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I am sending you a virtual sausage breakfast. Enjoy x
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I am virtually intercepting the sausage breakfast
jollylolly
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I am sorry, you're too late. I downloaded the sausage breakfast. I can send you a virtual cold cereal breakfast...?
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Quote by Maebee
I am happy to see Marta again, hey girl how are you? Love the AV


Hi dear, I'm good. Quite happy, actually smile How are you doing?

Thanks, I also loved this picture the moment I saw it.
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Quote by kiera
I am fucking devestated


That's not good xx

I was going to try to say something witty before I saw you were upset,

So now

I am sending you hugs xx
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I AM feeding my horse and llama 50 pounds each of spoiled, rotten Mexican food.
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I am in the office, taking a little break to say hello from my phone hiding in a corner.
TheSensualLady
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I AM still waiting to fall asleep sometime soon ... maybe ... hopefully ... if not I'll already be up early this morning
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
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I am still in bed debating if I should get up or not...
simplyjohn
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I am so fed up with this silly cold .. blowing my nose every 5 minutes and the sore throat and coughing .. still need a female nurse round to look after me ... sighs.
Kiera
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Quote by simplyjohn
I am so fed up with this silly cold .. blowing my nose every 5 minutes and the sore throat and coughing .. still need a female nurse round to look after me ... sighs.


I am fed up of men who claim man flu is more than a cold.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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I am in agreement with Kiera
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Quote by kiera


I am fed up of men who claim man flu is more than a cold.


I am saying ... actually its been medically proven that men suffer more with colds/flu than women since a woman's body creates a better resistance to them than men .. so there!!!!!

Now get that lil skimpy nurses outfit on and get your arse round here!!

edited for forum etiquette.
Kiera
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Quote by simplyjohn


Actually its been medically proven that men suffer more with colds/flu than women since a woman's body creates a better resistance to them than men .. so there!!!!!

Now get that lil skimpy nurses outfit on and get your arse round here!!


I am telling you I cant bloody car wont start grrrrr.

I am also telling you as a moderator you broke forum ettiquette and didnt start your post with "I am"...just sayin

I am glad Sarah agrees with me lol xo
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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I am stricken with a severe case of man flu!
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I am going to eat more soup.
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I am eating a bacon butty :P
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I am slapping kk hands away from my bacon butty, I don't share my bacon ;)
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I am slapping kk hands away from my bacon butty, I don't share my bacon ;)


I am laughing, you reminded me of this:
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Quote by Marta_


I am laughing, you reminded me of this:




I am laughing at that post. That's definitely me when it comes to my bacon