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We're all friends here. No one is going to pour chocolate on their gorgeous bottom and sashay into Rump's and tell you that you can't have any! Just know that I get first dibs! 😉 I mean, c'mon... It's chocolate... and Kimmi's bum.
Just make sure you save some for the rest of us.
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thank you for the quick reply. OK, I think I hit all of those points. I'l submit it and see what the mods say. Just tightening up a few things and I will re-review it with those points in mind. TY!!
Thanks for checking before hand, btw. And please make sure the tags reflect this, ie CNC. That is for the mods as much as readers. It's not any fun to get surprised by as a mid 
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(Dropping off cupcakes, some are cream-filled, others not.
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It’s my birthday, but let’s just keep that a secret amongst us, please. I just wanted to share some yummy cupcakes with y’all.
I’ll be in storeroom 4, playing with my boy toys. :D
Happy birthday, beautiful
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Not sure if this is the right place to ask. What are the rules for stories with a fantasy 'punishment' theme? Things along the lines of a medieval setting where a nun and a workman are caught in flagrante delicto and are to be punished in the village square. (which could involve anything from whippings to being forced to perform sex acts). In a way any sort of 'punishment' fantasy has a NC element.
I have a variety of stories (the first one which is totally vanilla is still waiting for review (no rush)), but I don't want to break site rules or offend anyone with some of the more edgy, or fantasy BDSM themed stories.
Its completely OK if the sort of fantasy scene above doesn't meet site standards, I can stick with the more vanilla stories here.
Being forced to perform sexual acts falls under the nonconsent rule and is therefore a huge no-no.
just a note. when you submit a story, please make sure that it is ready to publish. too many stories are sent in with multiple issues concerning TOS and grammar. that means we have to mod them, return them with a detailed list of issues that need to be addressed, and then mod them again when they are re-submitted. in other words, we have to do the work twice or sometimes more. thanks!
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I appreciate your mod work, Kat! ❤️It’s a thankless job and we authors tend to think all our stuff is the shizzle when in truth it needs work. Hahaha! Get your paddle out when we get outta line.
your stuff is the shizzle. wish i could say that about some of the other entires we get, though.
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I wish there was a story writer's membership. I don't care about the chat rooms or cams or HD videos. I care about spamming the site with my erotic fantasies for like-minded individuals to read and appreciate, so that my brain can make with the happy chemicals as I read each new comment over and over again obsessively.
I don't know if this is possible but I will be happy to draw attention to your query. 🙂
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Morning, Rumpies
Big squishy hugs to you, Kat! Hang in there! ❤️
I have a huge project install this weekend. Hoping it goes well. Hope it’s over before the Super Bowl commercials start!
Last week to get a poem in! Looking at you LYFBUZ, Annie, and Sprite!
Enjoy your weekend, peeps! :)
Do naughty things!
Love y’all!
Yep, not happening. I am officially done with comps.
FYI - if you feel the need to actually do something...
There are two things that we should be doing all the time right now, and they're by far the most important things.
You should NOT be bothering with online petitions or emailing.
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1) The best thing you can do to be heard and get your congressperson to pay attention is to have face-to-face time — if they have town halls, go to them. Go to their local offices. If you're in DC, try to find a way to go to an event of theirs. Go to the "mobile offices" that their staff hold periodically (all these times are located on each congressperson's website). When you go, ask questions. A lot of them. And push for answers. The louder and more vocal and present you can be at those the better.
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2) But those in-person events don't happen every day. So, the absolute most important thing that people should be doing every day is calling.
YOU SHOULD MAKE 6 CALLS A DAY:
2 each (DC office and your local office) to your 2 Senators & your 1 Representative.
Calls are what all the congresspeople pay attention to. Every single day, the Senior Staff and the Senator get a report of the 3 most-called-about topics for that day at each of their offices (in DC and local offices), and exactly how many people said what about each of those topics. They're also sorted by zip code and area code.
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Republican callers generally outnumber Democrat callers 4-1, and when it's a particular issue that single-issue-voters pay attention to (like gun control, or planned parenthood funding, etc...), it's often closer to 11-1, and that's recently pushed Republican congressmen on the fence to vote with the Republicans. In the last 8 years, Republicans have called, and Democrats haven't.
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So, when you call:
A) When calling the DC office, ask for the Staff member in charge of whatever you're calling about ("Hi, I'd like to speak with the staffer in charge of Healthcare, please") — local offices won't always have specific ones, but they might. If you get transferred to that person, awesome. If you don't, that's ok — ask for that person's name, and then just keep talking to whoever answered the phone. Don't leave a message (unless the office doesn't pick up at all — then you can — but it's better to talk to the staffer who first answered than leave a message for the specific staffer in charge of your topic). Give them your zip code. They won't always ask for it, but make sure you give it to them, so they can mark it down. Extra points if you live in a zip code that traditionally votes for them, since they'll want to make sure they get/keep your vote.
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If you can make it personal, make it personal. "I voted for you in the last election and I'm worried/happy/whatever" or "I'm a teacher, and I am appalled by Betsy DeVos," or "as a single mother" or "as a white, middle class woman," or whatever.
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C) Pick 1-2 specific things per day to focus on. Don't rattle off everything you're concerned about — they're figuring out what 1-2 topics to mark you down for on their lists. So, focus on 1-2 per day. Ideally something that will be voted on/taken up in the next few days, but it doesn't really matter — even if there's not a vote coming up in the next week, call anyway. It's important that they just keep getting calls.
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D) Be clear on what you want — "I'm disappointed that the Senator..." or "I want to thank the Senator for their vote on... " or "I want the Senator to know that voting in _____ way is the wrong decision for our state because... " Don't leave any ambiguity.
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E) They may get to know your voice/get sick of you — it doesn't matter. The people answering the phones generally turn over every 6 weeks anyway, so even if they're really sick of you, they'll be gone in 6 weeks.
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From experience since the election: If you hate being on the phone & feel awkward (which is a lot of people) don't worry about it — there are a bunch of scripts (Indivisible has some, there are lots of others floating around these day). After a few days of calling, it starts to feel a lot more natural.
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Put the 6 numbers in your phone (all under P – Politician.) An example is McCaskill MO, Politician McCaskill DC, Politician Blunt MO, etc., which makes it really easy to click down the list each day.
This just in (and i wish i was making this up) we're Going to turn Gaza into a US territory and kick all the Palestinians out.
“The U.S. will take over the Gaza Strip, and we will do a job with it, too. We'll own it and be responsible for dismantling all of the dangerous unexploded bombs and other weapons on the site. Level the site and get rid of the destroyed buildings. Level it out,"
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BYOC – Bring Your Own Condoms!
Oh, and you'll need to help clean up afterward, or Lady Jay will nail your hide to the wall. She brooks no (unauthorized) nonsense!
Think of Queen Elizabeth but with more personality.
Ok, moving the party to Bonnie's place. I hear her standards are lower. Lol
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I have two people living in a four bedroom house so, yeah, come on up to the land of the free. Not sure my wife would be down with it, though, so you'll have to pretend you're a long-lost cousin or business associate or something.😊
after party orgy at Scooter's house!
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Nonsense, Kimmi. You can stay with Lady Jay and me at Casa Bear – but Jay is allergic to cats, so we'll have to find someplace for Buttercup. Perhaps we can renovate the Pool House and you can stay there.
We'll figure something.
Orgy at Jame's house! Everyone's invited!
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I really would like to find the time to write in Eliot's memory, I have an idea so we will see.
i am going to hold you to that.
I cannot comprehend fundamentalism. It's fundamentally wrong. Johnny Rotten
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Good morning from Canada, land of the free. Coffee for me please, I need a lot of energy for my new political career. Canadians starting booing the US national anthem before sports events over the weekend. Rest assured we are not booing nice Americans, we are booing the Cheeto. Sorry.
Some of us Americans have started booing the anthem as well. Feel free to join in
Washington state today joined 21 other states suing the Trump administration over its illegal freeze of broad swaths of federal financial assistance, which directly threatens the health and safety of Washingtonians reliant on a variety of federally funded programs by potentially withholding billions in funds from the state.
The direction issued Monday by the federal Office of Management and Budget to pause financial assistance programs could impact childcare and special education grants, highway planning and construction dollars, energy cost assistance rebates, substance abuse treatment, and nursing care for veterans, among other programs (such as programs for victims of domestic violence).
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Welcome to the Year of the Snake! And no, that's not a political comment. Calling politicians "snakes" is insulting to snakes, who are marvels of evolution. I am a snake myself and proud of it. Anyone else (if your age at next birthday is evenly divisible by 12, you were born in the Year of the Snake)?
Good morning and Happy Lunar New Year!
Irish Breakfast and a bear claw. The dessert, not the long sharp thing on James' paw.
i am a dog. that said, the first person who refers to me as a bitch better have on their running shoes
