalope
cheese, swiss & blue
tofu, plain and seasoned
soy chorizo
tortillas
brown rice
oat bran
greek yogurt
orange juice
green tea
tomato sauce
pasta, penne and angel hair
olive oil
sesame oil
rice vinager
black beans
olives
guacamole (i'm lazy, i didn't want to do it myself)
sour cream
soy milk
flour
chocolate chips
eggs
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so, what's in YOUR cart?
here's the list for today:
potatos, red & russet
broccoli
mushrooms, crimini & white
eggplant
cabbage
strawberries
blue berries
bananas
romaine lettuce
spinach
fresh basil
ginger
carrots
lemon
cantalope
cheese, swiss & blue
tofu, plain and seasoned
soy chorizo
tortillas
brown rice
oat bran
greek yogurt
orange juice
green tea
tomato sauce
pasta, penne and angel hair
olive oil
sesame oil
rice vinager
black beans
olives
guacamole (i'm lazy, i didn't want to do it myself)
sour cream
soy milk
flour
chocolate chips
eggs
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so, what's in YOUR cart?
Her Royal Spriteness
be genuine. don't feed them lines. no matter how smooth, they sound like what they are - lines. yes, some people (very few) can pull off that kind of stuff, but that's mostly cause they're smoking hot and already have the girl's interest. unless you're smoking hot, don't go in with a bunch or pre-practiced lines. if being funny is your strong point, be a little funny. if being intense is, be a little intense. it's going to differ from girl to girl, too. what might work on one, won't on another. DON'T be pushy or needy, either. or creepy. just strike up a conversation and look for common interests. maybe you both like the same bands, or are into sports, or are animal lovers. look for clues. if she's wearing a Football Jersey of a team you're into, go with that. if she's got cat earrings and you have a cat, work that in.
and, number one, don't make her feel like you're just trying to get into her pants. treat her like a person, not a pair of boobs and a vagina that you want to put your penis into.
and, number one, don't make her feel like you're just trying to get into her pants. treat her like a person, not a pair of boobs and a vagina that you want to put your penis into.
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Quote by jake_black
I told my friend today in real life shes the only one to know other than here
it can be scary, until you find out that people love you anyways, gay, straight, it doesn't matter. still, trust me, i know it's hard - it does get easier with time, as you discover that people will accept you. 
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Quote by kamdev58
generally,all woman are made submissive,first they take time to decide whether to get his seed or not,once they like,they simply surrender and open their legs,inviting to make them pregnant.only just for variety or when not satisfy by male,they take act in theit hand,and get self satisfaction.
umm... the vote is in, it's unanimous!
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my suggestion: wait for Dancing Doll's response and then follow her advice to the letter. not being funny here, i'm serious! that girl knows how to balance slut with dignity like nobody's business, and she know's how to articulate it into words far better than i can.
not being funny here, i'm serious! that girl knows how to balance slut with dignity like nobody's business, and she know's how to articulate it into words far better than i can. 
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Quote by Buz
My wife loves the word 'cunt' when we are having sex. She says it much more than I do and in fact has instructed me to use it more often during physical amorous activity.
'Pussy' is great but 'cunt' is edgier. 'Snatch' is good too. I love to see many different words used. 'Beaver' and 'twat' should be used more in stories. And don't hold back using as many slang words for 'dick' and 'cock.' The same old words over and over get tiresome, unoriginal and boring.
She grabbed that enormous snake eyed tallywhacker of his and engulfed that throbbing monster with her dripping snatch. Her clit danced a light fandango as she waltzed her cunt all over his sweaty torso.
that reminds me, i need to throw "snatch" into one of my stories for you again, Buz. no extra charge. ;)
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Quote by Jinxy
I hate the word, I cringe. I'll stop reading a story if I see it in one.
lol - i'LL warn you right now, then, not to read any of mine. i OWN that word. in the context i use it in, it's a beautiful word. have i ever called someone else a cunt? no. it's vile when used like that, but god, i love cunts. they're beautiful, sexy, just amazing, and yes, i am not afraid to use it. a little dirty talk in the bedroom is a turn on in with the right person at the right time and i love hearing it coming out of my girl's mouth too.
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Quote by asleep
You've evidently never had a real BLOW blow job. I know...what we typically call a BJ or Blow Job is actually a suck job. Somehow or the other, it became named "blow job". Now in a REAL BLOW job, the air is expelled out ahead of the jism when you cum. IF the end of the protuberance is encased deeply in the oral cavity of the BLOWER at the time of expulsion, you'll never hear it make that high pitch whistle sound.W2swoZ59UsxnZLkP
Glad to be of service to our many readers!!
Rick
ps: NOW...What was the original question?Carry-on Folks!!
high five, Rick! lol
