Maggie, Maggie burning bright
What will you do with your night?
Dance on table, eat some cake?
Climb a mountain, swim a lake?
Or will you the wiser thing
and go outside and sit and swing
while sitting underneath the brightest star
knowing that you're loved near and far
Maggie, Maggie, story teller
Have a good one with your feller
Happy Birthday, Ms. M.
love,
rachel
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Her Royal Spriteness
i will chat with anyone who holds my interest - that means they're either funny, or smart, or clever, or sexy, or nice, or best, a combination. the guys who IM me and really don't have anything to say? well, why should i do all the work - give me something to work with, not just -" hi, sexi. wat's up?" 
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when i really don't want to talk to anyone, yeah, i set up my away with an automatic message - it makes me nervous, though, cause there are a select few here who i welcome being black boxed no matter what. i'm not going to name names, but i think they know who they are. that all said, if you black box me and i ignore you, i hope you don't take it personally (this is for everyone). there's usually a very good reason why i won't answer, and it has nothing to do with the sender. such as:
am away from keyboard.
i am chatting with someone else about something really important and just miss you single black box in the midst of all the chaos.
i am modding a story
i am having a session with my Mistress (blushes).
i just don't feel like talking to ANYone
i am about to go off line
fill in the blank.
btw, i NEVER take it personally if i send a BB to someone and i don't get a reply. i get it. they are people i love no matter what and i don't expect them to be at my beck and call every waking moment.
am away from keyboard.
i am chatting with someone else about something really important and just miss you single black box in the midst of all the chaos.
i am modding a story
i am having a session with my Mistress (blushes).
i just don't feel like talking to ANYone
i am about to go off line
fill in the blank.
btw, i NEVER take it personally if i send a BB to someone and i don't get a reply. i get it. they are people i love no matter what and i don't expect them to be at my beck and call every waking moment.
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all these years later and i still have bad dreams and i wake up like it was yesterday. i hope that you and your perfect wife and your perfect job and your perfect life and your perfect home and your perfect smile get hit by a giant train and dragged across the continental US with it's cattle guard jammed into your crotch and i hope your balls explode and heal and explode over and over, every 10 minutes until the pain drives you crazy and i hope that donkeys dance on your face and ant crawl down your throat and scorpion crawl up your ass and i hope that your cock falls off and i hope that you live to be a million and that you suffer like that every single day of your life knowing it will never ever end and i hope you think of what you did to me the entire time.
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Quote by nicola
It's quite simple Shylass.
You're allowed to speak with both Pugh's, but not Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble or Grub.
If Captain Flack asks you to do something, do it, without question, he is a Captain after all.
Chippy Minton often has wood, and you must do as he commands. Nibbs is off limits, he's still underage.
Mrs. Cobbit has lesbian tendencies, and you may be required to deflower her at some stage. Miss Lovelace, who has a hat fetish, is actually her Mistress.
Mr. Platt is a gimp, you can do whatever you like with him.
I hope that helps.
by hat, you mean knickers, right?
That was the one that I wondering about the most. Thank you for responding, everybody. 
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Quote by clum
I did notice but thought you might have done it on purpose so didn't want to point it out. It was more of a typographical error than a misspelling anyway.
My gingas are so yummy, by the way.
so are mine... oh, you're talking about cookies? umm.. nevermind! *giggles* btw...
your very cute. *grins and scampers*
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
Question for the die-hard PC-lovers out there:
Let's pretend you just won a brand new computer as the grand prize in some random Techno-Geek Sweepstakes. The computer prize is the best of the best. But you get to choose PC or Mac.
You cannot sell it on ebay later by the way and pocket the change (I'm onto you, WMM!). You have to keep the computer - so the actual monetary value is irrelevant, but just know that both the PC and the Mac are the latest and greatest versions of both.
Now... with all things considered the same and cost out the window... do you choose PC or Mac?
Come on now...be honest with yourself... you sure you don't want to try?
quite honestly, i'd pic the Mac. i have friends who do music on computers and they swear by Mac and i've always been interested in learning how to do music, so i'd love to have one dedicated for that.
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Quote by Buz
Abortion is legal in Tennessee. If those stupid women that keep getting impregnated by this man want to keep having his babies they do have a choice.
Buz - i love you to pieces, but i really just have to make this comment,and please don't take it personally. *clears throat* Spoken like a man who has never had to make that choice and live with the consequences.
just something to think about.
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Quote by 1curiouscat
The story could be posted on both accounts and both authors get the credit.
quit trying to be reasonable or you will be beaten - see if you aren't! *get out the two by four and takes a couple of practice swings* i'm sure, btw, that there's a good reason this won't work. i'm just not sure what it is. perhaps it will upset the hamsters?
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As a reader, I would like a couple of things:
• A word count displayed on each story, maybe up near the tags, so I could decide at a glance if I had time right then to read the story; and
• A "save for later" option to keep a list of marked stories in a private queue in my account.
As a writer, I would appreciate the following:
• A field on the story submission page for a note to the story verifiers, something along the lines of, "I used the misspelling 'wastetland' intentionally for humorous effect. Please do not correct it."
don't worry, Maggie - i just fixed it for you no need to thank me!
• A word count displayed on each story, maybe up near the tags, so I could decide at a glance if I had time right then to read the story; and
• A "save for later" option to keep a list of marked stories in a private queue in my account.
As a writer, I would appreciate the following:
• A field on the story submission page for a note to the story verifiers, something along the lines of, "I used the misspelling 'wastetland' intentionally for humorous effect. Please do not correct it."
don't worry, Maggie - i just fixed it for you
no need to thank me! 