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And some more munchable and lickable delights…

snatches all the treats. i gots people to feed, so thanks. like a lot of people...

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Of course I'm trying to get you spanked again. Isn't that what you're paying me for??

i thought i was paying you to do the yard work. this explains all the weeds...

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I’m feelin’ the Nazi Puncher

Sorry Kimmi. went with the free hugs. paid off too. standing near a couple of cute co-eds who were handing out bubble bottles. asked me if kisses were free too. bubbles AND kisses. 🙃

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Congratulations, Kimmi / Writer Girl! So proud of you!

How many (living) people have Omnium badges on both sites?

Answer: One – and you're IT!

Drinks most definitely on Carl's tab!

And Rachel, I'll send the invoice for Sky Kraken Pale Ale to Jen and let her figure it out.

You trying to get me spanked again? if so, keep it up. Ok, has anyone seen my voice? and a fashion question. Should I go with my Free Hugs pride tee or my my Nazi Puncher protest tee today?

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Thank you, sweets! ❤️

It’s kinda eerie Survivor has a green check by his name as if he’s online.

glad i didn't notice that. it might mess me up a little...

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Hi, Sprite

It’s a sunny day in the land of the bluegrass. I’m still trying to walk without screaming amidst the cicadas. And Butters captured one and brought it inside to play a game of catch and release. That was fun for one of us. 🙄

I woke with clarity about my writing, which was nice. Been struggling for a bit now. I credit my acupuncture appt yesterday for releasing some blocks.

Have a wonderful Thursday!

Love y’all! :)

Oh… and I am excited to sit alongside the late, great man and writer Survivor with the Omnium on the sister site. He was Green_Man here. That challenge helped restart my imagination and veer it in new directions.

congratulations Kimmi! That is quite an achievement. i gave up on that badge ages ago. lol Tell Larry hello for me and that i miss him. i need to try to write again one of these days. just so many things to do first... maybe i need to get stuck with needles too? lol glad to hear that you are in a good headspace. love ya.

pops in, orders 10 cases of Sky Kraken Pale Ale (put it on Jame's tab), waves, pops out again.

Welcome to Lush. We adore Scots. Most of them at least. 🤣

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And no Money For Nothing by Dire Straits at any time of year 😭

lol

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Does that mean i can't play Fairytale of New York by the Pogues in here at Christmas then?

Pogues get a special exemption. i still have my copies of rum. sodomy and the lash and red roses for me on vinyl.

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Hiya, it's really up to you. We accept stories of up to 10,000 words per chapter, so just split it up depending on the length and natural breaks. Or feel free to upload it as one chapter if it's less than 10,000.

stories of 10,001 words, however... just don't.

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Just keep in mind that "sissy" is a term used by a certain group to self-identify, some of whom are on here. We can't assume it's always a slur or attack. Which goes back to "context matters" as JAGYK wisely put it. And, really, makes context all the more important.

as is the F word and i get that some people want to use it that way, but to me it is on par with the N word, which is also banned regardless of who is using it and how it is being used, so yeah, i pushed to have it banned. feel free to blame me.

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Popping in for some tea before the littles wake up! My grandkids are adorable but man do they have barrels of energy! Lol.

Hope y’all have a relaxing Saturday! 😘

i have the same issue with our cat.

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Happy Hump Day, Rumpies

Ignore any unusual sounds coming from Storeroom #4. Everything’s fine. Just fine.

this place used to have standards. i see that's changed, and not for the better.

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What's your ticket number 🙄?

#1

Have I won yet?

Not an entry but i still felt like sharing.

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If you change your avatar to something rainbow themed, post a pic of it here for a chance to win a gold membership for a year. If you already have gold or platinum, you can feel free to donate it to someone else, and Sprite might just send you nudes to reward your good deed.

i have a bunch of nudes of Jen she's sent me over the years that i would be happy to share

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I go away for a 4-day holiday, having read every competition entry, and when I return, I find another 14 have appeared! 🙄

Seriously, it's good to see so many entries; I make it 78 so far. 😎

That's it. cancel the rest of your holidays for 2025. 2026 too. now get your ass to work, pronto. Thus have i spoken! 😎

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I don't think you're a bitch. I love your 'tude

I have thick skin, and couldn't care less about dick pics.

That said, it is harassment. Aggravated harassment from some. I freely admit I don't know the scope of the problem.

I've never had one. I would think it's dozens of guys sending dozens or hundreds of pics out, not hundreds of guys sending one pic to one person.

My first thought is banning a dozen guys (temporarily) might take out 90 percent of the problem. But that's just cuz I'm very anal about things.

i think that a lot of it is aimed at the women spending time in the chat rooms. easy for guys to sit there and mass mail shots of their cocks to folk there. those of us who don't frequent them are less likely to have issues. that shouldn't mean that the solution, btw, is to stay clear of them. not fair to not do something you enjoy because someone can't control themself. i mean, seriously, it's an adult site. act like an adult. if you wouldn't whip it out and show it to someone IRL don't fucking do it here either.

ps. just to add a bit to this. a lot of people here and in real life think i am a bitch cause i stand up for myself. i take that as a matter of pride. i really could care less about the opinions of assholes. the people who matter know better. so yeah, give yourself permission to release your inner bitch.

ok, first off, i am a mod. a story mod, but yeah, i still wear a mod hat. the blunt truth as i see it... yes, it shouldn't be allowed. yes, people should be, at the least, discouraged from doing it in whatever way possible. that said, it is so hard to police... from my perspective, i would be spending all my time here simply dealing with unwanted dick pix is everyone who go one alerted me.

i seriously wish i could do something about it, other than make the suggestion that anyone who gets one, doesn't simply sigh and accept it. push back. take it into your own hands. someone sends you a picture like that, tell them exactly what you think of it. tell them it's unwanted and that it's harassment and that it's not harmless and cute or funny. don't be nice about it, either. let them know that they have overstepped their bounds. and, as a mod, i would never suggest letting every single one of your friends know that there is a creepy sending that shit out and who they are, but yeah, if you did that, maybe a few of them might say something too and they would get the msg.

and yes, some guys ask, but still, i think some of the women feel obligated to say yeah, fine, whatever. don't. you don't need to be nice. you don't need to accept that kind of behavior as normal. you don't need to put up with unwanted shit.

Jen's last nerve, apparently.

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That 4000 Words limit needs some leeway of let's say 2000 Words, please😢

for you, we'll set it at 4001 words. use that extra word wisely.

Bump

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Absolutely. Mine's a lesbian romp set on the Isle of Vibratium. 🤣

lesbians don't romp. we saunter and occasionally bounce.

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I am assuming you can make up Islands as well. Shoot DC and Marvel do it all the time 🤷🏾‍♂️.

yep! feel free!

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Australia’s no good, but Tasmania is ok, right? Japan? England? Madagascar?

Ooh, how about Greenland? I’ve got a great idea involving JD Vance, a few servicemembers at the Thule base … and also a couch.

tasmania is ok. madagascar is ok. no on Japan. england and greenland. that all said. we envisioned this as a smaller island setting. THAT said, thinking outside the box is always welcomed here