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I really would like to find the time to write in Eliot's memory, I have an idea so we will see.

i am going to hold you to that.

Just got word that the Canadians are building a wall to keep us out.

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I am off to make my six calls a day to Senators and Representatives.

Or what is known as foreplay at casa de sprite

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Good morning from Canada, land of the free. Coffee for me please, I need a lot of energy for my new political career. Canadians starting booing the US national anthem before sports events over the weekend. Rest assured we are not booing nice Americans, we are booing the Cheeto. Sorry.

Some of us Americans have started booing the anthem as well. Feel free to join in

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No, only Kwanzaa is cancelled.

not just kwanza. MLK, holocaust day, black history month, women's history month, pride, juneteeth for starters...

Washington state today joined 21 other states suing the Trump administration over its illegal freeze of broad swaths of federal financial assistance, which directly threatens the health and safety of Washingtonians reliant on a variety of federally funded programs by potentially withholding billions in funds from the state.

The direction issued Monday by the federal Office of Management and Budget to pause financial assistance programs could impact childcare and special education grants, highway planning and construction dollars, energy cost assistance rebates, substance abuse treatment, and nursing care for veterans, among other programs (such as programs for victims of domestic violence).

Holiday observations that are being put "on Pause"

A place for posting all the wonderful changes the new admin is putting in place.

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Welcome to the Year of the Snake! And no, that's not a political comment. Calling politicians "snakes" is insulting to snakes, who are marvels of evolution. I am a snake myself and proud of it. Anyone else (if your age at next birthday is evenly divisible by 12, you were born in the Year of the Snake)?

Good morning and Happy Lunar New Year!

Irish Breakfast and a bear claw. The dessert, not the long sharp thing on James' paw.

i am a dog. that said, the first person who refers to me as a bitch better have on their running shoes

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That just sucks out loud. I'm sorry to hear that. 😡

not a surprise. still it's just... i don't even have the words.

More of those Irish coffee thing, please. Skip the coffee part. Our funding is being officially cut in July. Apparently Elon musk's need of SS uniforms outweighs the need for women to have a safe place to go. God bless amerikkka.

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Coffee please. Plus a gummie for science. I'm in a great mood. Playfully spanks Sprite's sexy butt. Runs for the rear exit.

casually shoots you in the back with a taser before you clear the door.

irish coffee. plural. and keep them coming and stay clear. i am in a bad mood this morning.

after once more being accused of mod favoritism, I have decided not to enter this or any future comps. thanks very much for finding a way to fuck up my day. sincerely, Rachel.

What about limericks?

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Jen --

Are we to post offerings here? Or will there a more formal announcement and instructions coming?

It will be handled like our normal comps, Kistin. Just make sure to check the comp tag when submitting.

Tell him happy b-day for me. lol and of course he's awesome. he has an awesome mom, after all

Quote by RowanThorn

Does it have to be a specific Bill the Goat or can we do our own original spin on him?

An interpretation would be fine. Baaaa

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AH, no I didn't! If you don't mind ^^;

Taken care of

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Hihi, I'm Marmar! I am a writer, and I submitted a story a few days ago that is still under review, and I'm not sure if I submitted it correctly or not. It's a chapter story, but I didn't put anything for "series." Should I have? Also, my first chapter had no erotica in it (the rest will). Is that a bad thing?

Sorry, completely new to the site ^^;

If it's a series, and the rest will be erotica, having an introductory chapter with no sex is fine. Just make sure you add a "no sex" tag. If you didn't, go ahead and msg me and I'll. Take care of it for you. 🙂

btw, this story gets a seal of spritely approval

so... new comp coming or what? how about if all stories have to have Bill the Goat as a character?

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Here? 😋

Could be. Pointed with my middle finger, btw

Quote by janesweet

fuck right off into the sunset you blistering festering boil on the ass of humanity

go and kiss your orange god's ass

Congratulations. You have just won the diplomacy award of the year. Smh.

Over there points

to be honest, there are a lot of other fixes and changes that rank far above this one so yeah, if it happens, it's not going to be soon. sorry about that, but it's not really a hot issue at present.

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I question the validity of your results, given the number of SS entries the blue team is assured of a score greater than zero. 😋

Coffee for me please. Those nanaimo bars look delicious but I shall resist.

i am guessing it will be a negative number.

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It's not the score in the middle of the game that counts, it's the score at the end.

Besides, I'm not sure you didn't just make that up. Can you count all the way to five?

nobody likes a poor loser.

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It’s very simple. Okay, simple-adjacent. Best average score wins. 1st place = 1, 2nd place = 2, 3rd place = 3, top ten = 4, unplaced = 5.

Add up the scores, divide by the number of team members. No, not that kind of member.

Hi everyone. Hope the day is treating you well. A coffee please.

red team currently has a score of 5. blue team currently has a score of 0. red team wins.