I was not too sure if I would be entering this one, as my mind was set on writing a story in one of the two genres (Trans and Supernatural) I have left to write in to complete my omnium badge. However, I like shiny things, and an Element's badge would look good on my profile wall. So, as I have the Supernatural story already written, at least in my head, it's going to have to be in the trans genre. Combined the two, and with it, two badges! 🙄😈
Now, it is just down to finding the time! 🙄😜
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This is a ancient lion (me) 6 shots of Jameson in post parade had to win the double bet yes free shots for 1hour
I think I looked smashing in the tutu
And yes Jane drove home at 11pm.
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Chuckling here. It seems like you had a good time, Lion. 😊 Maybe a too good time! 🤣🤣😈
By the size of my tab, it seems like Kat had a good time too. 😜 I hope you are feeling better. 😘
A nice cool Diet Coke for me, Bear. Thank you. Not a cloud in the sky this morning, I'm planning to spend the afternoon in our hot tub. 😎
The sun is out at the moment, here in south Blighty. Just cut my lawn for the 5th time this year, and we've been promised for tomorrow the hottest day of the year so far. Sounds great so far, but we are only talking about 20 °C. But I'm not complaining... though I doubt we'll get higher than 18 °C where I live... too near the sea. 😊
A pot of Yorkshire tea, please, Bear. Thank you. I'm still debating if I'm going to enter the new competition. But we will see on that! 😎😈
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Bar Keep, Please put WXT55UK first drink on my tab. I just finished reading CIH 11 part 2 and owe it to him for submitting part 3 to moderators. If there are any moderators stopping in to Rump’s this weekend please have a beverage on my tab if you can help move that story along.
Thank you, 10GHMNW I have a mug of Yorkshire tea, please. Nothing too expensive (or alcoholic), as I'm writing at the moment.
Oh, and Bear, Lion is at the top of the stairs; can't you see him? 🙄 He was meant to be helping you! 🙄😈
Well, he is in the next story in my "Cash in Hand" series. Look out for my personal thank you to the hard-working people who run Rumpees. In my next story, "Cash in 12 – Part 1", I doff my cap to Bear, Lion, Ape, and Rumplations in general. Subject to moderation, hopefully, the story will appear in early April. 😉😈
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All new to me after link i got sent by my best mate.gf said i should write but by time i decided i notice that sites stillt here but shut down. adultconfessions. just thought this more of the same.i didnt check.but hope people like stories full of facts.
To get through story moderation is tough, and I do mean tough. If, and I'm just saying if, your story is rejected, listen to what the moderator says. There is no reason why a confession cannot become a good story. However, the grammar must be good, and it might be worth looking at how it reads. I suggest have your computer read it back to you. That is what I do, as when I read something, I skip (or add) words. That's the best tip I can give you. 😊
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Cash in hand describes what my factual story is. its being moderated at the moment.
But since my gf has been on at me over a week to post ive just gotten around to it.
Dont think many can say not only was my half sister working cash in hand in the 1990s, but my mum was as well 1980s and 1990s. and a mate of mine told me she had done some confessions on another site thats now closed and my gfs been saying i should post as a sort of therapy.lol.
shes goes she aint got anything to be ashamed of,so i shouldnt.
Of course, my stories are all pure fiction; they only live in my head and on this site. As I mentioned, I will read (with interest) your story when it is published. And give you some feedback. 😊
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Just stopping in for a Coke Zero. I did some modding, and it's always thirsty work! David (wtx55uk) has a new story published today, and so does a certain sassy redhead. Now it's time to spend a lil time with my honey. (And maybe read him my story later...)
Morning all, looks and sees that no one is yet around. 😳
Thank you for the kind mention, Kat... But do read techgoddess new story; Ruined By A Redhead It may be short, but it is excellent and, in my opinion, one of her best short stories. 😊 I also see Kimmi has a new story out, which I will read in a minute.
It seems no one else is in yet. But as I'm management, I wait until someone else turns up and then delegate. 😜😈
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Busy day today – I've been invited on a local podcast, so that'll be interesting. It's been a while since I did an interview.
Good Morning/afternoon, all. Your resident English Gent has just popped in to say hello and for a mug of Yorkshire tea. Cheers Bear. 😊 I guess you're on the podcast today, giving tips about how to run a bar and keep your customers happy.
Been out in the back garden most of the morning. I'm not a gardener, but there is something satisfying about removing two dead shrubs and then preparing the ground for ones that hopefully will last a little longer than five years. I also cut the lawn for the fourth time this year. Now time for a little writing. 😊
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Thx everyone for suggestions! ❤️
I’m chillin’ this weekend. Next week is a lot. Sister has surgery Tuesday. I have scan Tuesday, too.
Everyone have a nice weekend! Love you all! ❤️
Best of luck to you and your sister, Kimmi. I hope it all goes well. ❤️
It's still raining here; hopefully it will be gone by tomorrow, as we're out with friends walking around an ancient hill fort. As I am drinking coffee in real life atm, I am trying Moskaka Breakfast Blend, although it is nearly one in the afternoon here. Thanks, Bear. 😊
Good morning, all. Another here who likes the new bar sign. 😊
Films – I don't watch films so often now, but one I did enjoy was How to Train Your Dragon. I know it was meant to be a children's film, but it made me chuckle. Certainly better than the latest Jurassic Park film, which is the only other one I have seen recently. After a few sunny early Spring days, we have fallen back into what feels like winter. Yes, rain.
A mug of Yorkshire tea, please, Bear. Thank you. 😎
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I just want to step inside, perch my ass on a barstool, order a cocktail, and wait for a man to come talk to me.
A warm welcome, Susan. 😊 Occasionally, Brits frequent Rumpees too. A mug of Yorkshire Tea, please, Bear. Thank you.
Another sunny day here, 16C and, yes, I'm still wearing shorts. Sorry, Seeker4. 😎😎😎
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Had a magical weekend celebrating my youngest's 30th birthday. Her hubby, my hubby, and I pulled off an amazing bunch of surprises, and we managed to fit as much as possible into their short visit. Much food, wine, and dessert were consumed! LOL. It left me feeling joyful.
Great to hear you had a magical weekend, Kat. I am pleased for you. 😊
I have been decorating, with a little writing, although when my wife popped to the gym, it was more writing than decorating. 😈🤣 Today, my legs came out of hibernation, as my shorts went on... Yes, it's shorts and a T-shirt weather today, although probably for just the one day, but it was nice to feel as if Spring is finally here.
I'll have a LARGE summer drink, please, Bear. That's one-third vodka and two-thirds tropical juice, with ice. Thanks, Bear. 😎
Tonight, I plan to do a little writing, although after my Summer drink, it might not make much sense. Nothing new there! 😀
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So I am now getting women liking my profile at a prodigious rate. Probably 1 a day if you average it out. I suspect they are fishing for wild game and am refusing to bite. This morning's new arrival was a dom clearly fishing for clients when I looked at her profile. Not my kink. Still wondering how this works out. If you actually respond, does she then start advertising services to you over DMs or private chat or something like that?
I get them too, Ape, sometimes with an accompanying message and a telephone number. When you look at their profiles, they normally only just joined. I never reply. Especially as it says on my profile page, first line. Happily Married. 🙄😈
They're just fishing for business, I believe.
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I honestly am not sure how Horror or, especially, mind control can be done, considering the non-consensual rule and the views on violence. Hisstory, though, I have done a couple of '80s thesemes stories and more to come. they definitely are Hisorty. but i have no plan on doing a story of FDR bopping Elanor
I know I'm getting old when the 1980s are mentioned as being in the history genre. 😳🤣 I did most of my courting during that decade! 😊
I would suggest that 'reluctant' is one of the harder genres to write in. But it is still pretty broad. Just put your story character into a situation she/he/they unexpectedly got into. The sex, of course, has to be consensual.
With Steampunk, which I knew nothing about, I did a little bit of research on this existing universe. Wrote a story (in my opinion, one of my best) and slipped it into that universe. My gripe with that genre is that too few people read it. I am guilty of that too! 🙄😈
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Personally, I've never used the Novels tag. I've shied away from it, imagining a potential reader thinking that they're about to be confronted with something the length of Anna Karenina. I recently learned that the 'Outstanding Series' tag was abolished. I remember seeing that back in the 90s when I was writing long, multi-chapter series and praying that I could win it. Of course I didn't. Now I think it's a mistake to write a long multi-chapter series if you care about views, likes, and comments, and let's face it, who the hell doesn't?
I've written four novel-length series since I started here, and while some of the individual chapters have received Recommended Reads and even a few Editor's Pick badges, none of the series have done well in terms of likes and comments. (eg, Editor's Pick for 'The Slave Princess, Chap 2. It got 17 likes and 8 comments.) I consider any story that gets fewer than ten comments a failure.
Maybe I'm being too harsh on myself, but I certainly won't be writing multi-chapter stories in the future, nor will I be tagging anything a 'novel'.
An interesting post, Piquet. From now on, I too won't be using the novel tag as much as I used to, having used it for around 80 of my first 100 stories here. I do think it puts people off, so now I tend to use Wife Lovers, or, where it is appropriate, another genre, with a novel's tag. I also agree with the 10 likes. If I didn't get that on an ongoing story, I too would probably stop there.
One thing I will say about my novels, though, is that it is nice to hear or see via the likes, members reading them, crossing off each chapter. I get a lot of pleasure from that.
Which brings me to my latest series, "Cash in Hand", although none of the chapters is in the novel genre. It currently runs to over 100,000 words, and it has surprised me how many members are enjoying it. As long as I receive around 50 likes per chapter, I will continue to add stories to the series. 😊
I would also like the 'Outstanding Series' badge to come back, but I don't see it (reasons discussed elsewhere). For me, the ultimate challenge for any author is to write a 50,000-word-plus story that keeps readers entertained, although I admit, I would like to receive at least one RR on the way! 😳😀
I have been writing my "Cash in Hand" series since the beginning of July last year. It's been so well-received (see the story comments) that I didn't stop at seven stories, as I originally intended to do. I carried on, but I will be taking a break at twelve stories. A sabbatical. 😊 Move to publishing JJ stories more periodically.
This is to allow me to do three other things.
First to write stories in the two genres that I still need to write in for my omnium badge. BTW: It is three ATM, but "Cash in Hand – 12" is in the TEEN genre, and there are around eighty other possible TEEN stories of mine, all of which currently lurk in the Novel genre.
Secondly, I will be updating my second-oldest novel here, "Bonding". When I say 'updating', I'm adding cover photos and improving the grammar where applicable. Not the storyline. This is similar to what I did last year with my oldest novel. I will move one of them into the TEEN genre as well.
Thirdly, write my seventh "Friends, Lovers or Rivals" novel. If called, "Our Game". The characters from those books, David, Clare, and Sarah, have been telling me it's been nearly a year since I wrote my last story about them. 🙄😈
Well, that's 2026 done, and possibly part of 2027.
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I recently got a message asking me to change my email address. As I created the one I use specifically to match my Lush Stories profile, I am reluctant to do this.
Was this a genuine request from Lush Stories?
I had a similar experience earlier in the week when I received a message asking me to verify my email address. Which I tried to do but couldn't.
I have (or had) an issue where I have not been receiving emails from LS since last November. I raised a ticket, and John sorted it out later that day. 😊
Sorry, Bear, I can't quite reach the jar. 😊 It's lucky I have a 4,000-mile-long straw to reach my tea. Yes, my lungs are that good... aided by a massive pump (not the type you're thinking of). 😜 A cup of Yorkshire tea, please, Bear. Thank you.
As it is your day, I honour you with a character called Bear in my next story. Look out for it in "Cash in Hand - 12" and be nice to me... 😀 I haven't written the story yet! 😈
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That is correct. If you please add a moderator note saying you've only changed the cover, anyone skimming the queue will see that, which should speed things up.
Thank you, WW. That's what I thought, and I will add a note for the moderator as you suggest when I get around to doing this. 😊
Pick a story and find out about the Jonses, Somertyn Manor and two older lecherous men. Follow JJ's sexual journey as she goes through married life.
All parts are written as separate stories and could be read as such, although I would suggest that it is best to start at the beginning and let the journey unfold. Happy reading. 😊😈
Cash In Hand 1 - "A Job Opening?" - Part 1 Of 2
Cash In Hand 2 – “Bringing In The Money”
Cash In Hand 3 – “Janet’s First Fiver” - Part 1 Of 4
Cash In Hand 4 - "An UnDomestic Party" - Part 1 of 2
Cash In Hand 5 - "A Special Date" - Part 1 of 4
Cash In Hand 6 - "A Big Decision"
Cash In Hand 7 - "All In The Mind" - Part 1 of 2
Cash In Hand 8 - "A Helping Hand"
Good morning to all, or good afternoon if you live here in the UK. 😊
Judging by the hat, I see Kimmi's still in Florida, and I hope she's having a good time. I was locked out of the LS site yesterday (not just Rumpee's), but thank you, to simplyjohn, for sorting it out. 😊 But that does mean I will be doubling up on my mugs of Yorkshire tea today. Thank you, Bear.
Yesterday and today, it was warm and sunny here, 17°C/62.6°F. I had to cut the lawn for the second time this year. 😳 It does feel like Spring is close. Take care out there, everyone... drinks are on my tab today. Why? Because I feel happy, and I have just counted, and in two already written stories' time, I will have published three-quarters of a million words on LushStories. 😳 And most of them were in the right order!!! 🤣😈
