Her emerald eyes widen in disbelief. “You took three Viagras last night?”

“Well, they’re low-dose. I could’ve taken five.”

“Five? What are they, children’s aspirin?”

I suck her dynamite tits and manhandle her hot pussy until she climaxes, before getting my dick involved. I’m a classic one and done.

She tenderly licks the underside of my dick—amazing—then I fuck her until I explode.

“I would’ve let you get on top but didn’t want to lose my erection.”

“Fair enough.”

“We’ll get ‘em next time, Tiger,” I offer weakly, but I can read it on her face.

Yeah, maybe.