Fela! i've never actually seen it, but i know the music and his story and omg, the man playing Fela is gorgeous.
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Quote by nicola
That would be an enormous security risk to our site.
We only give them out to long serving moderators who need them to prove where they are from, when writing to other site owners / dealing with enquiries.
Why do you wish to have one?
cause it would be totally cool!
! i mean, come on! i'd be the envy of everyone! 
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Hi niccola and gav i would love a Way to go from poking and chatting into a private chat room so I can cyber without a having to worry about.missing the notification and b without running into a limit thanks
HUH?
*takes the seat next to you and helps myself to your popcorn* btw, i have "HUH?" trademarked. Go find your own word and stop stealing mine.
Oh, and Nicola? i actually have a suggestion for the site. Can you make it so that every time i send a black box thingy to someone it plays "Only you" by Tiesto and shows a video of a glitter explosion on their screen? thanks in advance
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I know it's hard to imagine... but... some women actually LOVE dirty fucking!
I know!... it boggles the mind, doesn't it!
Sometimes we want to lean over, blow out the vanilla candles, turn the Sade and Taylor Swift off the iPod and toss the pink chiffon babydoll lingerie into the back of the closet.
Dirty-sex is a style, just like BDSM or any other kind of Role-playing... it may involve 'vulgar' language, being called dirty names, cocks slapping faces, spitting, submission/degradation, and cum-spattering facials. This is NOT a reflection of her self-esteem, the quality of her relationship with the guy, or her desire to be seen like 'a lady' or treated with respect in the rest of her waking life.
It also doesn't mean that this is the only kind of sex that she has, or wants to have.
It does mean (for the guys reading this) that you need to know that the girl is into this kind of sex before you proceed.
I just don't think assumptions/generalizations are warranted that women only want soft, 'erotic', gentle love-making that stays within conventional bounds. I think most people think of BDSM as a respected kink that stands in its own category, but they label dirty hard sex involving humiliation or submission/degradation as stemming out of porn teaching men to disrespect women and act like assholes. Think of it as a 'role-play'. Some women enjoy variety and get turned on by these scenarios too. Remember the whole "whore in the bedroom thing?"... this is a classic example.
sometimes i want to be a princess and sometimes i want to be a slut. or a kitten. or a slave. or... well, a lot of things. it's all about variety, keeping it fresh, having fun, giving into those secret voices that whisper into your ear and tell you to be dirty and kinky and wild and crazy.
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i know it's probably cliched, but i spent a week with my girl in Hawaii - we stayed away from the big island and oahu and went to Maui and Kauai... breathtaking. even i, with my aversion to water, fell in love. and there are waterfalls and flowers and beautiful hikes and peace and quiet and the sunsets...
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Lady Gaga... ok, she's not bad, and i kind of admire what she does, but the music itself is just kind of bland - i think i could watch her show and think she's amazing, but just listening to her songs would bore me to tears. that said, i'm kind of impressed that she pretty much did her own thing and made herself into the multi-billionaire sensation - more power to her for doing it on her terms and being as out there as she wants.
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ooo... *squirms* do i have to pick just one? and umm.. does Enchanted count, cause half of it is animated.. that's my wife's and my movie.. but, push come to shove it's a dead tie between The Little Mermaid and Tangled. oh, my god, i refuse to admit to how many times i've seen both - it's embarrassing!
I would accept Enchanted, seeing as it is amazing! Good other choices as well.
damn, had i not already gotten married, i'd have proposed!
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U2. Have they done anything worthy of "great band" status since Joshua Tree? And yet they are still treated as rock gods.
You are so right. Whenever I say something like that people get so bent out of shape. Like I'm blaspheming God himself.
*nods* God is a huge U2 fan. Just ask Bono!
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Quote by Jebru
U2. Have they done anything worthy of "great band" status since Joshua Tree? And yet they are still treated as rock gods.
i don't like The Joshua Tree much. My girl, who loves U2, doesn't even like it much. that said, Achtung Baby, Pop, and their latest cd are brilliant. that's not an opinion, btw, but a fact, so in your face, Jebru! *giggles*
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ooo... *squirms* do i have to pick just one? and umm.. does Enchanted count, cause half of it is animated.. that's my wife's and my movie.. but, push come to shove it's a dead tie between The Little Mermaid and Tangled. oh, my god, i refuse to admit to how many times i've seen both - it's embarrassing!
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Quote by nicola
Correct DM. I've said many many times, it doesn't matter where you submit your story to, EVERY website can go down, your internet connection can fail etc.
ALWAYS write your story offline and save it regularly. I autosave documents every 2 minutes with Word, I type fast and hate having to double handle work.
omg, just the thought of writing online as opposed to off makes my tummy do belly rolls. bad enough to lose an email that way, but a whole story? yeah, wow... i use Microsoft Word and tend to save at the end of every paragraph i write.
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honestly, i rarely watch porn, and when i do, it's usually just by myself. If the sound of it was really hot, i might have it on, but i don't really see myself paying attention to the tv when i have a partner to indulge myself - i like to give 110% of myself during sex.
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Quote by Nikki703
I know with me, I became much more "orgasmic" as I got older. When I was was in my early 20's, I rarely had orgasms during sex and when I did I would have only one. I think part of it was that I really didnt know my body, how it worked, what made me feel good and part of it was that I was so worried about pleasing my partner that I was not relaxed and made it hard to let myself go. As I got older, I became more confident, more in tune with my body and what did and didnt feel good and I became much more relaxed during sex. Once I hit about a 35, orgasms came faster and much more frequently. I became multi-orgasmic, sometimes having 4 or 5 in succession with each wave being more intense. Sometimes I will even squirt.
Now at 41, at least for a few more days, lol, I can make myself cum in minutes and will cum 99% of the time with a partner. Maybe this is something for all you 20 somethings to look forward too, LOL
so... i should look forward to MORE than 9 daily orgasms in about 12 years or so? YES! in all seriousness, yeah, i don't really have much to add other than agreeing with everyone else - some days i'll have one or two nice intense orgasms, other days i can look forward to enjoying a half a dozen or more in top of that that are a little less intense, but no less nice, and sometimes fairly close together. i think my record is close to a dozen, but that number is suspect - not like i didn't have better things to do than count 'em and i think that some of those orgasms were 2 or 3 sort of rolling together - all about peaks and valleys or waves, as Nikki says. leading up to a major climax *blushs* and yes, i have been known to 'gush'.
and some days, don't faint' but i go without, not because i can't manage to climax, but it just isn't a priority - granted, that's about once every 6 weeks, but it does happen.
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maybe we could have a bottom author's list too, so Alan can see his name in print SOMEwhere *giggles* i think the problem of the low score bombs was taken care of when *ahem* certain members left? anyways, i'm on board. i promise not to be bitchy about 3's even. that said, if i get a 1, i am going to make it known that i am butt-hurt - where's that form that form that Chef always has handy? i need to start filling it out, just in case