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What two things would you want with you, if you were stranded on a desert island?

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A pair of satin panties and a dildo of coarse.
my phone and wifi
A sexy gal and booze
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No Ordinary Gal

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That Special Evening
my husband and loads of good food/ icecream
water and countrychick84
Maybe a mattock... and a canteen? I'm being "unfun" aren't I... :P poop!
My gf and Abdellatif Kechiche (Writer, producer and director of Blue is the Warmest Color) with his unit ;)
A solar-powered vibrator, and a library.
Fresh drinking water and a field guide...
A hot girl's left and right boob. For sustenance and inspiration.
A big catamaran like the one Kevin Costner had in Water World & lots of non-perishable food.
Food and water.
The rest I could handle myself.
A machete and a beautiful girl
Elliot and my cat.
A bag of solar powered sex toys and sunscreen.
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A man and my dildo...

Is he that bad?
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A man and my dildo...

Is he that bad?
My darling Billy and my favorite pink Victoria's Secret lip gloss.
at hot woman......and the how to get off a desert island for dummies book.
pink Victoria's Secret lip gloss and viagra
“It's nice sometimes to open up the heart a little and let some hurt come in. It proves you're still alive.”
If I were actually stranded I would want a good knife and a good length of rope.
EPIRB (Emergency Position-Indicating Radio Beacon) and a hammer

I would have a good look around and then decide if I smash the EPIRB with the hammer or not.
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
A guy or a girl (I am bi) and an endless supply of Viagra (the quick pecker upper).
Paper and pencil
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Paper and pencil


Sounds like you ain't gonna be getting off that island any time soon with those supplies, sucka.
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Sounds like you ain't gonna be getting off that island any time soon with those supplies, sucka.



The longer I'm stranded is the more time I don't have to hear about you