My face….😎
One more to add to the list that seems to have popped up in the past few months: guys (usually barely-legal teenage boys) with gigantic, obviously fake, cocks. Do they post these videos just to get eyeballs? I can't imagine that a guy with a rubber cock is a turn-on to anyone.
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Couple of things really get me.
Kistin has already covered men.
Someone else covered obviously fake tits.
Bad acting is very annoying.
I'm going for the ludicrous depictions of lesbians.
Some of them look so bored they're trying not to fall asleep.
The most half baked foreplay possible.
None of them seem to know how to properly screw another woman.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
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Maybe I've missed it, but I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the "gluck, gluck, gluck" sound during so called deep throat scenes.
lol. Totally agree. I don't quite understand how anyone thinks that the girl is enjoying that. And - isn't it supposed to be about watching people enjoy themselves?
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I think it's pretty clear that most people, male and female watch porn.
What trends do you see in modern porn that you dislike?
Many of what they call a movie in porn today just focuses on sex acts. There is no plot. That is the trend that I dislike. Porn movies in the late 1970s and early 1980s all had plots. This at least made them interesting, and the sex action was driven by the plot. Also, many porn flicks today are not female friendly, with strong female characters; and that makes it hard for couples to watch them. There are couples friendly porn flicks, but there are fewer of them available.
Oh man, finally a place to vent my frustrations...
- Seeing women dressed for a night club when supposedly doing housework or just hanging around the house. Personally, seeing a woman dressed in normal clothes get seduced and stripped would be SO much more exciting, not to mention believable.
- Boobs so fake the nipples point in opposite directions. Now I know it's not the woman's fault and I do feel sorry for them, but as a viewer it's very distracting.
- Tattoos that cover large parts of the body. This goes for both men and women. Seriously, I want to see skin, not ink. Besides, how the fuck am I supposed to get turned on looking at a python or octopus or Satan?
- Dry pussies. Now I've been married a very long time so I understand how things work down there, so seeing a woman act so turned on or even cumming while rubbing her bone-dry pussy just pisses me off. C'mon folks, we can do better than that. All it takes is a little KY.
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Also, I wish more porn would take time to develop an erotic situation or story. Seems to be a lost "art" (whatever art there ever was in porn story lines).
The "Golden Age of Porn" (1969 to 1984) movies actually developed the story lines. A good example of this is "Sex in Sweden" (aka Molly) starring the stunning blonde, Marie Forsa. You can find the link to the IMDb listing by searching on the web for:
Sex in Sweden 1977 IMDb
It is also available online. Many movies from that period had not lost the "art".
I’m going to double down on complaining about the hands-on-the-neck thing. I’m hearing reports that people are increasingly being asked by their sex partners (sometimes even women!) to let them do this to them. I don’t GAF if consent rules are being followed, this is a question that no casual partner should EVER be asked to agree to.
It’s only become a thing because porn has normalized it, and it’s getting ever more prevalent, now even in gay and bi videos. I’m even starting to see pics and gifs in the Lush Gallery with a guy near-choking a woman. It needs to stop.
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Men getting rimmed. I fast forward expeditiously.
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Men being rimmed.
Island Getaway Comp(2nd place): Fucked In The Head
My last published story: Stack 'Em And Crack 'Em
I have a fairly wide range of erotic tastes so there a few sexula acts I purposely avoid in the typical freely available videos.
What turns me off is when one or both of the actors simply aren't into it. To me, that includes most of the available content. As often as not, I prefer audio stories to the video media, but even then it requires a reader or voice actor who is genuinely into the performance. I'm a very empathic individual and if the a reader is not invested emotionally in what they are doing I become bored extremely quickly
The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe
Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart
Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2
Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.
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Good acting would be nice and a little story that's not too unrealistic.
I also prefer nicely cut porn; I don't need to see 40 minutes of pounding and 5 positions.
I still don't get why there is no porn soap opera out there.
The closest thing that I have seen to a porn soap opera is "Fantasies of the President" (original title is "Madame le PDG"). It is a French film from the Canal+ studio, but there are versions out there that are dubbed in English. The US DVD title is "Dirty State Affairs".