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3 Things About Yourself

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I've always loved cats, American cars, and writing.

There, that's three things about me that go way back.

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I love the sea,beach and my truck.

I. Constantly laughing.

II. If I'm not laughing, I'm definitely smiling.

III. If I'm not smiling, then I fell asleep.

1. I've driven a submarine

2. I belong to several high IQ groups including Mensa

3. I've run 3 marathons

I. I say what's on my mind all the time and don't take people's feelings into consideration or I'll be self editing my thoughts constantly.

II. 98% of my clothes is blk but I have a soft spot for canary yellow;that shade of hue makes me smile.

III. Kickboxing and Pilates is what keeps me in shape.

I. If you wake me up, I for some unknown reason start singing one out of these 3 songs: SpongeBob SquarePants Theme song, Batman Jingle Bellk(Jingle Bells, Batman Smells) song and GIRLS by BEASTIE BOYS. I guess that's me annoying whomever woke me up. But I sing these songs w/ such passion lol

II. Bringing it back to Batman, I've never sung the actual Jingle Bell song. In preschool, we were asked to remember song for us to entertain our parents before Xmas break. I was taught the Batman Jingle Bell song by my parents friend, Grigoriy and never looked at the print out we were given. My parents have such an event record on VHS.

III. Growing up, I use to wear tap shoes w/ blk little bells on shoe laces. It was a way for me to let my parents know I was approaching them and if they were having a pvt chat, it'll end seeing as I recall everything people say and will call you out. Now, I wear heels.

I love your sense of humour 😆forgetting items from your shopping list in a very efficient way, at least you have standards ☺️

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I love your sense of humour 😆forgetting items from your shopping list in a very efficient way, at least you have standards ☺️

When i was younger 7 yrs old my older brother and i nearly had our small boat overturned by a large grey nurse shark whilst fishing for squid.

I am a trained opera singer ( mezzo soprano)

I had very long hair until the age of 23 which i cut off when i had my son as it kept getting caught in the car door when i leaned in to put him in the baby seat.

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You are beautiful, Seraphina 😊

1. I am more comfy around animals and children than adults

2. I feel the weight of everyone's problems on my shoulders and need lots of alone time to recover

3. I have super-fast fluencies and the Lush timer keeps me from speed-reading, voting to my potential

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

Your a caring empathic lady that's ehy other peoples problems drain you.

I agree with you re animals versus humans, animals don't judge , have no hidden agendas and give unconditional love,

Your very kind to say i was beautiful, the funny thing at the time I never thought so, isnt life weird and ironic?

You have a fast processing super intelligent mind Kimmi, youre a very amazing lady, power to you i admire your tenacity ((hugs))

I have very small feet (size 5)

I wear my grandmother's wedding ring, even though I'm the only one of 4 sisters who has never been married.

I once had sex in a Catholic church, even though I'm not Catholic.

I can't think of two other things to share at this moment in time, but since the pandemic commenced, and Krew can't make up their mind,

I. My usual go to saying is, "we'll do it live, fuck it."

Mind you, I try to keep a straight face and fail miserably as I start to suffer from the giggles.

Oh, maybe this can be

II. I don't swear a lot or even often unless I'm singing along to noise.

Hot temper I am working to control.

Sorry premature button pushing….

2) very good cook.

3) Have too many useless degrees and certifications.

I. If I want to get to know you, I'll reach out.

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I. If I want to get to know you, I'll reach out.

Truth.

Oh, and your friend's are not my friends, they're nothing to me.

And I shake hands, don't wave hello at me or I will never acknowledge your existence.

First time meeting, it's no hug or kiss kiss, it's a handshake.

I'm the one that decided if it becomes a hug and kiss kiss.

1 I'm an animal lover

2. I'm a sports junkie

3. I prefer books over kindle ( on first name basis with the librarians at the town's local library)

1. Well read

2. Poor dresser

3. Drive very fast

I’ve retired after running my own business for the last 34 years

I love talking to and meeting people.

I really miss my dog

I mostly hate everyone.

I love sarcasm.

No matter who you are, I’m probably smarter than you.

1. I've done one parachute jump (age 57)

2. My appetite for new sexual experiences grows as I age (just a bit more difficult achieving them - but I'm trying)

3. I love to cook

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I mostly hate everyone.

I love sarcasm.

No matter who you are, I’m probably smarter than you.

I mostly love everyone.

I feed sarcastic people to my cats.

If your name is Billy, I'm DEFINITELY smarter than you.

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Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

math, sex and international food

1. I’m a bit of a comic book/film nerd

2. I like combat sports (Boxing, MMA) and train kickboxing myself

3. Huge football (soccer) fan and play myself

1. Diehard Atlanta Braves fan

2. Love sprinkle donuts

3. Hot chocolate with marshmallows is my drink of choice 99% of the time

1. Diehard New York Mets fan

2. I just published my 45th short story.

3. I met my wife by sending her an email asking her to name three things about herself, so this topic is close to my heart.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

I. I can never sing I LOVE IT (LIL' PUMP) by KANYE WEST w/out laughing.