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Quote by JamesLlewellyn
Sorry folks, I discovered a bug in my spreadsheet – I left out one of the late entries. It only had 19 comments, although it had 3,901 views, titled "He Wanted Me to Meet His Wife".

My apologies for the oversight, but it doesn't change a whole lot. Here's the updated rankings:




Please remember that these are NOT the final standings. This is just part of the criteria the judges use to create a short list. The final awards are drawn from the short list, but assessed for quality, not just the numbers associated with each story. Therefore treat this list with a great deal of caution!



who the fuck are you again? i must have missed the memo where Nicola put you in charge of shit. if anyone wants to know, this is why i rarely enter comps these days. they're supposed to be fun and yet, people keep going out of their way to suck the fun out of them. going back in my cave now.
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have officially changed the word count for micros from 100 to 95. you're welcome.
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Quote by utterchaos
Can I just check that true stories are okay? Changed names etc. I'm 1000 words in...

I did something totally idiotic in my younger years (18) and moved 100 miles just so I could fuck someone based off a picture. It was literally an overnight decision ? I was reckless at that age...

It worked out good though and lots of fun was had ?


true stories are not only okay, but really juicy to read when they talk about the foolish things that you've done.
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Just officially the last on the list of Oscar nominated films. Minari.
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Quote by BlkSugarbaby
I am aware this site does not allow fanfic but is using a fantasy world considered a fanfic? Example - I write a story using the fantasy world of Oz but my characters are original. Yes, there may be some minor run-in with the existing characters created by Frank Baum such as the wicked witch or Dorothy or the munchkins but they are just minor mentions of them for interaction with my characters.

Thank you


Oz would be considered general domain (120 years after date of creation which was, for the Wizard of Oz 1900), so if that's your intent, go for it.
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Quote by Osman


I appreciate your optimism, but honestly I can't see any right winger sitting through 4 hours of this without seeing it as an attack on "whiteness."

Haha... for a moment there, I actually deluded myself into thinking that right wingers actually watch documentaries.

Unless they are made by Dinesh D'souza.


were you aware that, in San Diego, CA, they recently had a "white lives matter" rally? you can't make this shit up. btw, i do think you're wrong. i am sure that right wingers watch docs. Duck Dynasty did pretty good in the ratings, if i recall. smile
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Quote by Osman
The War On Democracy



It shows how the US since 1945 has attempted the overthrow of over 50 other national governments (most of which were democratically elected) in favor of US corporate interests.




you should check this one out too, if you haven't already. my understanding, btw, is that there will be a "girl's state" doc released as well which mirrors this one. hoping that's true.

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was anyone else thinking "batman" when they first say the Canadian tee? Also, i thought it was totally a village people navy uni at first glance at the US. as much as I like funky, yeah, the Canadian one has to go.
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Quote by Osman



PS: If you are a fan of Tucker Carlson, you will probably be triggered by this one...


as always, i hope that they actually watch it instead of making a decision based on what they think it's about, and watch it was an open mind. my optimism showing again even though i'm sure it's misplaced.
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at present, all of your submitted stories have been published.
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Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS





Active.







she's actually very sweet.
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Exterminate all the Brutes explains, in the most heartbreaking and creative terms, how white supremacy has been the single most destructive force since before its official designation--not only in terms of how those deemed white have wreaked havoc upon all those it deems inferior (chief among those the indigenous populations of every continent), but also how unceasingly successful it has been at getting us to carry out its whims for it, as we turn on each other and on ourselves.

A necessary testimony. An essential witnessing.
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Quote by CarltonStJames


Absolute classic this one. Track 2 on the album too! Would always get me hype while I'm driving. Can't forget the approving head-nods of fellow millennials and a few Gen-Xers as I passed them while playing it.

Hope everyone's day's been good though.


word. hole in my heart at his passing. sad sad day.
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Quote by adele

If Lush would just limit the number of times a person could win and place in a comp to perhaps once in a six month period, then the competitions actually would draw newer writers and even some of us who have quit entering for the most part. Then you could still enter and people could enjoy your writing, which in my opinion (and that of many others) has become quite good (and a far cry from your earliest poems... ).


this just in. Mike Phelps only allowed to swim in every other olympics. thing is, it would be pretty awesome to beat Phelps in a race. that's what people should go for. if we dumb down the field, all we're doing is saying 'well, the rest of you guys aren't very good, so we'll make it easier for you.'

personally, i want to win by beating the best. i don't want to win because the best aren't allowed to enter. that's just me. i mean maybe we should just pick 3 random winners from everyone who enters from now on?

frankly, i am sick of the complaints. we run the comps as fairly as we can, we do them as talent contests and not popularity contests, we hand out pretty nice prizes, and we put a lot of work into them. at this point i'm on the verge of suggesting dropping them, since they seem to cause everyone such angst.

yes, i know a lot of people have complaints. i get to see most of them or at least hear about them. to all of you? knock it off. it's tiresome. you don't like the comps, don't enter. some of the other sites base them solely on voting, which means the winners will always be well established writers. here, there is room for people new to the comps, new to the site, to win. it's happened more than once. it will happen again. why? because they write a story that knocks it out of the ballpark.

(i'd like to point out that i did this without swearing once. pretty impressive, right?) smile
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Quote by GrushaVashnadze

I'm fifteen inches long.
In centimetres.


European centimetres or Canadian centimeters?
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Quote by NicolasBelvoir
OK, fair point. But some of the women here are to blame as well. One recently wrote what she claimed was a true story about being gangbanged by men who were all 12 inches.


personally, anyone under 13 doesn't make the cut for me. give me that extra inch, baby! smile
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Quote by Magical_felix
What’s ..winter?


*Dreamy sigh* i remember those days. omg! it's dipped below 70! lol
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cooler temps mean more snuggling, cuddling, and sex, so yeah, we don't over do it on the temp. about 65F usually. just make sure you wear suitable clothes for it and it's comfy. I've always worn socks and my hoody when inside, so it's not that big a deal. smile
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Quote by verity100
Dear moderators, I already have a story awaiting approval. Am I allowed to enter the competition whilst it’s still pending? Thank you, regards, Verity.


we would prefer you wait to send in your comp entry after the one pending is published, thanks. smile we tend to push comp entires through faster to make sure everyone has a fair shot at it, so there shouldn't be any issue with the deadline.
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Quote by jjf68
though i don't exactly consider myself a beatles "fan," there are still so many that are tough to pick from. i heard "let it be" on the radio yesterday and i think that may be the winner for me.


no. you're wrong. giggles. biggrin
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Quote by CumGirl


I'm probably being a bit dumb, so you can use characters or a format you've developed in a series just as long as the story itself works as a standalone entity?

Have I got that right? If not, I've got a 5000 word story going free to a good home.


it should be fine as long as you don't attach a series tag to the story. if you'd like, once the comp is over, you can go back and add it at a later date.
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Quote by JamesLlewellyn

But fun. And intriguing. Nika's a fascinating woman, and while it seems like a contradiction to say a natural submissive is also a very strong person, it actually isn't. I think you may have to be stronger to be a sub than a Dom, but I'm not sure. Any thoughts, Rach?


lol speaking as a sub involved in a RL D/s relationship? i wouldn't say stronger, but certainly not a pushover. smile
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Quote by Wet_n_willing
Happy Easter, everyone! Hope it's a beautiful day where you are too. A big cup of BB's finest to get things started, then I'll join in.

Did some reading on some great stories in a few free moments (as Kimmi knows...) but otherwise haven't made it by for a couple of days, out of town guests kept us occupied. They were our first since this mess started, it was nice. Missed everyone!

Good to see (I guess!) that everyone hates editing as much as I do! James, Carlton, Scott, Kimmi... I think I'll just assume its universal. I probably don't actually edit enough and proofread too much, and still the moderators wind up fixing a few things. I'll keep working at it as long as I keep writing I'm sure. My goal is to get one through without a single correction!
Some good tips here from Bill and the gang, thanks.


there are some who love editing. i am not one of them. i actually stopped doing it years ago.
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Quote by scottob1234


Merry Easter

Throws Kit Kat’s at m & m’s at you.

Sweet


*flings a bunny at your head*
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Quote by Magical_felix


I’ll try not to screw that up.

No promises though.


i give you until Tuesday.
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Quote by CarltonStJames


I guess I have to look at it like an action movie. Sure, they all have shootouts and fight scenes. But the characters are different, feelings are different, and even the reasons are different. I'll try to think of it this way.


FYI, we frown on shooting your sex partner in the middle of... whatever it is they're doing.
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Quote by VioletVixen


I fucking adore using cunt and cock, and all the other filthy fucking fuckwords.

...Wait, didn't we already do this schtick?


i challenge you to write a flash fiction piece using a single fuckward and only using it once.
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