I’d love to smear you in ice-cream,
some cold and sticky fun.

And lick it from your body then,
my sexy bottomed one.

With some Tutti, I’d get fruity,
or with Pineapple or Mango.

They’d just fire, my desire,
for some horizontal tango.

With Rum and Raisin, I’d be brazen,
and with Chocolate, I’d be rude.

With Raspberry Ripple on each nipple,
my thoughts would be so lewd.

From every toe, some Cookie Dough,
I’d eagerly lick clean.

Lap Blueberry Pie, from off each thigh,
then burrow in between.

Pistachio, would surely go,
so nicely on your clit.

Add just a nudge of Creamy Fudge,
to your banana split.

My cock I’d dip in Mint Choc Chip,
to grease my icy tube.

Or vanilla is a thriller
when it’s used as anal lube.