Happy Birthday, Kistin. ๐
Although I don't think she pops into Rumplations very often, we should also mention KatietheWriter on becoming the 18th holder of an Ominion Badge with her latest story... KatieTheWriter's Profile ๐๐

Happy Birthday, Kistin. ๐
Although I don't think she pops into Rumplations very often, we should also mention KatietheWriter on becoming the 18th holder of an Ominion Badge with her latest story... KatieTheWriter's Profile ๐๐
Quote by AngelWorthy
Congratulations on both 100 followers & almost 25,000 views on your stories in less than 3 months. Awesome effort. I will have to take a moment or two to read said stories. For me, I haven't written anything the last few months. It's been a bit busy with work. I have a couple stories, a few micro's & many more co-authored stories/micros. My figures are all over the place. If I just count the stories/micro's that I wrote myself then I've managed a mere 35,800 views in over 4 years. So your nearly 25,000 in less than 3 months is a wonderful achievement. My Followers number has been up & down lately; moving between 420 & 430.
Hi AngelWorthy, It's nice to see that you dropped by Rump's. I don't think we chatted before, though I first stumbled on this site in 2010 and officially joined nearly 10 years ago, but I only really started being active here 3 1/4 years ago when I changed my username and started writing. I've been dropping into Rumplations for around a year. BTW: my profile is 100% accurate.
I have also travelled all over Australia. I love your country, and I do appreciate how large it is! ๐
Hi, Bear, good to see you back in. A large mug of Yorkshire tea, please.
As for us going to the Caribbean on Friday, that is still in the balance, as my wife has not quite fully recovered from the flu. Seeing the doctor tomorrow, and hopefully, they can prescribe something that can clear the persistent cough she has been left with. Fingers crossed. ๐๐
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I just realized that I hit 100 followers over the weekend! Started looking at my story stats. I joined Lush 67 days ago. Iโve published 8 stories (well, four โrealโ stories, one of which was spread across five chapters). And Iโve had almost 25,000 reads. I know that doesnโt sound like much. But I am feeling very humbled right now. ๐
Congratulations, paddlingincognito. ๐ I believe having followers is fantastic and certainly helps get more reads/likes, etc. To do that in 67 days is excellent. BTW: I have just started following you and will read a few of your stories.
For me, it took about 2 years, but things can change quickly. I wrote a short I/F series and picked up 268 followers in a month... So, I went from something like 30 to around 300 followers in one month based on those 4 stories. I always wondered if that was a monthly Lush follower record. ๐ณ
Thanks for opening up Lion, I have not seen Bear, but if I could have a mug of Yorkshire tea, please. Thank you. ๐
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good morning all. After taking time for myself this holiday I had a chance to reflect and remember and decide what I wanted to do moving forward. I love Tennessee, but I have a lot of family back in California and Iโm becoming overly depressed staying here and staring at the walls so Iโve decided to sell the house and move back to California. Iโve already spoken to my family about it and theyโre very excited to give me home and with my new grand niece there I canโt wait to see her.
Iโm still not sure if Iโm gonna write anytime soon thatโll just be as the mood strikes but I appreciate all the support Iโve gotten from everybody here
Safe travels, David. I hope the sale and move go smoothly.... Do stay in touch! ๐
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Well, David, in the first place, this is Rumps, or Rumplations, not Rumpees.
And we are Rumps Regulars, so pay attention โ there'll be a quiz after you've had five or six tequilas.
Meanwhile โ congratulations! And your money's no good here tonight โ while you're soberโฆ
Thank you for all those free drinks last night. I have woken up with a little bit of a sore head this morning! ๐ณ
Now what was the name of the bar again? ๐
Quote by KimmiBeGood
One of FuzzyLionโs songs inspired me this morning. My first publishing of 2026 will be a poem of how one woman deals with heartache from men. The cover though was created with our own Kat in mind. I see her as a strong, sexy woman! I hope you like my cover, Kat!
Kimmi, there is a flaw with your cover! ๐ณ It would be the men with the heartache if they broke up with a woman as attractive (read hot & sexy) as the one portrayed on the cover. I have to say, I have no idea how you made such a wonderful cover. Now I look forward to reading your poem.
I wasn't going to drop by Rumpee's today, but I got something to celebrate: 500 Lush followers. ๐
So drinks ๐ท๐บ are on me.
My wife is still in bed with the flu (or something like it), but I did make it for a couple of hours to our youngest daughter, who took over hosting our New Year's Party at short notice. Tomorrow, I will start taking our Christmas decorations down. Christmas will then be officially over for us.
I should not have been dropping into Rumpee's, or is it Rumpie's today? Instead, I should be "helping" in the preparation for our annual New Year's party. Guests arriving in 90 minutes. But alas, we had to cancel, as my wife has gone down with something approaching the flu. First time we had to cancel hosting anything in the 38 years we have lived here. Luckily, our youngest daughter has taken up the slack and is now hosting. I might join them for an hour if my wife is well enough to be left at home.
Kat, I feel sorry for your neighbour. I know, like others here, what Alzheimerโs is like. It took 14 years to fully take my mother, not helped by the lack of support/care homes in the UK.
I wish everyone dropping by Rumpees a Happy New Year. ๐
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I'm feeling a little trapped by my screen/author name and am thinking of changing it to something less genre-specific. Any thoughts?
I can see why you're thinking this, and I did have another (now forgotten) screen name before I started writing. I chose something non-specific and actually meaningless. If/when I publish a book, I might change it again.
If you change it, 2bespanked, I would suggest (at least for a while) putting formally 2bespanked under your new author name. Where I have "having fun," as you do have a presence here at LushStories. ๐
Thank you for running this competition, Kimmi. ๐ I believe it is 74 words, all true, of course! ๐
Dry
โIโm not touching alcohol this January,โ I confidently state.
โItโs my New Yearโs resolution!โ
My wife gives me a knowing smile.
At the pub, my wife, our friends, all drinking, having fun.
I sit there, watching, nursing my Yorkshire tea.
Once home, my naked wife lies there, legs spread, inviting.
I climb between them, my ten-inch cock erect, primed.
She rolls to one side, legs closed, and gigglesโฆ
โIโm having a dry January too!โ
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Morning, Rumpies
Kimmi has a new yearโs request for the Canadians in the barโฆ could youโฆ would youโฆ pleaseโฆ keep your arctic vortex shit to yourselves!
Thank you
I'm chuckling ๐คฃ no arctic vortexes over here, although it is turning colder. Maybe a lot colder next week. The good news for us is we're off at the end of that to the Caribbean for a couple of weeks... Never been before, so not sure what to expect... apart from warm weather. ๐ Loved the photo, Kimmi and the hat! ๐
A mug of Yorkshire Tea, please, Bear. Thank you.
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Now that the competition's use-by date has been extended, please find some time to read and comment upon some of the wonderful Advent-tide stories that our talented and very naughty authors have come up with. I've noticed that we have quite a few first-time entrants this time around - well done to you. Let's give as much love and encouragement as possible to as many of our contributors as we can.
I couldn't agree more, Piquet... ๐ And I would just like to add, give every author a chance, read their stories and don't be put off by the standard they write to. There are some crackers in the list. A few that were very "unique" and at least a couple that had me laughing out loud. ๐ณ๐คฃ๐
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Never understood the appeal of a sports team named after a warehouse for weapons.๐๐
(Kidding)
Actually, Seeker4, you are not far out. The football team originated in the 19th century at a huge ordnance factory in Woolwich, on the south side of the River Thames, near Greenwich. Just Google the Royal Arsenal. There is a lot of history. My father also did his engineering apprenticeship there. ๐
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I love both! Granted, my beloved Packers are self-destructing. Itโs kinda embarrassing. However, my other โfootballโ club, Arsenal, is still at the top of the table. Granted, theyโve got a brutal three matches coming up over the next 12 days.
Another Arsenal supporter who loves football โฝ๏ธ and enjoys American Football ๐... I hope you feel better soon. A cup of Yorkshire Tea and a doughnut, please, Bear. ๐
I hope you all had a good Christmas and are enjoying the holiday season. ๐
This would have been our first one with none of our 3 adult children at home (they are all in their late 20s), so it was looking to be a quiet one. However, my wife organised it, and we have been travelling to see extended family, playing quizzes, and, according to her, stopping me from turning into a hermit, as I spend too long on the computer. ๐๐
Anyway, I'm off to a music quiz this afternoon/evening, held in a brewery, so just a cup of Yorkshire Tea when you open up Bear, Fuzzy. ๐
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@Kat: I had an idea. Want me to post a review on her story saying she stole story from original author Techgoddess on Lushstories?
Just a quick question... Has it been checked that it is the whole book(s) that has been plagiarised?
Quite a while ago, an author I used to follow on another site had one of his books copied (badly, as there were a couple of pages missing) on SmashWords. They (or the imposter author) removed it quickly after the original author complained. Hopefully, the outcome will be the same here. I wish you good luck, Kat...
Separately... Merry Christmas, Kat!
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Having a shitty day. I'd like a very large glass of Moscato.
I just spent time reporting that an author named Elaine Phillips stole and published Hot Wife Hotel and The Office Whore in October and November of 2020 on Amazon. I am so angry.
I'm so sorry to hear this, Kat.
Hopefully, Amazon will take the books down quickly, although I notice they are still there being sold on the Amazon UK site this morning. Let me know if there is anything I can do to help you, and try not to let this spoil your Christmas. Hugs.
I didn't realise the Chiefs weren't in Kansas (the state), nor that the city of Kansas was split between two states. I just looked at a map!
BTW: If you want to read something wacky in a good way, try this story: Big It had me chuckling. ๐๐คฃ
A mug of Yorkshire, please, Bear. Thank you.
PS: Hope your son recovers quickly, Kimmi and is with you soon. ๐
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We had a wonderful family cruise. So many fabulous moments! I will treasure that time forever.
I'm back on dry land and still have my son's family with us until tomorrow morning.
I know I have several comp stories from Rumpies to read, and I will get to them in the next day or so.
Bear and Ape for sure... if there are others I missed, drop me a message.
I am not back to modding until tomorrow.
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Good to have you back, Kat, and I am pleased to hear the cruise went fabulously. ๐
Both Ape's and Bear's stories are really good. I enjoyed them and have said as much.
While I am here, Bear, a mug of Yorkshire Tea, please. Thank you. ๐
Good Morning/Afternoon, Rumpee's. I have just dropped in to say hi, as the bar seems lively. Cup of uncle Joe for me, please, Bear... Thank you. ๐ BTW... Mild but wet in the South of England at the moment.
Yesterday, I decided not to try and publish any more stories in 2025. And as I am away for the last 3 weeks of January, and the moderators (maybe) are taking a well-earned break from 25th Dec to the 5th Jan, then my next story will appear in February 2026. ๐ Hopefully. ๐ Today I am just tidying up a few finished stories that will appear then.
It would be a lovely Christmas present if this minor but irritating issue were fixed. ๐๐
The number of times I commented on a newer member's story, they like my comment, then like it again the next day, and the next... I then end up messaging them, letting them know it is a well-known issue. Does the same happen on SS?
Currently, I am writing more stories for my "Cash in Hand" series, although this will stop soon. My wife said, "I was turning into a hermit," ๐ so she upped our Christmas social calendar. Then we are away on holiday for much of January.
It will probably be February before my next story appears. Then I will be writing a trans story and a supernatural story to complete my Opinium badge. I have four genres left to complete, but I have already written the medical and teen stories; they just need to be published. ๐
If you're looking for something fun and not too heavy to read over the Festive period, why not try my "Cash In Hand" series of stories? It contains 7 separate stories, following John and Janet Jones as they move through life. If nothing else, have read the comments (the series has been well-received).
He is the link to the first story: Cash In Hand 1 - "A Job Opening?" - Part 1 Of 2
A job opportunity, which if accepted, might come with its own rewards...
UniformQuote by sprite
just a little heads up for everyone here. the comp is closing on Dec 24th. get your submissions in. we are discussing closing down the queue from the 25th to Jan 5th to give the mods a breather and a chance to enjoy the holidays. it's pretty much going to happen. so make sure you get your stories in before then. or, if you want to be nice to us, wait for january. thanks! this is not official yet, and yes, i am very good to all of you, so feel free to appreciate me lol xxx
Thank you for the heads up, Sprite. ๐ Another here who appreciates what the moderators do. Enjoy the break, and of course, the holidays. ๐
Bear rejected? Must be for too many words, surely. ๐ If it makes you feel any better, I once had an early microstory rejected for not being original enough. A very subjective call, I thought, but maybe the right one, as I went away and wrote something way better. ๐
I do recommend reading Carlton's story and Ape. It is time to push that submit button. You can only polish a story so much before you start wearing it out. ๐๐
A mug of Yorkshire Tea, please, Bear. Thank you, from an increasingly damp UK.
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You are certainly not alone, Dave, I'm averaging two stories a day with more on the weekend - and loving it. Well done all. Read, like, and comment and show our authors that all of their/our hard work is appreciated.
When you wake up from your down-under slumber, Piquet, you may find you need to up your daily reading quota, as we are into the sixties for comp entries now. ๐ณ๐คฃ๐คฃ