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i am - she gets a perfect 10!
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where's Garza? he needs to get in on this - it's Fight Club, after all! 
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Quote by LittleBambi
I like the sound of a point scoring system.... we could publish the results on the front page under the featured members, have a little scoreboard.
and have little ribbons, like The Below the Belt Award and Most Drunken Rant award and Most Likely to Alienate the Girls award.
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Quote by Shylass
The next question is, will he snog her after she has thrown up because of his willy down her throat? Before she rinses... Or does he help her out by cum mouthwash?
Okay, I just grossed myself out.
ROFL - ok, you took that even farther then... well... it needed to go - i am SO proud of you! *giggles*
saw a young 
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get a hobby or start doing something that is sociable, where you meet people. for instance: join a choir, a band, take classes (martial arts or drama or ball room dancing or something), do sports, be on a baseball or soccer team. Get into a gaming group, like board games or war games or such. hope that helps.
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i have a Vertical Clitoral Hood Piercing (VCH) that is amazing, very stimulating, specially when i first got it - i was constantly aroused - i have never regretted it. i had my nipples done, too, but stopped wearing the rings a few years ago, cause they were kind of a pain oh, and if a girl or guy is already really good at oral sex, a tongue pericing is amazing, but it doesn't make up for lack of skill.
oh, and if a girl or guy is already really good at oral sex, a tongue pericing is amazing, but it doesn't make up for lack of skill. Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Shylass
I am most likely to read your story if a I see you mention it on your blog (if we're friends), or if a friend suggests I read it. I rarely look at the front page stories if I want to read.
As Dirty Martini has just found out (sorry), I cannot abide PMs that advertise a new story. I hit delete.
If I see your name around (which I have), I am also more likely to check out your profile, and scan your published stories. I quite like to see picture banners (if they're small) in your signature, and if I like it, that's another push to check out your work.
As Gurlyboy says, you need to work for it. I think you've made a good start.
oh, crap - i knew that was a bad idea! what about if i put gingas in it, tho!
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"I want to have a threesome with another girl."
15 minutes? most guys, i only need like 3 minutes, 5 if i can talk them into foreplay. *giggles*
(note to audience: i rarely answer these questions seriously - i'm not making fun of anyone, i just have an innate need to be silly).
15 minutes? most guys, i only need like 3 minutes, 5 if i can talk them into foreplay. *giggles*
(note to audience: i rarely answer these questions seriously - i'm not making fun of anyone, i just have an innate need to be silly).
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Quote by CuriousKitty
Not at all ^.^ having one perfect kitty is better (in my humble opinion) than having a lot of submissives because you don't have to divide your attention among them all which doesn't seem right to me, I don't know why. *shrugs*
just as i couldn't imagine having multiple Dommes -having a Mistress and a wife is hard enough as it is! good thing they like each other and get along.
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Quote by charmbrights
Agree a safe word.
Then gag the slave.
Then say, "You can use the safe word any time you want me to stop."
i have to wonder if you meant this to be funny. i could see how you could, and if you did, that's cool. thing is, it's not really that funny. not to me.
true story. i was introduced to bdsm by a man who, at the time, was my bf. i'm not sure when things started getting out of hand, but at some point he kind of had the same idea you presented. only he didn't gag me. he'd fill up the tub and push my head under water, preventing me from saying no or using my safe word until, eventually, i'd say yes. fear does that. voila. consensual sex. at one point in the relationship, all he'd have to do is start running the water. i said yes to a lot of things. i imagine gagging me would have worked just as well.
oh, eventually, i did say no. it was a very emphatic no. i should post pictures someday. i still have scars. that's the closest i have ever been to dying. sometimes i wake up screaming to this very day. those are bad nights. Ask my wife just how bad they get. just sitting down and typing this is making me shake.
i don't share this story very often, but sometimes, it serves a point. some stuff is just not funny. sure, you may not GET it, but don't belittle it, and think before you post. this has been a Public Service Announcement. now, back to your regular programming!
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Quote by Sensei
The only general thing I'd say are that the kind of handcuffs the cops use are absolutely the wrong kind for erotic play. They're hard to unlock in a hurry, the ratchet mechanism can spontaneously tighten, they're narrow, so they don't spread the force they apply over a large area, they're metal, so they aren't flexible.... Need I go on?
BDSM cuffs are wide, leather and lock with a padlock, which can be moved around for easier unlocking, etc.
i was going to post pretty much the same thing. the leather ones look better, are more comfortable, and easier to use. I'd shop around in person, if you can, for a pair that you like, test them out, make sure you can't slip out of them. there are a lot of styles, but this is the basic look:
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I don't often read a lot of poetry, however a few on this site are just pure artists and they drop my jaw at the way they're able to spin words.
One such writer is CeliaisAliena
Here are a few of my favourites, however she is well worth following because each poem is a stand-out, always with something unexpected and entertaining to make me realize again why I'm far too inept as a writer to ever think of tackling poetry as a genre. And especially when you have artists like CeliaisAliena to appreciate and enjoy.
Check her out:
*** Kandi Girl: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/kandi-girl.aspx
*** Ibiza: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/ibiza.aspx
*** Menage: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/menage.aspx
CA is, quite honestly, my favorite poet on Lush. every single one of her stories is a gem, and when i get notices in my PMs that she's written a new one, i actually squeal. she's just amazing and deserves pretty much every accolade i can heap on her.
