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Popping in for some tea before the littles wake up! My grandkids are adorable but man do they have barrels of energy! Lol.

Hope y’all have a relaxing Saturday! 😘

i have the same issue with our cat.

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Happy Hump Day, Rumpies

Ignore any unusual sounds coming from Storeroom #4. Everything’s fine. Just fine.

this place used to have standards. i see that's changed, and not for the better.

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What's your ticket number 🙄?

#1

Have I won yet?

Not an entry but i still felt like sharing.

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If you change your avatar to something rainbow themed, post a pic of it here for a chance to win a gold membership for a year. If you already have gold or platinum, you can feel free to donate it to someone else, and Sprite might just send you nudes to reward your good deed.

i have a bunch of nudes of Jen she's sent me over the years that i would be happy to share

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I go away for a 4-day holiday, having read every competition entry, and when I return, I find another 14 have appeared! 🙄

Seriously, it's good to see so many entries; I make it 78 so far. 😎

That's it. cancel the rest of your holidays for 2025. 2026 too. now get your ass to work, pronto. Thus have i spoken! 😎

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I don't think you're a bitch. I love your 'tude

I have thick skin, and couldn't care less about dick pics.

That said, it is harassment. Aggravated harassment from some. I freely admit I don't know the scope of the problem.

I've never had one. I would think it's dozens of guys sending dozens or hundreds of pics out, not hundreds of guys sending one pic to one person.

My first thought is banning a dozen guys (temporarily) might take out 90 percent of the problem. But that's just cuz I'm very anal about things.

i think that a lot of it is aimed at the women spending time in the chat rooms. easy for guys to sit there and mass mail shots of their cocks to folk there. those of us who don't frequent them are less likely to have issues. that shouldn't mean that the solution, btw, is to stay clear of them. not fair to not do something you enjoy because someone can't control themself. i mean, seriously, it's an adult site. act like an adult. if you wouldn't whip it out and show it to someone IRL don't fucking do it here either.

ps. just to add a bit to this. a lot of people here and in real life think i am a bitch cause i stand up for myself. i take that as a matter of pride. i really could care less about the opinions of assholes. the people who matter know better. so yeah, give yourself permission to release your inner bitch.

ok, first off, i am a mod. a story mod, but yeah, i still wear a mod hat. the blunt truth as i see it... yes, it shouldn't be allowed. yes, people should be, at the least, discouraged from doing it in whatever way possible. that said, it is so hard to police... from my perspective, i would be spending all my time here simply dealing with unwanted dick pix is everyone who go one alerted me.

i seriously wish i could do something about it, other than make the suggestion that anyone who gets one, doesn't simply sigh and accept it. push back. take it into your own hands. someone sends you a picture like that, tell them exactly what you think of it. tell them it's unwanted and that it's harassment and that it's not harmless and cute or funny. don't be nice about it, either. let them know that they have overstepped their bounds. and, as a mod, i would never suggest letting every single one of your friends know that there is a creepy sending that shit out and who they are, but yeah, if you did that, maybe a few of them might say something too and they would get the msg.

and yes, some guys ask, but still, i think some of the women feel obligated to say yeah, fine, whatever. don't. you don't need to be nice. you don't need to accept that kind of behavior as normal. you don't need to put up with unwanted shit.

Jen's last nerve, apparently.

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That 4000 Words limit needs some leeway of let's say 2000 Words, please😢

for you, we'll set it at 4001 words. use that extra word wisely.

Bump

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Absolutely. Mine's a lesbian romp set on the Isle of Vibratium. 🤣

lesbians don't romp. we saunter and occasionally bounce.

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I am assuming you can make up Islands as well. Shoot DC and Marvel do it all the time 🤷🏾‍♂️.

yep! feel free!

Quote by joe71

Australia’s no good, but Tasmania is ok, right? Japan? England? Madagascar?

Ooh, how about Greenland? I’ve got a great idea involving JD Vance, a few servicemembers at the Thule base … and also a couch.

tasmania is ok. madagascar is ok. no on Japan. england and greenland. that all said. we envisioned this as a smaller island setting. THAT said, thinking outside the box is always welcomed here

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Remember the rules. Consent is mandatory, no celebrity fiction, and no revenge porn. Of course, JD consenting could be even more fun in its way (is he wearing a cute dress and frilly undies?🤣) but, yeah, the other two rules still come into play.🥺

I have an idea and a few paragraphs but still not sure where it goes in some regards. I am thinking low key magic realism rather than the outright fantasy I had in mind at one point.

i have written three entries so far. they are up for sale at... hold on, Jen wants to see me in her office. again. i still can't sit down from the list visit... sighs...

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With whom? I agree with you here. But what does age have to do with it?

if you prefer to be with someone of a certain age group, then that is your choice, not the Dom/mes. Some people like older Dommes, some prefer closer to their own age, and some might want a younger Dom/me.

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Just today 🤣?

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I love island settings and look forward to y’all’s entries! ❤️

I better sit this one out. My crazy mind went to “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, Alien!” And you don’t wanna know what she does with her tentacle hair that moves like additional appendages!

dude! i will pay you to write that!

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It is not.

but earth is, right...?

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So this is going completely off topic for the thread, but censorship is extremely important on a site like this. And freedom of speech allows a personal business (Lush) to decide what kind of product and clientele it's catering to. There are websites that wlll specialize in all the things lush will not allow. Racism, ped0 stuff, it's all out there if that's what you're in to. Demanding a business cater to all interests is going against their freedom of expression.

And frankly, if this site freely hosted those sort of stories, I think it would lose tons of its user base. Would gain some new poeple too. But is that what the people running the site want? But honestly, I think if you want to delve into the issue further, take it to the political forums (the think tank). Start a topic there, it's not on topic for this thread.

guess he wasn't interested in sticking around and and having a debate.

btw, this is pure filth. you should be ashamed of yourself.

anything that smacks of even a hint of racism, bigotry, or misogyny

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Stopping in for one of those Coke Zeros - thanks Bear!

As much as I dislike having to be on MethylPrednisolone again, today is the first day in 10 days that I didn’t wake up with a headache that felt like an ice pick being jammed above my right eye. I’m hopeful!

Fingers crossed, today that all the last odds and ends get completed so we can officially open the pool tomorrow. It’s been closed since the storm surge from Hurricane Helene last September 26th (23 weeks and 3 days ago). What a journey it has been. There is still so much to do, but it’s been a constant stream of contractors these past 2 weeks which has been wonderful to see. The concrete work is finished, the new lawn irrigation system is about half installed, the new pool furniture is here (I’m overseeing the placement of the 30 loungers and 24 chairs I ordered before Christmas that finally arrived last week), and the temporary fence with a gate is in place thanks to my wonderful hubby who stepped up when no contractor was available to build it. Praying for good weather tomorrow. I’d love to be able to take my brother for a swim without having to traipse over to the condo two places to the south of us. He’s been watching the progress every day and saying, “Pretty soon.”

Well that is all I have to babble about. But if any guy is feeling baffled about how to add a little spice to the sex life or how to get the Mrs. in the mood, check out my latest story, Dear Mistress Kat (link in my signature bar below). Thanks! 💋

TGIF all y’all!

Prednisone makes me crazy. The mood swings are intense. Better than the alternative though. Hang in there, love. 🤎🤎🤎

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That's it, I'm going to write an erotica tale set in a lingerie shop with a bunch of women all getting fitted for new bras and cup sizes and strap lengths are going to abound. Won't be nary a paragraph nor a bit o' dialogue without a body measurement of some sort.

Keep me updated. This, i want to read. lol

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Yup, unless you’ve verified by real-time video or phone, or know someone you trust who can vouch for the person, you never REALLY know who you are talking to on here.

I am a bot btw. Had you all fooled.🤣