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Quote by trinket






Wow i posted this 5 pages back, little slow arent' you?
WAit.........






Momma always said "Stupid is, stupid does"

And I wasn't referring to you dear





My Stories

No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken


That Special Evening
I am still hungry after my dinner........
I am thinking Lucy must be bigger on the inside than she is on the outside!
Quote by SugarBaby2013


I AM wondering how a "secret" about wrapping presents for my kids, turned into en "evil" secret.
I was just being an "elf" for Santa, for my kids.

Hi Ajax, and I believe there is probably a LOT of those multiple account holders.

Hi Kiera, I see you got me back for that "Justin Beiber" post, good one.


I am glad you liked it Linda, made me laugh when I found it...What woman doesn't like a nice festive snow globe penis
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
I am going to get a good night's sleep...
“It's nice sometimes to open up the heart a little and let some hurt come in. It proves you're still alive.”
I am in pain as usual.....
Quote by kiera


I am glad you liked it Linda, made me laugh when I found it...What woman doesn't like a nice festive snow globe penis


Shhhh! Everyone will want one NOW, silly goose!

Kiera, bet you can't find Justin Beiber in a snow globe.
I AM thinking the bacon donut I gave her was old. oops!
Quote by SugarBaby2013


Shhhh! Everyone will want one NOW, silly goose!

Kiera, bet you can't find Justin Beiber in a snow globe.


I am OMG you found one...OMG my poor wall..are we declaring Snow Globe war here Linda?? If so than Alaska has won...you cant get worse than a Justin Bieber Snow Globe because there is noone worse than him.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
I am eating a nice bowl of scouse :P
Quote by amy1967
I am glad I am not the only one who doesn't understand the lunacy of Lush Multiple Personality Disorder. I mean, are we just supposed to pretend we don't know who these sycophants are? LMAO at the stupidity.


I AM thinking that is exactly what they think!!!
I Am writing another story....hahhaha
I am extremely happy today!
I am....sleepy ?
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
I am confuzzled
I am hungry .....hmmmm not sure what to eat
I am enjoying apple liqueur smile)))))))))
Quote by kiera


I am OMG you found one...OMG my poor wall..are we declaring Snow Globe war here Linda?? If so than Alaska has won...you cant get worse than a Justin Bieber Snow Globe because there is noone worse than him.


Be careful Kiera, there ARE things worse than that.

I AM looking for worse things.
I AM suffering with so many mixed emotions right now sad and a hangover :( all hugs welcome
Glad it's Friday
Quote by trinket
I AM wondering why I am still so tired when I've just slept most of the day.


I am thinking its a case of too much of a good thing. The more you get, the more you want. Having said that, its a problem I wish I had, as I prepare to drag my ass out of bed at 7AM.
Quote by amy1967


I am thinking its a case of too much of a good thing. The more you get, the more you want. Having said that, its a problem I wish I had, as I prepare to drag my ass out of bed at 7AM.



The more i get the more I want? well shit, I want sex all the time but I never get any... that blows your theory out of the water
I am so fed up with letting other people out from junctions etc. that join the main flow of traffic that I am in and they dont respond with any gesture of appreciation!! Oh it makes me mad (not mad enough for the Rage Cage however). And and and invariably its the ladies that dont show any gratitude!!



No I am not an MCP and no you cant slap me about for that last comment! (spank me yes by all means .. yummy).