Quickiesex Stories

Every year, I want to go on vacation to either Hawaii or the Bahamas. Does it happen? Nope, we go camping in nature. My husband says, "What are you bitching about? You have all the comforts of home in our RV." He is right about that until something breaks. It's the stove, the generator, or a whole list of stuff he repairs when we get home, which does no good when you're camping in the middle of nowhere. This year's proble...

I had to get there. Through a series of unfortunate events and bad luck, I found out that all flights were booked. You saw the look of desperation on my face. You asked me, "You need a ticket to ride? I have a private jet." I asked, "What's the cost?" He responded, "Nothing with certain provisions." "Provisions?" He said, "Yes, you must fly sitting in the co-pilot seat nude." I replied, "That's all?" The flight was filled...