There is one way to guarantee that you win... That is to write it into your Simulation competition story. 😊
In your story, you could, because the judges liked it so much, be the winner, second and third. Get a like from every Lush member and, of course, a positive comment with it.
The only plot hole: proving it wasn't all a dream! 😈🤣
It has been a while since I posted an update here on what I am working on, although it has not really changed in the last year! 😳🙄🤣 I do enjoy writing long, character-based erotica, so my projects tend to be long! 😈
Currently, I am around halfway through my second "Cash in Hand" novel, originally titled "Cash in Hand 2". It is set in the fictional town of Somertyn and features John and Janet (JJ) Jones and two older lecherous men who own the Somertyn Manor and the estate that goes with it...
Have a read of the story comments; it's been well received by the members here, and because of that, it's made it a pleasure for me to write.
Anyway, that is enough said... I do post regular updates on my profile page; here are some of the up-and-coming story covers... David. 😊
This week feels like the first real week of autumn, with wind and some much-needed rain.
I look out for The Hail Mary Project, as it has been a while since I actually watched a good film.
A mug of Yorkshire tea, please, Bear. Thank you. Now off to do a little writing in the corner. 😊
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And now for something completely different… Winchester Cathedral …
Now that song, Winchester Cathedral, brings back memories... my late father used to play the drums to this (he built the drum set himself). The actual Winchester Cathedral itself is just over an hour away from me. However, I only visited it once. I would recommend the nearby Saisbury Cathedral, as it is far more impressive if you have to choose between the two.
A mug of Yorkshire tea, please, Bear, and one of those tarts. Just recovering from my first day of Grandad duty! 😊
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No worries. Life goes on... WOO-HOO! Double the joy... double the trouble! 😉🤣 Congrats to you and the new parents. Now, here's a tune that is perfect for you as a new Grandad, the new parents - and has an alternative intent for all the rest of us...
A perfect music choice, Beachgirl1959. 😊 I am sure Lion would have approved.
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It is good news, and thanks for sharing it! A welcome counterpart to the news about Carl.
So, the biggest conundrum, I found, on becoming a grandfather is … what do you want to be called?
I decided on a traditional "Grandad", but my counterparts are Grampa Bill, and Poppop.
One of Jay's cousins wound up being called "Mess," if you can believe that.
So – WHO ARE YOU?
I am going to be the same as my Dad was to our 3 children... Grandad. 😀 I will be the only grandad for them, as my son-in-law's father is not around. However, I suspect that when the twin boys reach their teenage years, they might be calling me a few other things as well as Grandad. 🤣
If you want to meet the Joneses, why not give the "Cash in Hand" series (there are two of them) a go? 😜😈
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Hiya, Rumpies.
I need a hug or three. Dad’s had worst weekend to date. The Hosparus nurse came this morning. She said Dad’s experiencing terminal agitation now. It’s unbearable to watch. We’ve all decided to stop all meds and put him on liquid morphine. We were told he might not get out of bed again now. 😢 It’s been awful to watch the Devil’s disease — Alzheimers — steal Mom and now Dad’s dignity, comfort, independence.
Lots of hugs from across the pond, Kimmie... Yes, Alzheimer's is truly the Devil's disease. 😢
First, hugs Kimmi. Lots of hugs.
Secondly, thanks for opening up Rumpies, Bear. Yes, I know it always open, and it not called Rumpies but thanks anyway. A mug of Yorkshire tea please. 😎
I’m still in Crete lounging around, nice pool by the way, Bear. We have a hot tub but that been closed all summer as it been too hot, we be opening it back up when we return home next Saturday.
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Just another day at the office for me. Yawn. I am having my Thursday blahs. I seem to have fatigue every Thursday, sometimes even a headache.
I remember those days, Ape... but now, older and retired, I sit here in Crete overlooking the Mediterranean Sea, sipping a Gin and tonic, thinking of Lion, while editing my latest story. I am sure those days will happen for you too. 😎
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Mornin’, Rumpies
Don’t hate on me but… I’ve never loved Shakespeare. 😳 I think he’s overrated…
Forced to study Macbeth and Chaucer's Canterbury Tales in school, I was nearly put off reading literature for life. Luckily, as an older teenager, I discovered H.G. Wells and, most importantly, J.R.R. Tolkien, and my imagination was released. 😊😈
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I had a go this morning. But the idea I had couldn't be expressed in 75 words to my satisfaction, so I made it into a micro instead.
Guess I'll need to rethink to enter this contest... 🤔
Until you try, you don't realise just how important those extra 25 words are! 😳😈
Kimmi, I wish to thank you for organising this fun mini-contest. Here is my effort, which was written on a sunbed while on holiday, though not the one mentioned in the story – just one far, far away, by a swimming pool... 😎
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Design Flaw
The Pleasuroid saw the gorgeous naked blonde lady lying on a sunbed at Interstellar Pleasure Resort.
“I’m Bob, at your service. I have the latest, year 2225, AI software, enhanced endurance, soft hands, and my penis has full girth and extendable control, with colour shading," his cock, erect and flashing like a beacon.
The blonde lesbian scanned the humanoid's impressive body.
“You have a design flaw, Bob – no vagina.”
“Sorry, I do not compute!”
A mug of Yorkshire tea, please, Bear. Thank you. 😎
Well, we're packed and ready for our taxi to take us to the airport tomorrow morning. So, with my tab fully paid, I won't be around much in the next three weeks, though I am taking my laptop, so there is a chance I might drop in. The pastries look good, but I think I should wait to eat them until after the flight. 😳😋
The weather is bright and warm but a little breezy here; it certainly feels as if Autumn is on its way. However, the temperature in Crete is 28C, that is 6 degrees warmer than here. 😎
Well, good luck with the fact-checking, Bear. Just thinking, if any of it is set on Lake Ontario or in the Gulf of Mexico, you're going to have to go over all that text and edit it to get the names right! 🤣😈 Or perhaps not! 😎
Cup of Yorkshire tea, please, thank you, and one of those pastries - any one will do, as it's been a while since I have eaten something like that! 😀 The weather here is warm but changeable, with a strong breeze. Yesterday, we were at a wedding which was going to be held outside, but it rained, the first real rain we had for months. Still, it didn't spoil it.
I have just submitted Chapter 5 of my "Cash in Hand" series. It is the longest story that I have submitted for some while, at 5.5k words. I didn't bother to cut it in half, as it a important chapter and lets some of the story secrets out. I just hope people will read it at that length!
That's all for me, off on holiday this Friday! David. 😎
Happy Anniversary, Bear and Lady Jay! 😀
We're off to attend a wedding this weekend, so I won't be around so much. Then next Friday we're off on holiday for three weeks; I'm looking forward to it despite still having some twinges of sciatica.
Kat, we did a European cruise from Malta with our family a couple of years ago. Loved it. I personally preferred it to the Caribbean. A new country almost every day.😎
Just a mug of Yorkshire tea, please, Bear. Thank you. 😀
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If I've counted properly, I have 10 more genres to write in to reach the non-existent Double Omnium.
Hi Rumpie's
It is a shame that there is no Double Ominium Badge, as it strikes me, looking in from the outside, that it wouldn't be the hardest thing to introduce. 🙄 I would probably do it, having (very roughly) another 30 genres to write two stories in. Without it becoming official, it is unlikely I would write additional stories in the more unpopular genres. 😈
A mug of Yorkshire tea, please, Bear. 😎
