I had to get there. Through a series of unfortunate events and bad luck, I found out that all flights were booked.

You saw the look of desperation on my face.

You asked me, "You need a ticket to ride? I have a private jet."

I asked, "What's the cost?"

He responded, "Nothing with certain provisions."

"Provisions?"

He said, "Yes, you must fly sitting in the co-pilot seat nude."

I replied, "That's all?"

The flight was filled with turbulence.

Most of it coming from inside the cockpit.

I thanked him.

I was thrilled to have made it to my wedding.