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What's going on is that some shithead and his lickspittles are fucking up your country, Rach.

"Now is the time for all good people to come to the aid of their country…"

yeah, tell me about it. Fuckers.

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What up, the fairest Sprite in all the land! ❤️ I love your new avatar! 😘

thanks, beautiful. ❤️love back at you.

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Well, they’re both ’s, so you have that

actually, Paul Ruebens wasn't.

what the hell is going on, people?

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IMHO, the bill that just passed congress will lead to the downfall of the US Republic economically, financially, and politically.

But then, nobody asked me, did they?

yeah, they forgot to ask me, too.

How to Train your Dragon - the live action version.

apparently, nothing, according to Jen. 😎

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Wait, this chick still works here? She hasn't done any work since 2018.

2019. i modded a micro in 2018. get your facts right, McFud.

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Um, can someone kindly provide an example of sex, please? It’s been a while…

Send me your addy and i'll send you a plane ticket. we'll discuss it when you get here.

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For clarity, please post a periodic table containing only the erotic elements.

They are all erotic. Science is sexy as fuck.

does this mean i am actually expected to work now?

Stamps in the the room with a sign, a hammer, and two nails. Nails the sign onto the wall, points at it. stamps out.

Lush Stories publishes erotic stories. If you are thinking of submitting a story without any erotic elements in it, don't. Thank you. Sprite.

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That's pretty much the main thing, lol.

That and being able to down a lot of alcohol.

I am very saddened to hear this, Milik. All my love and sympathy goes out to you. I am sorry that you have to go through this.

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Happy to see you here! I've been a bit hit or miss lately. But I have been a part of Rumps since page 1 😎

Dang, woman. you are old! giggles and runs

checking in. everything is good. the only violence came from right-wing extremists, sadly, including the assassination and attempted assassination of two members of the Minnesota senate and their spouses by a rightwing extremist. gee, wonder where he go that idea from. When is was suggested that for their own safety people stay home this is what happened...

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Hi, find it a little sad because i come here when i am down, i think it would be better for me to come and see if i can maybe help someone. I had to put down Snoopy he was 11. I am thinking of all the love he gave me, he was really my best friend. I know he was only a dog but i never took him for granted I knew what he meant to me. Finding it so fuckin hard to get past he is no longer with me. I have cried so much obviously alone, I know it would be better to share my emotions but i am who I am. Is it fucked up that i feel this way. So i have been drinking more beers than i usually do just to numb the pain to be able to cope better. I miss him sooooo much can't get the image of his face when he looked at me, all the memories are flashing before me, I know this is deeper than just my dog, i have always had issues in my head. Just want to say if anyone is suffering the loss of a loved pet my heart goes out to you, your not alone and if i can giving you a big hug.....well I am❤️

they are never "only a dog". they are family. they love you unconditionally and they are always there to try to cheer you up when you are done and and hang with you when you are feeling lonely. so sorry for your loss. I had to put down my special girl a few years ago. it was hard. i still have those moments where she just pops into my head and i feel it. no, it is not fucked up that you feel this way. grief is perfectly normal and it takes a while to get past.

I am glad you shared your pain, you let it out a little. i'd love to have a big hug from you. love to give you one, too. at some point the memories will become happy ones. until they do, just hang in there.

lots of love,

Rachel

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Yes you paid me to tend the weed. And it's HIGH time I got paid, don't you think?

Or is that an oxymoron, or merely an oxymoronic comment?

forgot to mention. my boots need polishing too. taps foot impatiently

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And some more munchable and lickable delights…

snatches all the treats. i gots people to feed, so thanks. like a lot of people...

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Of course I'm trying to get you spanked again. Isn't that what you're paying me for??

i thought i was paying you to do the yard work. this explains all the weeds...

Quote by KimmiBeGood

I’m feelin’ the Nazi Puncher

Sorry Kimmi. went with the free hugs. paid off too. standing near a couple of cute co-eds who were handing out bubble bottles. asked me if kisses were free too. bubbles AND kisses. 🙃

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Congratulations, Kimmi / Writer Girl! So proud of you!

How many (living) people have Omnium badges on both sites?

Answer: One – and you're IT!

Drinks most definitely on Carl's tab!

And Rachel, I'll send the invoice for Sky Kraken Pale Ale to Jen and let her figure it out.

You trying to get me spanked again? if so, keep it up. Ok, has anyone seen my voice? and a fashion question. Should I go with my Free Hugs pride tee or my my Nazi Puncher protest tee today?

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Thank you, sweets! ❤️

It’s kinda eerie Survivor has a green check by his name as if he’s online.

glad i didn't notice that. it might mess me up a little...

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Hi, Sprite

It’s a sunny day in the land of the bluegrass. I’m still trying to walk without screaming amidst the cicadas. And Butters captured one and brought it inside to play a game of catch and release. That was fun for one of us. 🙄

I woke with clarity about my writing, which was nice. Been struggling for a bit now. I credit my acupuncture appt yesterday for releasing some blocks.

Have a wonderful Thursday!

Love y’all! :)

Oh… and I am excited to sit alongside the late, great man and writer Survivor with the Omnium on the sister site. He was Green_Man here. That challenge helped restart my imagination and veer it in new directions.

congratulations Kimmi! That is quite an achievement. i gave up on that badge ages ago. lol Tell Larry hello for me and that i miss him. i need to try to write again one of these days. just so many things to do first... maybe i need to get stuck with needles too? lol glad to hear that you are in a good headspace. love ya.

pops in, orders 10 cases of Sky Kraken Pale Ale (put it on Jame's tab), waves, pops out again.

Welcome to Lush. We adore Scots. Most of them at least. 🤣

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And no Money For Nothing by Dire Straits at any time of year 😭

lol

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Does that mean i can't play Fairytale of New York by the Pogues in here at Christmas then?

Pogues get a special exemption. i still have my copies of rum. sodomy and the lash and red roses for me on vinyl.

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Hiya, it's really up to you. We accept stories of up to 10,000 words per chapter, so just split it up depending on the length and natural breaks. Or feel free to upload it as one chapter if it's less than 10,000.

stories of 10,001 words, however... just don't.

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Just keep in mind that "sissy" is a term used by a certain group to self-identify, some of whom are on here. We can't assume it's always a slur or attack. Which goes back to "context matters" as JAGYK wisely put it. And, really, makes context all the more important.

as is the F word and i get that some people want to use it that way, but to me it is on par with the N word, which is also banned regardless of who is using it and how it is being used, so yeah, i pushed to have it banned. feel free to blame me.