Latest update; 07/10/2026

First things first: Georgia is my name, not my location.

Apparently, this needs saying. 😘

I’m an English-Irish-Cypriot hybrid: English heart, Irish humour, Cypriot tan. Sporty, nerdy, horny.

That probably tells you more useful information about me than my postcode ever would.

For those actually reading, grab a pen and take note...

I originally joined Lush to read stories and then accidentally discovered there were actual people here too.

Terrible oversight on my part.

I enjoy the community, the chat rooms, the flirting, the stories, the filth and the occasional spectacular conversation that starts perfectly innocently and somehow ends several miles away from where it began.

But one thing is important:

Lush stays on Lush.

I keep my online life and my real life separate. I don’t move conversations offline, give out personal contact details or use this as a dating site.

I’m here to have fun, explore, flirt, read, chat and occasionally be thoroughly inappropriate with people I actually like.

There are pictures of me here, but they’re only visible to certain friends.

I’m naturally quite confident, very independent and extremely comfortable with sex.

I like talking about it. I like reading about it. I like fantasising about it.

I like doing it.

None of that means I’m automatically interested in doing any of those things with you, though. There is a difference. 😉

Personality-wise, I’m sassy, sarcastic, assertive, straight to the point and occasionally spectacularly blunt.

I do genuinely try to be warm and kind-hearted, but my tolerance for bullshit could comfortably fit inside a thimble.

Banter is encouraged. Sarcasm is almost compulsory.

Puns will happen whether you consent to them or not.

I’m generally very chilled and difficult to offend, but I also know exactly what I like and dislike. If something annoys me, you won’t be left trying to decipher fourteen layers of hints.

Sexually...

I’m open-minded, curious and very comfortable with my sexuality.

I enjoy fantasy and exploring the filthy corners of my imagination, but I don’t feel a desperate need to squeeze myself into a label.

One thing I am not is somebody waiting for a random man on the internet to announce himself as my ‘Dom’.

Please spare us both.

That doesn’t mean I’m desperate to dominate you either.

There is an enormous sexual landscape between kneeling obediently and appearing in a PVC catsuit carrying a riding crop.

I’m quite happy wandering around somewhere in the middle.

Chemistry matters to me.

Personality matters.

Banter matters enormously.

Wow, you’re still reading? Go you!

Guys and girls, I prefer to get to know somebody in the chat rooms first.

Please don’t appear from nowhere expecting instant sexting, private chats, pictures or a friend request because you managed to type ‘hi sexy’.

Seduction deserves slightly more administrative effort than that.

Talk to me.

Make me laugh.

Have a personality.

Be interesting.

Then who knows where the conversation might wander.

And despite all the warnings above, please don’t be afraid to approach me in the rooms.

I’m considerably friendlier than this profile makes me sound.

Usually.

Important Public Service Announcement

Do not call me:

Georgie.
Georgina.
George.

My name is Georgia.

I love my name.

Use it.

Notice there wasn’t a ‘please’ in there?

And while we’re conducting essential housekeeping:

Do not send me Georgia on My Mind.

Do not quote Georgia on My Mind.

Do not tell me that Georgia on My Mind made you think of me.

Yes, I know.

Everyone knows.

Ray Charles has a lot to answer for. 😘

Excellent. We now understand one another.

Things That Make Georgia Happy

Technology

Full nerd. No apology forthcoming.

Football

Playing it, watching it and becoming emotionally invested in twenty-two people chasing a ball around.

Arsenal & England

Because apparently I enjoy stress.

Golf

I try to play regularly. HC is down to 16.7 (October 7th 2026)

Equal parts relaxing hobby and four-hour argument with myself.

Running & Gym

I actually really enjoy exercise, which I’m aware is suspicious behaviour.

Field Hockey

Yes, the real one. The one played on grass.

F1

Primarily for the crashes then for the racing.

Mostly the crashes. Probably.

Kickboxing / Judo

Former kickboxing purple belt & Judo Brown belt.

So behave.

Anything vaguely competitive

Add a scoreboard and I’ll probably care.

I was a bit of a tomboy growing up, and quite a lot of that never disappeared.

That said, girls’ time, pampering and occasionally embracing my considerably more feminine side are all very welcome.

Books

• Harry Potter

• The Handmaid’s Tale

• Ian Wright’s biography

Movies

• Harry Potter

• Marvel

• Star Wars

TV

• Tulsa King

• Daredevil

• Jack Ryan

Music

• House

• Indie Rock

• 90s/2000s hip-hop

So, if you’ve skipped directly to the bottom looking for the important bit:

Sporty. Nerdy. Sarcastic. Sex-positive. Taken in real life. Anonymous by choice. Friendly when approached like an actual human being. Very open-minded, very independent and absolutely not interested in moving Lush into my offline life.

Come and say hello.

Bring banter.

Leave the bullshit at the door.

And call me Georgia.

Parental Advisory: This show contains strong language and themes of an adult nature.

Have fun and keep smiling.

You’re doing great! xGx