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wyocowboy
Over 90 days ago
Male, 154
United States

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ill bet thats where my stolen bike got to. ya think hes on the cops short list when a bike comes up missing lol
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Quote by smiler77
Rolling pin??? You know.. I did smirk when my mother helped herself to a cucumber sandwich... surprised) Serves her right..
not saying a word lol
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takes way to long to do but a whole pig on a spit works to get the crowds round my place we do it about 4 times a year
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LOL or just take all those that r offended out and shoot their fucking asses
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u know why the USA isnt invaded its because all of us gun owners would kick some ass
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i once worked for aggrecko a generator rental company and got to supply power for live shows ive see way to many to mention them all but a few
montly crew
kiss
poisen
rat
great white
bon jovi
faith hill
chris luduex
ted nuget
on and on and on goes the list it was the best part of the job i was on the stage or front row for most of them
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i thought it was funny but would never dare give one to my wife she would shoot my ass
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Quote by O0ziiomara0O
I had a better conversation with that ad than with most of the guys on here… Oh wow, that’s sad!
im glad to see you said most now i can imagine u didnt mean me
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if you want to know the sex of a moskito all u have to do is hold out your hand the female is the one that sucks your blood
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i read a few of the post and ill add my 2 cents even if its already been said. He cheated then lied about it. In a good rationship u need trust and love if u love him but dont trust him he'll more than likely break your heart. but its your decision choose wisely for yourself to hell with him.
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i gota say some of those made me lmao thanks i need that more often than not
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Quote by CyberRenegade
Her smile, laugh and her overall demeanor. Even if a girl is considered extremely hot, it means nothing if she stuck up and snotty. Personality is key for me.
ditto for me
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ive ridden a lot of things but a bear sounds kinda interesting
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i hear some cats are prety wild so if i stay on for 8 second do i get a belt buckle
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im here and ready is this going to be anything like riding a bucking bull
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how about elk roast in the crock pot with carrots and spuds mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Quote by OrionTat
As a dedicated Semi driver for the past ten years I must say I have seen a lot more dicks than tits while driving. Guys must really be busy that they can't even pull over to jerk it. And ladies please remember to share what you got. We are out here working hard to make sure your shoe store never run out of stock.
here here i make sure the mail gets there on time. thats my load
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Quote by Blindfolded
lol i guess my dad didn't love me either, all he did was teach me to respect, and love women.

same here