I got up late this morning. My week had been alternately busy and boring, then busy again. And besides, Rover, the cat, had crept onto my bed in the night. She was asleep half on my pillow and half on me and I didn't want to wake her. However, she soon woke up, stretched and went to the kitchen and mewed for her breakfast so I had to get up anyway. Honestly, it's like having children!
From what I gather.
I was just in my dressing gown sitting at the kitchen table, drinking my coffee when there was a knock at the front door. I looked at the front door. It had frosted glass in the top half of it, through which I could see the shape of someone who looked female. I thought that perhaps one of the club members had left something behind last night, so I opened it.
There was a strange young woman standing there, looking lost.
“Oh, hello!” I said, surprised.
It wasn't anyone I knew. She was a few years younger than me, with ginger hair, glasses, and a nondescript jacket and jeans, although quite smart especially for a Saturday morning. And a lot smarter than me in my Hello Kitty dressing gown and Betty Boop slippers (a Christmas present from my two brothers who nearly choked over their turkey when I changed into them for Christmas dinner).
“I was expecting someone else,” I finished. “Can I help you?”
The woman's expression changed. She looked relieved.
“My name is Suzanna Harrowby,” she stated this, as if it meant something to me, then waited.
I racked my brains. Harrowby? Harrowby? Nope, no bells rang.
“I'm sorry,” I mumbled. “Have we met?”
“We have,” she replied. “Once, about a month ago.”
Still nope. The blank expression on my face must have told her something.
“In the Tiverton Arms?” she tried again, the initial expression of embarrassment reappearing on her face.
My last visit to the Tiverton Arms had not ended well. In fact, it had not begun well nor did it proceed well between the beginning and the end. That's where I'd caught Dave and his floozy red-handed, actually in bed between the sheets, having it off with each other in flagrante delicto orgasmissimo.
About a month ago.
“It was about a month ago,” she repeated helpfully, and waited for me to put two and two together.
My coffee must have hit the spot at that moment. The Tiverton Arms, a month ago, someone called Suzy. And someone called Dave. The penny dropped so hard that it clanged forty-two times on the way down which must have been heard all over Mid Devon.
“Suzanna? Suzy??” I gasped, my reactions cutting in, now I'd woken up. “Dave's Suzy???”
She nodded, the expression on her face of relief being replaced by one of panic.
I tried to say something, but nothing came out.
“Dave's Suzy???” I eventually managed to repeat, louder and more aggressively, my cheeks turning red and my mood turning black.
“Yes.” She nodded again. “Yes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry! I just came here to say I'm sorry,” she gabbled before I could find words to express myself adequately.
“He said he was single, I had no idea he was with you, living here. I just didn't know! I'm terribly sorry, I wouldn't have touched him if I knew he already had a girlfriend, a partner.”
The words spilled out of her mouth, evidently trying to say as much as possible before I felled her with a single blow, or whatever it was she was afraid I would do.
“He never said he lived with anyone else, another woman. I didn't know where he lived. I talked to a friend of mine yesterday who knew where he had lived. She comes here for meetings quite a lot, apparently. That's how I knew where to come. I dumped him the moment you'd left the Tiverton Arms after you found us.”
Her voice rose in pitch and speed like someone commentating on a horse race.
“He's spent the last four weeks pleading with me to take him back. There's no way I'd go back to him now I know he already had a girlfriend. When I said no for the umpteenth time yesterday, he hit me in the face. I'm sorry, will you forgive me?”
She actually squeaked on her last word then was silent. She stood there on my front doorstep, her ginger hair flopping over her glasses, her earrings swinging around under her ears and her hands held out in an expression of supplication.
I stood there, shocked. This woman has actually come to my house and wants me to forgive and forget!
I could hardly finish the thought. My face blackened further and my anger rose like bile in my throat. I was just about to draw breath and say a few things to her. She paused for a breath and would have continued trying to convince me she was innocent but maybe the look on my face dissuaded her.
She took off her glasses and stood there, looking at me. She held some hair away from her eyes. It caught me out. She's taken her glasses off - what was she going to do, fight me? Did she want someone to hold her coat too? In my heightened tension, my powers of observation must have improved. I could see it there, around her right eye. A big red bruise that would turn yellow then purple then yellow again.
“I didn't know. I had no idea! Please believe me, please! I just want to say I'm sorry!”
Once again her last word rose in pitch and quavered. She began to cry, standing there on my front doorstep.
My mouth was still open, waiting for some words to come out. I closed it and stood back from the open doorway.
“You'd better come in,” I managed to say. My voice rasped in the back of my throat like a cheese grater on the cheese.
I stood further back from the door. As she edged in, she passed very close to me and I detected a very expensive scent from Carolina Herrera. I indicated the kitchen table with the chairs set around it, so she pulled one out and sat on it, her coat still on and her readiness to leave quickly, if she had to, showing above all else. She tried to stop crying, succeeding eventually. In the meantime, I sat down on a chair across the table from her and waited.
She wiped her eyes with a tissue and waited for me to talk first.
“Tell me how it started, Suzy.”
“Actually, it's Suzanna. I started work at the solicitors next to Dave's sports shop a while ago, and he and I met several times at the deli counter near the office, where I buy my lunch sometimes. He seemed so nice. He even bought my lunch for me once when I didn't have the right money.”
I smiled grimly. I remembered trying to chisel money out of him for our lunches sometimes.
“We got talking. He said he lived off the Exeter Road somewhere, but he didn't say where, and he never took me there. I suppose I should have put two and two together. The Tiverton Arms is a bit of a dive, but it was near where we worked. Then he started demanding things. I think I would have dumped him soon enough anyway.”
“And you came here today because ...?” I said, letting the sentence hang.
“Because I'd just found out where you lived, and I wanted to say sorry. And also, I know where he lives now. He's got a small and very crummy flat on Chapel Street.”
She stopped to blow her nose.
“So now I know where to avoid going,” I remarked.
“You and me both,” she finished.
There was another short silence. My face said 'carry on explaining'.
“Also, my friend Nicole works on the farm just up there.” She indicated with her eyes the road to the farm which runs past my house.
“And she told me she's a member of a club for women only. I didn't know what that meant, but I'm done with men for the moment. Is it a sort of self-help club?”
Another penny dropped, this time with a slight but still audible 'clink'. So, Nicole had told Suzy (actually it's Suzanna), the floozy I wanted to rip apart on the factory sliding gates, that a group of women meet here and practise some sort of self-help, whereas, in reality, we all have sex with each other many times a week. And now Suzy (actually it's Suzanna), my arch-nemesis, wants to join for some self-help of her own.
Here. In my own house. After being caught in bed by me with my boyfriend. My boyfriend. And now I realised why I'd never met her before or even seen what she looked like, with or without clothes on. When I had burst into the bedroom, she hid under the sheet and stayed there while I screamed at Dave, shouted and probably foamed at the mouth too. No wonder I hadn't recognised her.
“No, it's not a self-help club, it's a club for ...” I began, then stopped.
Actually, it was a self-help club, now I came to think of it. Sort of one, anyway. I looked at her afresh. This woman, the one who'd had sex a dozen times with Dave while he and I were 'together', had found out that Dave was not single like he said he was and had dumped him. She'd also found out where I lived and had come here by herself, after a beating from Dave, to meet me and to apologise to me, which she had done very nicely. I was impressed with her for that if for nothing else.
And, furthermore, she was asking for my help after a bad breakup, having already asked Nicole for some help and been directed here. And she'd done all this not knowing what I would do to her. And without even knowing my name. I was grateful to Himari for helping me through my breakup with Dave and I felt constrained to be the 'Himari' that Suzy (actually it's Suzanna) needed to help her through her breakup with the same Dave.
“OK, firstly, my name is Stella.”
I half stood up, reached across the kitchen table and held my hand out for her to shake, like true British people meeting for the first time.
“Welcome to my house.”
Rover, the cat, looked up from her snooze, as if to say 'whose house did she say it was? I thought it was mine'.
Suzanna looked a little surprised but reached out, shook my hand, sat down then dissolved into tears again. I waited for a few seconds, and when it stretched to a minute I made for the kettle and switched it on.
“Tea or coffee?” I asked.
“Tea, please,” she snuffled. “Milk, no sugar.”
By the time the tea was made and set in front of each of us, she had sorted herself out a little.
“Secondly, the club that Nicole belongs to is called the No Entry Club, which is a meaningless name we all thought sounded good at the time. It's only a sort-of self-help club, a number of women meet here regularly.”
I thought about what I'd just said. And what I was about to say.
“It's a private club, and if I describe it, I am asking you to respect our privacy by not talking about it except to women you can trust.”
I looked at her, meaningfully. She nodded.
“I suppose it is a self-help club. We've all had trouble with men and are currently single, all of us. It's where we can privately explore sex between us all, singly or in groups.”
Suzanna stared at me, and I returned her gaze, slightly defiantly. My face said 'go on, criticise it!'
“It's a club for lesbian sex?” she asked, putting two and two together and getting a spade and a shovel.
“Yes, exactly that.”
My replies to her questions were still somewhat abrupt. I hadn't yet decided what to do with Suzy (actually it's Suzanna).
“How do I join?” she asked.
“Do you want to join?” I countered.
My face said 'do I want you to join?'
“Yes, please! How many members are there?”
I tallied them up.
“Seven.”
“And they all meet here, how often?”
“Most of us meet every weekday evening.”
“Wow! How long have you been doing this?”
“We started about a month ago.”
The phrase 'about a month ago' rang another bell with Suzanna.
“After you found Dave and me at the Tiverton Arms?”
I nodded, and a smile clawed its way through the mask of indecision on my face.
“How did you get started?” she asked, her face losing its crumpled look and becoming filled with hope.
Funny how everyone wants to know that.
“My friend started taking off her clothes and encouraged me to touch her, then to take mine off too. None of us were lesbians before we started. Some of us might be now, those that aren't are definitely bi.”
“I'm not a lesbian,” she admitted. “I've never touched another woman before, not like that. But I don't see why not.”
There was another silence while she processed being lesbian or at least bi.
“So you just take your clothes off and start having sex with the other woman?”
“Woman or women, yes.”
I smiled at the thought of it. And so did she.
“And if I came to come to a meeting, how do I get started?”
“You'd just start by choosing a partner or partners, or they might choose you. Then you start feeling their bodies and taking your clothes off. It happens differently each time.”
My face said 'think of it as a sex orgy meets the Women's Institute'.
She sipped at her tea, then suddenly realised she might be having sex with the woman who stormed into the Tiverton Arms and screamed and shouted and probably foamed at the mouth too while she was cowering under the sheets in the bed with her boyfriend. My boyfriend.
My boyfriend.
About a month ago.
“What if it's you and me?” she asked, a note of doubt creeping into her voice. “I guess I'm not your bestest friend ever.”
I sipped at my tea. Was this going to be a problem? Was I - and will I always - take it badly? Hasn't my life improved dramatically since I got rid of Dave, even without the No Entry Club? Hasn't Suzanna done more than most people to seek out a wronged person, apologise and ask for forgiveness? Is she now in a bad place, like I was in the early days, and is it in my power to improve things for her?
Or am I going to push her down and keep her down?
I studied her more closely while she was still holding her tea mug. She had ginger hair which I guessed was her natural colour. It was cut quite short in a sort of pixie cut which tended to fall over her right eye were it not for her glasses which lifted it away from her bruise a little. Her glasses frames shone with a reflection from the kitchen light, and I noticed the thickness of her lenses set in each holder. Behind were two bright blue eyes.
A little make-up on her cheeks, a touch of lipstick around her mouth and long dangly but understated earrings completed her face. Her jacket was not buttoned or zipped up, and I saw a purple top hiding under the puffy jacket. Her bust was quite flat and her body was quite thin and fairy-like. And Carolina Herrera's latest fragrance wafted towards me across the corner of the kitchen table. Rover, the cat, sneezed twice, so Ms Herrera had wafted that far, too.
She saw me looking at her, and was still waiting for my response to her bestest friend question. She stood up, and her jacket fell open a little. Now I could see the rest of her top, which was tucked neatly into the top of her jeans which went all the way down to her Converses. She was looking at me hopefully and doubtfully, both at the same time.
“Please, Stella. Please.”
Her voice was lower pitched, now. But the pleading was still there. I too stood up, my Hello Kitty dressing gown the only thing between her and me. The dressing gown had not stayed wrapped around me. The front panels hung down my front next to each other, a millimetre from exposing my naked chest.
I relented. Deep down I knew I'd relented when I'd seen her bruise.
I put my arms out towards her and she did a sort of gasp and paced forward and fell into them. She began to cry again, and this time she didn't try to stop herself, she just let it all out. She buried her face in my shoulder, Hello Kitty soaking up her tears, and I put my arms around her and hugged.
I cried myself, too. For Suzanna's loss and hurt, for my prejudice against her without knowing any facts, for my wasted time with Dave (well, most of it), for my new friends in the club and last but not least for my patched-up relationship with Suzanna. But mostly because Suzanna was crying, only inches from my breasts.
Eventually, she stopped. We had stayed in the same position for what seemed like twenty-four hours but which was only eleven minutes. I became aware that my dressing gown's left side had parted company with my dressing gown's right side and that Suzanna was breathing onto my bare breasts, not having realised it yet because her eyes were shut and bleary, and her glasses shoved up at an angle to her face. I swung myself a little to one side, thereby releasing Suzanna from her predicament (which she didn't know she was in), at the same time causing the left side and the right side, Hello and Kitty, to join up once again. Suzanna opened her eyes, stood up straight and hugged me again, my dressing gown cord now wrapped tightly around my waist keeping the two sides together.
“Thank you, Stella,” she kept repeating. “Thank you, Stella.”
She caught sight of my dressing gown as if for the first time. My breasts were pushing it out gratifyingly far, a fact not lost on Suzanna who had stopped thanking me and was now flicking glances at them and trying not to let me see her doing it, and wishing that hers would stick out a bit more. Or even, just a bit.
I took a step closer to her and let my dressing gown fall open at the front. I again put my arms around her and waited to see what she would do.
“You just take your clothes off and start, you said?”
“Yes.”
“Can I do that now?”
“Yes.”
She kind of moaned and extended her hands between the front panels of my dressing gown and felt around for my breasts. On finding them she opened my dressing gown wider to expose my entire chest and legs, and all that lay between them. I rolled my shoulders and the dressing gown fell to the floor, revealing me to be as naked as the day I was born except for my Betty Boop slippers. Suzanna put each hand on one of my breasts and then placed her cheeks between them, in what cleavage I have (not much, but more than her). Her fingers grappled with my breasts, greedily checking them out underneath, on top, each side and the nipples at the front. Her face was only inches away from what her hands were doing. I smiled to myself (she wasn't looking at my face) and let her do her thing while I just stood there. She grabbed them, squeezed them clutched at them, squeezed them again, pushed them into my chest, rubbed her cheeks on them and pulled them away from my body. I felt her getting stronger and stronger in her manipulations, and I found myself rocking on my feet, having to change my feet position to stay upright.