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Quote by gav


I have just updated the requirements so that this badge only required 30,000 views. Maybe when I have more time I will look at different scales for this badge.

Stories within the most popular list have the highest average score, with at least 10 votes.

Votes are only removed when someone leaves or is removed from the site.

Hope this helps
gav


which is why i keep careful tabs on people who voted for mine - if they even think of leaving, i get the bribes going. smile
Quote by cokeheadbarbie
Hi everyone!

I was wondering what girlz and guyz here would fuck someone that was famous for bragging rights.

I'm sure a lot of blokes would do it because sex is sex, but was wondering how the ladies here feel about it? Could be talking about celebs, musicians, atheletes, famous DJs or anything like those lines. If the opportunity was there would you do it and have you done it before?

xx B.


well, i haven't bragged yet, so i doubt if i will the next time it happens. ;)
Owner and Mistress
yes, a strange relationship
All three are happy
Quote by Dancing_Doll
A friend of mine always fucked her coworker in the handicap bathroom, sometimes during office hours.


Kate usually takes me out to the parking garage when the weather is nice. My favorite place, tho, is me under her desk while she's working... oh, wait, office party, not every day office visit? umm... the elevator. *giggles*
They had conversions to she-males, btw, girls with penises smile omg, i know way too much about this, don't i? but really, it's fascinating!
Quote by Catnip
I've always wanted to have manequins as decorations for my home. Seeing these life like doll I might even prefer to have one or more of those.
Are there male versions? I want a real big one! biggrin



Yes, there are male versions, but of course, a much smaller variety, i think that there were a total of 3 male dolls compared to about 3 dozen or more female dolls? smile
For Xuani, Ash, and Hiram Lawrence Jr.

Precious Things

I had her name traced above my heart
Cupped my belly, feeling the spark
Within, I felt the beat of life, the echo of her cry
Her breath a butterfly
Brushing the cobwebs from the grave with her wing
Oh you precious thing

And she, oh she had his name tattooed on her wrist
Delicate letters, a secret script
A reminder of what is precious, and what is not
And hearing that, I smiled and thought
Of all the songs he used to sing
Oh this precious thing

I remember one song, such a simple little rhyme
How does it go? Once upon a time…
There was a child, a light
Burning wild, burning bright
Gunfire erupted in the night
Where are you now, Reverend King?
Good bye, you precious thing
omg, is it wrong that these fascinate me just a little? lol - i mean, not like i'd get one, but i am having fun checking out the site! lol
Quote by LadyX


OMG.

I want elf ears on my doll.


did you see that you can get animated style dolls too!?
Quote by LadyX
I don't know, it could have its advantages. I mean, it would never speak out of turn, or even disagree with me. It would always let me have the last word, it wouldn't eat all my food, or wear clothes of mine that I didn't offer to them. It would pretty much be the opposite of every roommate I've had. LOL


i'm thinking it would make a good punching bag too!
Quote by Buz


Add a dill pickle and a bungee cord and I'll join in!


i prefer sweet pickles and rubber bands, but hey, i'm willing to try it your way. smile
Quote by Buz


Sprite! What time should I come over for 'making-babies' practice?

PS. I like to blush!!!! I can see Dancing_Doll giving directions!!!


i am open 24/7, Buz! take a number at the door and take a seat in the waiting room - bring a book, though, the line gets kind of long at times.
Quote by Nikki703


Just direct, not participate? I couldnt think of 2 hotter, more sexually adventurous open minded women than you and DD!! You have me a little frightened, but very excited too, LOL!!



yeah, i get that a lot, but really, i am not that scary! and you know, if you don't mind, we could add Magic Felix as our token man, cause i have it from reliable sources that he's a kinky MF too. oh, and yeah, can you imagine Doll directing?

No! that's not how you do it *smacks actress across ass with her crop* THIS is how you do it! Jeez, do i have to do EVERYthing myself? biggrin
if you mean, just for the company, i have two kittens. if you mean sexually, no, i've enough toys and imagination to take care of myself and if i really need to cuddle, i have pillows, and if i just need the scent or taste of her, i raid the hamper for her used panties. *blushes*
we invented one last week, it's called the triple glitter peppermint stick. working on perfecting it - soon as we do, i'll put up a diagram with a fully detailed guide. smile
Quote by WellMadeMale
For the longest time, I thought The Matriarch actually was a cat.


wait, she's not? hmm... now i am confused.
Quote by CuriousKitty
Really easy! I look for the one's written by Sprite biggrin


aww... remind me to figure out a way to say 'thank you'. *smiles innocently*
it's totally degrading. in fact, all sex is. sex should be for making babies, not for pleasure. that's how god intended it. all you people are going to burn in... *bursts into giggles*

actually, my first impulse was to say 'if it WAS degrading, i'd be doing it more!' - being degraded is kind of a turn on too, if you're in the proper mood. ok, you tell me, is 9 am too early to be drinking?

yeah, i know, i need to take these questions more seriously. Hey, Nikki! seriously, if i was making porn, it would make most guys blush! want to make some porn with me? we'll have Doll direct! omg, it's gonna be scary! *giggles*
over the real thing? omg, NO! lol - do i even need to explain myself? that said, when you click with someone, and i've clicked with a few people here, it can be a lot of fun and allow you do experiment with things you're not ready for IRL quite yet. my wife calls it mutual masturbation, but i think it's a little more then that. of course, the thing to remember is it's only words, so if your partner isn't skilled with words, isn't imaginative or creative, it's going to be kind of flat... there was talk at one time with some of the girls about giving classes, to transform this:

Cyberking 1: i stik my dick in ur pussy

HotMama69: oh, baby, feel gud, gonna cum

Cyberking 1: i shoot my wad in your snatch

to this:

Cyberking 1: I push my pulsing cock into your velvety folds, thrusting into you, my eyes full of fire as i take you.

Hotmama 69: Rolling my hips, I moan your name out loud, my pussy clenching around your manhood, my juices flowing freely. I want to you fill me with cum, you hot stud.

Cyberking 1: With a cry of passion I push myself deep into your tight pussy, my cock expanding as i fill you full of hot cum, your beauty burned into my retinas for eternity.
OR... you could hang one of those air freshener trees, like the one on your rear view mirror, from his member. nothing says 'blow me' like the sweet smell of pine.
Darling Nikki by Prince *big smile* no, seriously - you'll have to ask me about kareoke night sometime! actually, maybe it would be better if no one knew...
Quote by flytoomuch
Oh my hasn't this thread gotten catty? Meow!! The claws are out. Anyone object to my airplane? I got a young lady to change her pink barbed wire avatar which I found a bit disturbing for personal reasons. Perhaps I really am an avatar Neo-nazi? For me I just check on the sexual status.....not that it means much on here (he chuckles).


i don't have an issue with it as long as you really DO look like that - sleek, silver, and penis shaped - do you vibrate too, cause that would be a definate plus in my book. biggrin
Quote by clum
I don't really understand. Every profile states whether the account holder is male or female, right?

I can't conceive of adding someone based on their profile picture. Call me old-fashioned.


Ok. you're old fashioned!
Quote by Dancing_Doll
Instant Solution: Read the person's profile before friending them.


you take all the fun out of everything! i like to be surprised! *giggles*
Quote by snoopnc
I understand the last sentence...and agree with you. However, what about "something" in a profile that is TOTALLY NON SEXUAL that gets my attention...Do I DARE respond? That is the gist of my question.


For the record, i am NOT one of the NO MEN girls. I have made a lot of good friends here from pretty much every 'catagory' straights, gays, bis, cross-dressers, men, women, kitties... smile really, take risks, if you see someone who looks interesting, send them a note (btw, i owe you a response - my messages are a bit backed up from being gone from the site for a week, but i will get to it, promise!) and most people will write back, say hi, behave in a reasonable manner. it's a friendly site, and yeah, a lot of guys are here trolling, but a lot of guys here are really cool interesting fun nice people too, and personally, i'd hate to miss out on all the Stephanies, Felixes, Easy Riders, Loud Bikers, Jebrus, Red Dragons, FeliniusKingus's, GAVS, Rudys, Jaymals, ETC ETC! who make my Lush experience so wonderful. smile
Quote by Magical_felix


Damn sweetheart, when you have about an inch of brown roots showing, you aren't convincing anyone you're a real blonde... I'm surprised you're as tight as you are, really, kudos... Your ass is really nice too, that tribal butterfly right above it is god awful though. I should aim my cum at it, that will make me laugh on the inside... That squeak noise you're making, not sure if you're faking that or if it's your real 'thing'. I wonder if you realize how much I'm not really trying... I'm getting kinda tired, fuck I want to cum already... Jessica beal, Jessica beal, Jessica beal... Fuck it's not working! My dinner was pretty good.. I'm surprised, usually I don't like restaurant Mexican food, you sure do though... You gobbled up those fajitas like you had a plane to catch... God I hope you don't fart in your sleep again, yeah I heard that. I can tell you were awake cause you stopped breathing when it 'slipped' out... You should have seen the look on my face... I mean yeah, I know chicks fart too but that was like a grown ass man who likes seconds and thirds... Jessica beal, Jessica beal, Jessica beal... Fuck, I think my phone is almost dead... I wonder if she'll notice if I pull up some iPhone porn... I need to cum already... Jessica beal, Jessica beal, Jessica beal, Martha stewart, FUCK IM CUMMING!


He's kind of a cheap date, i mean really, it wasn't that expensive and i've been all over him all night, so he knows he's getting some and yet he still makes me pay for half? and yeah, his cocks a little small but... oh, that was nice, ok, this one knows what a clits for, yeah, baby and... oh, so that's it for foreplay? i mean, there was potential.. now his sister, damn, i wonder if she's into girls, i mean, when i showed up at the door, she was flirting a little, and she's kind of cute, hmm... wait a minute, woah, dude, you are NOT trying to put it in my butt, cause... oh, ok, bad aim is all, no worries... mmm... that feels nice... she was hot too, and i loved that skirt she was wearing, very hot topic, i should go there later and see if i can find it in my size, maybe pick up a new pair of tights too, it's getting to be winter and, omg, he is so not drooling all over my face! yuck! slobbery kisses! Jessica Beal, Jessica Beal, Jessica Beal, Hugh Jackman! oh, yeah yeah, do me, Wolverine, come on, come on, come... what? that's it? ok, buddy, you owe me for dinner!