doing downward dogs makes me horny
111,111,111 × 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
The maximum depth a sword can be swallowed is 24"
the first us president to live in the white house was john adams.
It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet.
SNAKES cannot TAP-DANCE.
xx SF
Post-apocalyptic stuff, make me wet, very wet.
You can't lick your elbow
Jimmy Carter once left nuclear launch codes in his dry cleaning. Oops.
Most American car horns are in the key of F
I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
Calico cats are almost always female, while Orange cats are mainly male.
I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
Tim Curry is the original Frank-N-Furter of Richard O'Brien's Rocky Horror Picture Show stage play. Although he was not originally cast to play Dr Frank-N-Furter in the movie.
If you lift a kangaroos tail off the ground it can't hop
Pigs cannot look up, they don't have necks. Also, more vegatarians fall off the wagon for bacon over any other meat. Could this be a coincidence? I think NOT!
I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
A room-temperature soda poured into a glass filled with ice, results in the loss of 50% of the carbonation
Experiments show that male rhesus macaque monkeys will pay to look at pictures of female rhesus macaques’ bottoms.
kangaroos keep growing until they die.
There is a sexual fetish called Body Inflation, where you are sexually aroused by the fantasy of physically expanding yourself, or others. This fetish often involves wearing inflation devices under your clothes or fat suits.
No judgement. But it's...odd.
Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing you.
Wikipedia banned the Church of Scientology from editing any articles.
Dodos, (THE BIRDS) died out because they were all gay.
xx SF
While many know that chocolate can be an excellent arousal for having sex, apparently the smell of pumpkin can help increase the blood flow to the penis to encourage an erection.
Pound cake got its name from its original recipe, which called for a pound each of butter, eggs, sugar, and flour.