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Sorry, I misunderstood. Stupid of me.
go stand in the corner with Fuzzy.
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I just saw this. I'd guess there is truth in that, possibly driven by available jobs in the field. On the other hand, Los Angeles, California has the 4th largest Canadian population of any North American city. We export a lot of the smart ones for the benefit of all humanity.
you should send us a few moose too, just for kicks.
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Quote by JamesLlewellyn
Michelle is our resident witch.
No, really. That's right, witch. Really.
Ok, don't believe me. You'll see when she gets back…
Meanwhile, have a drink on me.
Glad to see you're settling in! When's your next story, fair lady?
p.s. So glad you and Sara (Denim_daisy) are getting on. She's a lovely person, too!
as opposed to me, the resident bitch.
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Quote by Wet_n_willing
While I have you all here...Is there a different meaning to MMF vs MFM? And so on for the other combinations or are the letters random order? I probably should know that!
i have often wondered the very same thing but have been, to this point, too lazy to look it up. let me know what you find out, if you do and don't count on me to suddenly become less lazy.
edit: looked it up
MMF is a threesome with Male/Male contact included. Hence, the two M's touching each other in the descriptor.MFM is the designation for a threesome with two guys and a girl where there is NO Male/Male contact (aside from the incidental stuff that happens on occasion) and where none is wanted.
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Quote by Curdis
Hi everyone, last night we laid in bed and came across a couple, we were so hot for them and were able to download one of their pictures having a threesome that is publicly available in their gallery..
We closed all tabs unfortunately and spent a good time of the day searching for them again without any luck. Are we allowed to upload the picture here and ask members to help find them? Their faces are hidden, someone should be able to identify her tattoos as all her pics show them...
We really need to read up more about them, they were soo hot!
i am fairly sure that people don't want you posting pictures they've sent you in public forums, faces hidden or not. if they want to contact you again, i am sure they will.
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Quote by utterchaos
Congratulations to all the poetry comp winners, runners up, and everyone else who entered! I read some amazing poems, and I'm in awe at the talent.
It's Mother's Day here and it's nearly 3pm, and my husband is in a flap in the kitchen trying to make me afternoon tea ? Few hours late...
Always a difficult day for me. I have a mother who isn't great. In fact she hasn't even met my youngest who is 4 now. I've sent her a gift anyway, but I doubt I'll hear much from her.
I'm currently trying to finish my chapter, and I'm struggling with the opening. I wrote something but it doesn't work at all, but the rest is mostly done. I'm toying with the idea of doing a few short scenarios connected to my series, light hearted, maybe slightly ridiculous role plays etc that happen later on in a different POV.
happy mother's day, Emma.
sad about your mother, but she is the one who is missing out. lol at least your getting tea, albeit late! 
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Quote by TheTravellingMan
Congratulations to the poetry comp winners and competitors - I am in awe.
And.. a drumroll and boom-tish for Curvy and her EP too - richly deserved.
Apologies for not being in much, I got a phone call from the ophthalmologist that did my eye test and asked me to come in. On Thursday, I had emergency eye surgery for a partially detached retina. I'm told it was successful, and they put a bubble of gas in my eye so no vision at all at present. I have an eye patch and my pirate 'Arrr...' is wearing thin.
No exercise for at least two weeks and no heavy lifting. I'm signed off work too. I can watch TV, and a little reading or laptop time is fine. I'm climbing the walls already and Nurse Ines is strict too (she's tapping her watch as I type - and this is blown up to 250%).
So, two English Breakfast tea's please...
welcome to the pirate club. sort of been in the same boat lately and legally blind in my right eye. working on getting ist sorted out still and trying not to over do screen time. it's hard, right? blowing mine up to 200% gives me even more mad respect for Bill, seeing as this is his norm. you get yourself a cool patch or just going with the generic hospital white?
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Quote by purplmunky
Wow, please remove the names from your signature and stop your bs white savior virtue signaling. If this is what you think about women then I cringe to imagine what you think about people of color.
dude. total sarcasm. lol sorry if you took it for my real views. anyone where who knows me at all, knows better. sorry about that.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
The cracked brain trust here at Rumplations has come up with the world's greatest handle. While available to all, it might be especially appealing to all the cute LADY-TYPE Rumplators who lean toward the submissive side of the tracks.
Inspired by all the talk of vaccines and subcutaneous injections, Rumplations is proud to present the world's most perfect, most health conscious handle .
SUB_CUTE-TANEOUS
You may now return to your usual perverted pursuits. ;)
Oh yeah, anybody want a drink?
lol i need this on a t-shirt now.
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Quote by deviantsusie
We watched Trial of the Chicago 7 last night too.. amazing film if not quite depressing but funny too.. going for a light-hearted Scottish film tonight called Only You about two people who hook up after fighting over a taxi.. takes all sorts I guess lol
some of it made me very angry, especially since it's all based on a true story, but i was a little surprised at how often it made me laugh too.
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Quote by utterchaos
Good on you getting the jab! I've booked my first one in. No idea which one because we have two being rolled out. Here, the Oxford one seems to be causing the flu-like symptoms for a few days on the first jab, and the last one isn't so bad.
i don't think anyone in the states is getting a choice. you show up, they tell you which one you're getting, that's it. I got the Phizer. first one just left me with a sore spot on my arm for a day or two. glad to hear that you're getting yours. i know you have immune issues too!
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my people are restless...
Getting vaccine shot #2 today, the one that packs a punch, so we'll see how it goes. lol To all the newcomers who are jumping in and writing stories, you guys rock. i am STILL half way through an Alice chapter, so i need to take some inspiration from everyone and just get on with it.
hope everyone enjoys their weekend. we're working our way through all the big movies that will probably be nommed for Oscars. Last night was Trial of the Chicago 7. SO good and it makes a great back to back with Judas and the Black Messiah which occurred during the same period of time and is the story of the execution (i use that word purposefully) of Fred Hampton.
next up, Nomadland. And for anyone with Disney+, i know it's an extra fee, but Raya and the Last Dragon is brilliantly good.
Getting vaccine shot #2 today, the one that packs a punch, so we'll see how it goes. lol To all the newcomers who are jumping in and writing stories, you guys rock. i am STILL half way through an Alice chapter, so i need to take some inspiration from everyone and just get on with it.
hope everyone enjoys their weekend. we're working our way through all the big movies that will probably be nommed for Oscars. Last night was Trial of the Chicago 7. SO good and it makes a great back to back with Judas and the Black Messiah which occurred during the same period of time and is the story of the execution (i use that word purposefully) of Fred Hampton.
next up, Nomadland. And for anyone with Disney+, i know it's an extra fee, but Raya and the Last Dragon is brilliantly good.
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Quote by Wet_n_willing
Yay, I got published - by Sprite even, so thank you again.But now I'm really nervous!
Is it the custom around here for me to buy the round since I have my first story up or does the house buy one for me? Either way, start pouring!
i think everyone just puts everything on Jame's tab. feel free to do the same.
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Quote by deviantsusie
Morning all.. I need a coffee.. ☕
Woke up in the middle of the night with a dreadful humming coming from somewhere.. After half an hour searching, checking attic for pipes, electrics, couldn't find where it was coming from.. Until discovered my vibrator had decided to turn itself on and was merrily humming away in the drawer under the bed
So I now have a possessed vibe.. ?
best story ever.
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Quote by JamesLlewellyn
(jumps up onto the bar, claps hands loudly)
May I have everyone's attention please! I have an annoucement!
Grace and I have decided to write about "The Night They Tried to Shut Rumples Down". You know, the absolutely true story of the orgy that broke out here ten days from now on the coming Vernal Equinox?
In order to be able to sneak this filthy story past the moderators (shut your ears, please, sprite), we need to have permission from everyone who wants to admit being found here when the cops broke in, OK?
If you could raise your hand (and preferably also PM me) to signify your permission to have your outrageous exploits, induced by the siren call of the Equinox, graphically portrayed in this tell-all, blast-the-lid off TRUE story, please do so now. If you insist, I'll even PM you the sordid details we've catalogued of your filthy, disgusting behaviour so you know what you're going to see when we expose this whole, steamy affair.
I will be repeating this announcement morning and evening for the next couple of days in order to shame all of you bad actors – and you know who you are – to cum clean (or cleanly, if the moderators had anything to say about it). YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
That's all.
(jumps down, trips, and falls into Sara's lap – accidentally, of course…)
didn't you already do this, more or less? also, my ears, and eye (singular) are always vigilant.
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Quote by VioletVixen
I do love showing off my tits. Think I'll just keep my cardigan unbuttoned and display my perky breasts if that's what it takes to wrangle Grusha deep into the dark, velvety depths of Rumps. You like that, you filthy fucking wanker? They're not even big enough for a proper boob-job much less a titty-fuck. Bet you'll still stay though. You love our fuck-talk too much.
Sincerely,
Your cunting fuckslut Violet
I knew you were going to be trouble the moment you stepped in the door.
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this is an adult site and we won't publish anything that of objectionable content, ie, containing elements of non-consent, , , torture, extreme violence, or racism. the stories are fiction. if someone has an issue with a particular category, they should just skip reading it. simple as that.
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Quote by CuriousAnnie
I like it to be honest, it adds to the feeling of the story and characterization. I will happily use google if I don't know the word, indeed I love writers like Tam and Wannabewordsworth when they introduce me to new words. And I do like it when French-Canadians like Chris put some French into their stories.
Mind you some have suggested that even my English is well, lets just say a bit foreign. Besotted, bush (as in forest wilderness,) doona for instance; rooting and pashing too. Sometimes I am not even aware how regional some of my expressions are lol. And I really appreciate that Lush doesn't like other sites enforce a consistency in spelling, I always use humour and arse and never humor and ass.
I used a couple of words of New Zealand Maori in Starting Over, which which seemed to work for readers; that or else Laura was the only reader who got it and everyone else was too polite to say. Sometimes there are even trans-Atlantic differences, some Europeans didn't really know the word zucchini which featured in my Zucchini and the art of Environmental Maintenance, being used to saying courgette for that vegetable.
slang, vernacular, and local colo(u)r are one thing. personally, i enjoy when (let's use you, for instance) places us smack in the middle of the story with a little bit of authenticated lingo. thing is, i can get through the story easily enough not being familiar with a word here or there. i pepper my Blondie stories with a bit of local color as well.
lo que intentamos evitar son historias en las que realmente necesitas traducir para saber lo que se dice...
what we do try to avoid is stories where you really do need to translate to know what is being said. what you have to remembers is the mods may not speak the language used, so in order to verify a story, we have to go the extra mile to translate any and all use of a language foreign to us.
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Quote by VioletVixen
"Oh, sorry, let me fix that for you," said wannabe fuck-writer, Violet, whose fucking bright pink, silky smooth wavy fuck-hair sat tied with a fucked-out green elastic hair tie in a messy bun atop her petite motherfucking head, her pinker pert fucklips pursed with subtle admiration for the fucking anonymous, witty fuck-writers of the fucking tawdry, steamy Lush fucksite, a dash of dewy perspiration leaking from her makeup-less fuck-holes.
Is that better, Grusha?
I am so turned on right now.
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Quote by delacruzinforjosh
I know people here are going to be into the sexual aspects. It's why I probably won't be looking here if I decide to try it.
...but it still seems like it's rare to find people like me who would only be interested in the nonsexual aspects cause I only found, maybe, a handful of relevant things to read. I feel like I've hit a dead end.
have you ever looked into Cuddle Therapy? it's a thing. might want to at least check it out.