We all have memories of perfect dates. Everything went right, the zipper on your dress didn't bust, your false tooth/teeth didn't go flying across the room or you didn't get food poisoning.
What are some of the worst blind dates you have ever been on and why?
I have only been a one blind date and after that, I swore never to goon another one. He was my friends cousin, and I was told that he was sweet, so I figured what the hell. He was sweet, for about the first 30 seconds. He constantly tried to touch me. His hand would slid up my leg, or he you put his arm around me and try to feel my breasts. When we FINALLY made it to the restaurant, I excused myself to go to the restroom, but called a cab and went home to take a shower.
I haven't 'dated' in years, but one of my FWB thought I'd like to consider inducting his best friend into our little circle of fuck-buddies because he thought he was my type... so he brings him over to our place, and he fits right in. Everything feels right, and we hit it off pretty good, so I took him for a test-drive. He was so nervous when we got to the bedroom, I thought he was going to have a heart-attack. He got his feet tangled up in the bed sheets and lost his balance, and his knee came down hard on my chest and broke my rib! That ended things pretty quick, and the poor kid was mortified. I was recuperating for 8 weeks after that!
My friend set up a date for me with this blind chick he knows. He said she was hot as hell so the blind thing wasn't that big a deal. Like I'd have to help her out with shit but since she was so hot that I'd like it anyway. Plus I wouldn't even have to dress up or comb my hair or anything. I could take her to like a parking lot and just say it's some romantic spot like in the movies.
It all sounds good on paper right? But..
Fuck, you know what... I had a punchline for this and it was funny... but now I'm just ashamed and disgusted with myself and I think I'm going to hell.
I had some friends set me up with someone once. We talked on the phone a few times and had good conversations, so we set up a date. I was nervous as hell too. I go to pick her up at her apartment, knock on the door, and she answers with a huge smile on her face. Fucking fuck, she looked exactly like my mother. Same height, same build, same expressions, and the same fucking hair style. Totally freaked me the fuck out. Man, that was weird. No way I could have ever fooled around with her so we never went out again.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates I don't know if it is a blind date, per-say, but I did meet someone online years and years ago. I don't know why we didn't exchange photos. It was on AOL of all things, that just goes to say how long ago it was.
Anyway, he picks me up and I was instantly not interested in him. It looked like he had just rolled out of bed, put on the first thing he found on the floor and didn't bother to comb out his hair. He obviously didn't know how to use toothpaste either.
I'm too nice but also too shy to be rude, so I stayed and had dinner with him. The conversation was light and barely there, since I didn't have much to say nor did I want the smell of his breathe on me. Once we got back into his car, he was talking about taking me back to his place. I was like whoa, hold the phone. No way! He had it in his head we were going to have sex! I ended up having to play the “my stomach hurts, maybe I have food poisoning” card. I was terrified!
Thankfully he took me home and I never contacted him again.
The brother of a girl I had just befriended. She organised a double date and I had never seen him. He passed the personality and appearance test when we met.
On the way home I wanted sex and he wouldn't participate because his sister would find out, and we would talk about him. End of relationship with him.
Actually Barbs. You telling me I'm the psychopath etc kinda proves a theory I have that you're harassing me by posting those insults under me almost every time I post. There must be at least 50 of them. Don't bother deleting them again. I've got them all ?. Not so funny now is it? I'm done.
