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Sick as a dog most of the day, but I sucked it up and helped Kevin put our new bed together. Yes, for those inquiring minds, we did break our bed and had to get a new one. (That feels like a micro or flash erotica waiting to be written)

Anyway, I'm off to bed. Hoping to wake up feeling better.

I hope you are feeling better today, Kat. I was laid low yesterday, too. Probably man flu. 😳 Feeling a little better now, though, and might do a little writing.

Love the whale photo, paddlinginconeto. I have never seen a whale; it is on my bucket list. 😎

I have just read this. Don't be put off by its length, as it is a fabulous (and arousing) read.

You will not be disappointed. 😈😈😈

Congratulations, David, on your EP. I will read the story soon. 😊

TBH: I did see it there yesterday on the EP forum page, but when I saw it was 10 years old, I wrongly assumed it was an old editor's pick that had somehow bubbled up to the surface, to sit on the top of the list.

Quote by David_LeRoy

Good morning all. I hope those of you living in the American midwest and southeast survived Elsa with your power intact. Living in Tennessee, I had mine go out for a time but thankfully it came back in a few hours later.

It's early here but I wanted to pop in and say hello. I haven't had Inspiration to write for sometime. At the moment the idea of writing erotica isn't particularly appealing but the colder months have always seemed to have this effect on me

Good to hear from you, David. I am sure the inspiration to write will return. Maybe have a look at the warm fire from your cosy armchair tonight, let your mind drift, and scribble a few thoughts onto paper. You never know! 😜😊

Hi Bear, any chance of a pot of Yorkshire Tea? Please. Thank you.

Good Morning/Afternoon, Rumpees, I hope everyone is okay. Good to hear your garage is sorted, Kat, though I bet you don't say that word the way I do. 😀😜

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Attended Catholic school in upstate New York USA complete with trying to look up the nuns’ skirts (more properly their habits).

The three ‘R’s were definitely a thing!

Thank you for confirming, S7. By the way, I'm David. 😊

I have a genuine question for the fellow (non-British) patrons of Rumplations. In my latest story (link below), I use the term 'the three R's. For us Brits of a certain age, it was a well-known educational term that stands for (R)eading, w(R)iting and a(R)ithmatic. 🙄

I am now wondering if this common British educational phrase was ever used outside the UK?

Oh... In my story, the three R's stand for something very different! 😈

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

Wait a minute, folks! I offered S7 his first drink free. It's the traditional greeting hereabouts.

The rest of you lot PAY for your fun.

Whadda ya think this is? Some kind of fucking charity?

Hmm…"Fucking Charity"

Sounds like an idea for a story…

Or a Kimmi Komp…

Bear 🤣🤣🤣

Loved the bird photos, Kimmi. 😊 Not sure about the snow, though, and you can keep the cold!

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

Our Head of Security is Terrance the tarantula, who is also our bill collector, so watch your tab, OK?

And our night watchperson is Miss Pixel. She's a cat, so she goes without saying, but you REALLY don't want to piss her off.

So – first drink's on the house. What's your poison, person?

Did I hear that the first drink is on the house?

Mine's a triple whisky then, which I need for pure medicinal reasons. 🙄😈

S7williams, a warm welcome to Rumplications (or Rumpee's, as we patrons call it when Bear is out of earshot).

Don't tell Bear, but here are a couple of little Rumpee's tips. Don't worry too much about Terrance; he's adorable and, importantly, ticklish. Just look past his 8 hairy legs, his multiple eyes, and his two fangs, and rub his underbelly. He will soon curl up, chuckling.

As for Miss Pixel. She is sharp and will catch you. But she is also a mouser. So bring a table tennis ball and bounce it in front of her. She will chase it for the rest of the night.

Hi all. I have just popped in to say take care. We're getting a lot of news coverage about the extreme weather in the USA/Canada. Here in southern England, it is going to be wet and windy soon with a storm blowing in, but nothing as extreme as you are having over there! 😨

Bear, as it is too cold for me to pop over, could you please zap me a hot mug of Yorkshire Tea? Thank you. 😊

I know I am a "little" late, but I would like to add my congratulations to the winners, the top 15 and all those who took part. I would also like to thank the judges and Jen for organising. 😊

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Hope you had a great time!

I did, Kimmi, thank you. But it's always nice to get home. 😎

I look forward to catching up next week, currently at the gate waiting to fly home from Barbados. A cup of tea (Yorkshire of course) while I wait. Thank you. 😎

I have WiFi so I popped in from the bar which I am in (see photo) which has an apt name for me! Hi to all, a cup of Yorkshire tea please Bear, I’m getting a bit fed up with rum punches. 😎

Hi Kimmi, Congratulations…🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂🥂😘

I will read and comment on your story when I back home. Currently in St Lucia. David.

Hi to all, I am around, it’s just the ships WiFi has blocked LushStories and I like to add it has nothing to do with the quality of my writing or stories! 🙄😎

Currently on a beach in Bonaire, which I am calling South America, and have submitted a story. That leaves Africa and North America left for me to submit a Lush story from. I’m not counting Antarctica.

I mug of Yorkshire Tea please Bear, I try to catch up from the last week. Here a photo of the beach I am on.

You an swim but need to go down the beach a bit to protect the seagrass Take care all, David

Thank you Kimmi, and congratulations to all. 😎

Happy Birthday, Kistin. 😊

Although I don't think she pops into Rumplations very often, we should also mention KatietheWriter on becoming the 18th holder of an Ominion Badge with her latest story... KatieTheWriter's Profile 😊😊

Did you mention Yorkshire Tea Bear? Make that a large mug full... Thanks... 😊 Just doing a little writing today.

All, still on for our Caribbean cruise as we got the green light from the doctor this morning. Fingers crossed on that!

Quote by AngelWorthy

Congratulations on both 100 followers & almost 25,000 views on your stories in less than 3 months. Awesome effort. I will have to take a moment or two to read said stories. For me, I haven't written anything the last few months. It's been a bit busy with work. I have a couple stories, a few micro's & many more co-authored stories/micros. My figures are all over the place. If I just count the stories/micro's that I wrote myself then I've managed a mere 35,800 views in over 4 years. So your nearly 25,000 in less than 3 months is a wonderful achievement. My Followers number has been up & down lately; moving between 420 & 430.

Hi AngelWorthy, It's nice to see that you dropped by Rump's. I don't think we chatted before, though I first stumbled on this site in 2010 and officially joined nearly 10 years ago, but I only really started being active here 3 1/4 years ago when I changed my username and started writing. I've been dropping into Rumplations for around a year. BTW: my profile is 100% accurate.

I have also travelled all over Australia. I love your country, and I do appreciate how large it is! 😊

Hi, Bear, good to see you back in. A large mug of Yorkshire tea, please.

As for us going to the Caribbean on Friday, that is still in the balance, as my wife has not quite fully recovered from the flu. Seeing the doctor tomorrow, and hopefully, they can prescribe something that can clear the persistent cough she has been left with. Fingers crossed. 😊😎

Quote by paddlingincognito

I just realized that I hit 100 followers over the weekend! Started looking at my story stats. I joined Lush 67 days ago. I’ve published 8 stories (well, four “real” stories, one of which was spread across five chapters). And I’ve had almost 25,000 reads. I know that doesn’t sound like much. But I am feeling very humbled right now. 😊

Congratulations, paddlingincognito. 😊 I believe having followers is fantastic and certainly helps get more reads/likes, etc. To do that in 67 days is excellent. BTW: I have just started following you and will read a few of your stories.

For me, it took about 2 years, but things can change quickly. I wrote a short I/F series and picked up 268 followers in a month... So, I went from something like 30 to around 300 followers in one month based on those 4 stories. I always wondered if that was a monthly Lush follower record. 😳

Thanks for opening up Lion, I have not seen Bear, but if I could have a mug of Yorkshire tea, please. Thank you. 😊

Quote by David_LeRoy

good morning all. After taking time for myself this holiday I had a chance to reflect and remember and decide what I wanted to do moving forward. I love Tennessee, but I have a lot of family back in California and I’m becoming overly depressed staying here and staring at the walls so I’ve decided to sell the house and move back to California. I’ve already spoken to my family about it and they’re very excited to give me home and with my new grand niece there I can’t wait to see her.

I’m still not sure if I’m gonna write anytime soon that’ll just be as the mood strikes but I appreciate all the support I’ve gotten from everybody here

Safe travels, David. I hope the sale and move go smoothly.... Do stay in touch! 😊

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Well, David, in the first place, this is Rumps, or Rumplations, not Rumpees.

And we are Rumps Regulars, so pay attention – there'll be a quiz after you've had five or six tequilas.

Meanwhile – congratulations! And your money's no good here tonight – while you're sober…

Thank you for all those free drinks last night. I have woken up with a little bit of a sore head this morning! 😳

Now what was the name of the bar again? 😜

Quote by KimmiBeGood

One of FuzzyLion’s songs inspired me this morning. My first publishing of 2026 will be a poem of how one woman deals with heartache from men. The cover though was created with our own Kat in mind. I see her as a strong, sexy woman! I hope you like my cover, Kat!

Kimmi, there is a flaw with your cover! 😳 It would be the men with the heartache if they broke up with a woman as attractive (read hot & sexy) as the one portrayed on the cover. I have to say, I have no idea how you made such a wonderful cover. Now I look forward to reading your poem.

I wasn't going to drop by Rumpee's today, but I got something to celebrate: 500 Lush followers. 😊

So drinks 🍷🍺 are on me.

My wife is still in bed with the flu (or something like it), but I did make it for a couple of hours to our youngest daughter, who took over hosting our New Year's Party at short notice. Tomorrow, I will start taking our Christmas decorations down. Christmas will then be officially over for us.

I should not have been dropping into Rumpee's, or is it Rumpie's today? Instead, I should be "helping" in the preparation for our annual New Year's party. Guests arriving in 90 minutes. But alas, we had to cancel, as my wife has gone down with something approaching the flu. First time we had to cancel hosting anything in the 38 years we have lived here. Luckily, our youngest daughter has taken up the slack and is now hosting. I might join them for an hour if my wife is well enough to be left at home.

Kat, I feel sorry for your neighbour. I know, like others here, what Alzheimer’s is like. It took 14 years to fully take my mother, not helped by the lack of support/care homes in the UK.

I wish everyone dropping by Rumpees a Happy New Year. 😊

Quote by 2bespanked

I'm feeling a little trapped by my screen/author name and am thinking of changing it to something less genre-specific. Any thoughts?

I can see why you're thinking this, and I did have another (now forgotten) screen name before I started writing. I chose something non-specific and actually meaningless. If/when I publish a book, I might change it again.

If you change it, 2bespanked, I would suggest (at least for a while) putting formally 2bespanked under your new author name. Where I have "having fun," as you do have a presence here at LushStories. 😊

Thank you for running this competition, Kimmi. 😊 I believe it is 74 words, all true, of course! 😜

Dry

“I’m not touching alcohol this January,” I confidently state.

“It’s my New Year’s resolution!”

My wife gives me a knowing smile.

At the pub, my wife, our friends, all drinking, having fun.

I sit there, watching, nursing my Yorkshire tea.  

Once home, my naked wife lies there, legs spread, inviting.

I climb between them, my ten-inch cock erect, primed.

She rolls to one side, legs closed, and giggles…

“I’m having a dry January too!”

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Morning, Rumpies Kimmi has a new year’s request for the Canadians in the bar… could you… would you… please… keep your arctic vortex shit to yourselves!

Thank you

I'm chuckling 🤣 no arctic vortexes over here, although it is turning colder. Maybe a lot colder next week. The good news for us is we're off at the end of that to the Caribbean for a couple of weeks... Never been before, so not sure what to expect... apart from warm weather. 😎 Loved the photo, Kimmi and the hat! 😊

A mug of Yorkshire Tea, please, Bear. Thank you.

Congratulations, Madeline... I remember this comp entry; it was excellent, and I said as much at the time. 😊

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Now that the competition's use-by date has been extended, please find some time to read and comment upon some of the wonderful Advent-tide stories that our talented and very naughty authors have come up with. I've noticed that we have quite a few first-time entrants this time around - well done to you. Let's give as much love and encouragement as possible to as many of our contributors as we can.

I couldn't agree more, Piquet... 😀 And I would just like to add, give every author a chance, read their stories and don't be put off by the standard they write to. There are some crackers in the list. A few that were very "unique" and at least a couple that had me laughing out loud. 😳🤣😊

Quote by Seeker4

Never understood the appeal of a sports team named after a warehouse for weapons.😁😋

(Kidding)

Actually, Seeker4, you are not far out. The football team originated in the 19th century at a huge ordnance factory in Woolwich, on the south side of the River Thames, near Greenwich. Just Google the Royal Arsenal. There is a lot of history. My father also did his engineering apprenticeship there. 😊