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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Magical_felix


Well... The IRL stuff is great, don't get me wrong... But you've recently admitted how your mind tends to wonder while I'm on top of you and you fixate on my nose hairs! When I create the theater of the mind my nose hairs are always trimmed/tucked properly.


Dancing Doll's guide is pretty spot on I think... You might add a penchant for declaring "nothing, he's a guy, with a penis" in the "what would you do to the person above you" threads.


Oh, Felix, I wasn't talking about YOUR nose hairs. Your's are always quite well groomed. in fact, my mind rarely wonders when we're together, and really, that thing you do doesn't bother me too much, when you sing the 7 dwarves "Hi Ho" song during anal, although it is a little weird...
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Quote by Magical_felix


So are we going to cyber already or what? I've been putting in all this getting to know you bullshit for months now! Boner in hand baby, let's go.


What, it's not enough we do it IRL, you want to cyber too?
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Poop knot! *gigglefit* omg, i so need to work that phrase into a story!
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ok, the other possibility (and i'm not discounting the OPs first assumption, i think there's truth in it) is that the whole 'no men' thing is a knee jerk reaction after getting bombarded with horny, bored, pushy, rude guys. while i am not at all about the whole 'no men' thing, i did recently change my sexual preference from bi to lesbian, so that the guys who don't know me, those few who take the time to read bios, won't hit on me. it gets OLD after a while being in chat rooms and just getting random 'want to cyber?' from guys based in nothing more then my gender.
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Quote by Magical_felix
Usually during sex I think of many things.

It goes like this... Man this girl is hot, look at me go. Her ass is bouncing of my dick so well... She really does have a good job. Im sure her parents are proud. Man... They say it take at least a million dollars to raise a kid before they hit their 18th birthday. Her Dad bought her a car and this nice house, what great parents... I mean this girl is their baby... I wonder if her mom fucks this good... I wonder if fucking prowess is hereditary? Maybe it's more nurture than nature? Anyway, those cookies her mom brought over were so good. Her dad even helped her wash her car today too. They really love her... And here I am with my dick in her ass... God they must hate me... Oh well... Fuck, Im cumming!


Thank you for your honesty, Felix! in all honesty, usually i am super into what's going on sexually, into my partner, but there have been times when, for whatever reason, i've not been into him/her, and it goes something like this as well...

Hmm... he's got nose hairs, he should trim them, really, not so attractive, and wow, what is that he's doing, is that supposed to be some sort of turn on for me or for him? it's kind of weird, and a little uncomfortable... did i remember to put the milk in the fridge? dammit, i bet i did, i should go home after this and check, i hope the kittens aren't into the plastic bags again and... oh, damn, chipped my nail polish, i should get more, i really like this color, it's super pretty, and oh, wow, is that his "i'm cumming" face? holy crap, looks like he's constipated! i should call Cindy after this, she'll get a kick out of that, oh, and maybe she'll be into a movie, i still haven't seen the new Spielberg, it looks good, too. Woah, dude, that is SO not my clit, and even if it was, that's so not what i want done with it! damn, and he's got a booger stuck in his nostril now, ew! ok, close my eyes, and yeah, here goes, fake orgasm face, please please please fall asleep now, if i'm quiet i can sneak out, glad i didn't give him my number or name!

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Quote by 1curiouscat
Lately its:



Oh! i read this a few years ago! it was a wonderful read, and i love how it left what really happened somewhat up to the reader! excellent choice. smile
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Mine ended up in prison... i think he's up for parole in 2 years... and no, for once i am not just trying to be funny.
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Quote by Mazza
I'm a recent convert to Lelo, and I can vouch for the fact that they are WONDERFUL!!! They are not cheap, but they are so worth it!
If you want to make your lady very, VERY happy, buy her a Lelo!


We need to buy another one - we actually have had fights over who gets to use it! she always wins, dammit! she cheats!
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Quote by nicola


lol. You have been rather quiet of late. See me in my office...


*sighs* now you're just trying to make me jealous.
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of course! And then I'd play dress up with her! or dress down... ;)
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E N T I T Y

Exotic nights to intimately tie you (not my fault i only had 6 letters to work with! lol)

M S L A U R A
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yes, and i'd take him out dancing... not sure why that came to mind, but i just sounds fun. smile
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Quote by FtLMale
*giggles*


Hey! that's my signature, make everyone smile, go to, and it's... why... you... i... *growls* fine, then, YOU are not getting giggles anymore, Misters! *giggles* DAMMIT! YOU TRICKED ME! *leaves in a huff*
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Quote by rudyP34
Has a guy ever tried the line: "Wow, what a coincidence! I have your name tattooed on my dick. Wanna see?" ?

If not, dibs!
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Oh, i should point out that was my first time if you're referring to intercourse. my fist sex was a blow job delivered on my knees under the HS football bleachers during a game. i think we won, too. i know there was cheering... i THINK it was for the team...
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Standing up, bent over at a 45 degree angle, my hands against the wall, him taking me from behind. Yeah, i know, it was so romantic. smile
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Quote by SirSpanksAlot80
I just ripped all my clothes off so I could post here... BUT DAMN!!!! it's cold so I'm guna put them back on


lol - made me smile smile

umm... i'm not... it's freaking cold out, like SSA says!
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Quote by Eden
Santa got my letter smile


Did someone put in a call for xxxmas bondage elves? well... bondage fairy, anyways? smile
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Quote by SirSpanksAlot80

NICE!!!! Where can I get a copy smile LOVE Reznor's voice

The Clansman - Iron Maiden


Go here smile http://www.nin.com/

btw, all instrumental, so you don't get the voice, but still amazing beyond belief smile
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Depends... how good was the sex? Great sex is going to get a different answer then bad sex.
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