Jake stood in the middle of a bar, the front of his shirt soaked in beer, pondering How on earth did I get here? Then his arms shot forward like pistons, burying his hands into the chest of the braying jackass in front of him. That’s when all hell broke loose.
Had he had a more than that fleeting second to think about the question, he might have recalled that his journey to that saloon, which smelled of fifty years of stale beer soaked into the floorboards, had begun more than a year ago. That was when his girlfriend announced that she was breaking up with him to date a football player. So horribly cliche was the breakup that one might imagine that it couldn't get any worse. Except that the football player in question was a backup quarterback on a Division III team that hadn’t won a game in three years. So yeah, it was worse.
That sent Jake into a downward spiral. Well, not everything went down. His beer consumption certainly went up. But his mood, his determination, and his grades all plummeted as he tried to cope with what had happened. By the end of the fall semester, he was on academic probation, and by the time May arrived, his academic scholarship had been yanked.
While college was much less expensive in 1981, tuition at his small, private liberal arts college was still much more than he could afford and, frankly, he didn't think his focus would improve at a large state school. Unsure of what to do next he decided to head west to chase a childhood dream spurred by a series of books he had found in his middle school library. He was going to become a smoke jumper. Somehow, the prospect of leaping out of an airplane and into the heart of a wildfire in the Rocky Mountains seemed less daunting than facing the disappointed looks on the faces of his parents.
So he scraped together what little money he had and bought a ticket on a train headed west, where he quickly discovered that the smoke jumpers had no need for out-of-shape twenty-year-olds with a beer gut and little experience in the great outdoors.
But he managed to catch a break. While they had “little interest” in him, it wasn’t none. Recruits tended to wash out of the program in high numbers, so they needed a supply of warm bodies to keep up appearances, and that was enough to get him through the door.
Realizing that he had backed himself into a corner, Jake threw himself into the program. He replaced nights spent boozing with extra hours of physical training so that he could better compete for one of the coveted spots on the plane. Of course, before he got anywhere near that, there were weeks spent learning about forestry, chainsaws, and the wonder that was the Pulaski, a half-axe-half-hoe implement that was expected to become an extension of every smoke jumper’s arms.
And that meant very sore arms. Hours of digging simulated firebreaks and cutting up and dragging away deadfalls were dreadful, exhausting work. But in it, Jake found an outlet for his frustrations. His anger melted away, as did his soft, flabby middle revealing actual abdominal muscles! His non-descript shoulders and arms also grew more muscular and more defined as the weeks went by.
In the end, though, it wasn’t enough. Not quite anyway. He missed the cut for the smoke jumpers program but had exhibited enough grit and gumption that he was offered the chance to man a fire tower for the summer, which came with a chance to re-enroll in the program the next spring. Fresh out of other options, he leapt at the chance.
Yes, the job of sitting atop a tower scanning miles of the Rocky Mountain landscape for signs of fire would mean weeks of isolation but if it got him closer to a seat on the plane, it was worth it.
In his downtime, Jake committed himself to more physical labor to increase his odds of making the cut the next year. He cut, hauled, and split more firewood than he could burn through in a year. With no weight room within fifty miles, he took to spending afternoons hauling the biggest rocks he could heft up the hill to the tower and built a low rock wall around the base. Throw in a daily five-mile hike, down and up the peak, and hauling water from the stream two miles away, and he often found himself so tired that he struggled to stay awake some nights to see if the Northern Lights might put on a show.
He quickly settled into this solitary pioneer lifestyle, but eight weeks in he jumped at the chance for a brief furlough when it was offered, which is how he found himself in Libby, Montana. While small, the town qualified as more than a wide spot in the road, and after two months alone in the mountains, its main street looked like Broadway to him.
With only seventy-two hours in town, Jake set his sights on finding decent food, cold beer, and enough books to fill his rucksack. Catching a glimpse of himself in a storefront window, he realized that he also might want to buy some new clothes. The jeans and t-shirt he wore had fit when he headed west, but the figure in the window had broader shoulders and a narrower waist than the college dropout who had shoved them in his backpack months earlier. He admired how the shirt stretched across his pecs and how the sleeves could no longer contain his biceps. However, the stains from sweat, food, and a bit of blood here and there, were less impressive. His jeans looked no better. Ripped and torn, they hung from his hips.
He spotted a thrift shop two doors down where he quickly secured a pair of “well-loved” jeans that fit like a glove, a couple of shirts, and directions to the only motel in town. He checked into a room and immediately treated himself to the first hot shower he had had since he took his post. The shave with a fresh razor and an actual mirror was almost as glorious. But those things paled in comparison to a cold beer and a burger at the bar around the corner.
By the time he wandered into the library, he didn’t have a want in the world. That is until he laid eyes on Brooke. As he walked in, she was stranding on tip-toe, shelving a book. Backlit by a window, the pose showed off a stunning silhouette featuring full breasts, a shapely ass, and strong calves. It also set afire the long chestnut hair bound up in a French braid that hung down to the middle of her back. The attraction was instant and magnetic.
After briefly psyching himself up, he worked up the courage to approach her and ask where he could find biographies and fiction. It should have been easy, but when he got within five feet of her, the scent of her perfume was intoxicating and the glimpse of her cleavage that he got as she bent over to shelve a book on a bottom shelf in the children’s section caused a reaction that threatened to shred, or at least stain, his new jeans.
Composing himself, Jake managed to get out his question without too much stammering. In the process, he casually mentioned that returning the books on time would be almost impossible since he was manning a fire tower on a remote mountaintop. She was not nearly as impressed as he had hoped, distractedly pointing him in the right direction. Feeling disappointed he went to browse, but he felt better when he caught her stealing glances at him as he prowled through the stacks. At least he convinced himself that was the case. Based upon that flimsy, possibly imagined evidence, he steeled his nerve to ask her out…sort of.
“Um, so, I’m not in town for long. What do folks around here do for fun on a Friday night?” he asked in a voice that he hoped sounded more confident to her ears than it did to his own.
“Well, Chuck’s is fun, and since it attracts a younger crowd, I think it would be more your speed,” she replied, hesitating before adding, “I’ll probably wind up there eventually. I have a bachelorette party, but all roads tend to lead to Chuck’s with that group, so…”
“Chuck’s it is!” he said, and quickly gathered up the books and headed out the door.
At 8 p.m. he took up a spot at the bar that had a good view of the entryway and sat down to nurse a couple of beers and watch whatever ballgame was on the television. Looking in the mirror behind the bar, he was once again impressed by the image that looked back at him - even if it was wearing a second-hand shirt that was a bit too thigh through the shoulders.
Brooke had been right. Over the next couple of hours the bar filled with a crowd in their twenties and early thirties, but there was no sign of the bachelorette party. By 10 p.m. he was about ready to give up hope when a half-dozen girls poured through the door shrieking with laughter, with Brooke in their midst. At least he thought it was her.
Her conservative librarian attire had been swapped out for a sundress that fell just above her knees to showcase a shapely set of legs. It was also cut low enough in front to reveal much more than the glimpse of cleavage he had stolen that afternoon. Her hair was no longer bound up in a braid. Instead, it flowed down over her shoulders in waves of chestnut that caught the light. It was nearly the death of those second-hand jeans.
It was his turn to get caught staring as Brooke’s eyes caught his from across the room. A little smile lit up her face, but she coyly turned away. Her air of composure was shattered, however, when one of her drunken friends looked over and said, loudly enough to be heard over the music, “Damn, Brooke, if you don’t want him throw him my way!”
Encouraged, Jake finished his beer, took a deep breath, and looked for an opportunity to reintroduce himself. When he did, the rest of the bachelorette party reacted like a pack of high school sophomores, letting loose with a chorus of “oohs!” and “He’s cute!” pushing Brooke in his direction as they went to claim a table in the corner. Her cheeks burned with embarrassment.
“Excuse my so-called friends,” she said rolling her eyes.
“No problem,” he replied and offered to buy her a drink. They quickly grabbed a table in the middle of the bar and commenced the ritual that is the first date. He shared the story of how he wound up sitting atop a seventy-five-foot tower on a mountaintop (leaving out the part about the girlfriend and the second-string quarterback). She countered with the tale of how she had grown up in Libby and couldn’t wait to leave. She went off to college in Seattle but got roped into coming home for the summer when her aunt, the librarian gave birth to twins. Much to her chagrin, it looked like she might have to stick around through the fall.