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3 Things About Yourself

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Are you learning the spelling of ^ No ^

No hehe

I'm not religious but I collect religious art(Russian and Mexican religious art) cause you never know when an inverted cross will be needed.

I collect sunglasses.

If I'm alone then I am wearing headphones cause I don't like to hear whatever is going on outside--thus, I keep mobile phones on vibrate.

When it comes to chocolate, I like milk chocolate.

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I stopped using plastic drinking straws since Third Grade

I stopped wearing brassieres since 2016

I stopped eating beef since 2018

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For Mother Earth

This was posted 19 Jan 2022!

I have been writing again.

I have published 20 stories here and some in the blue site.

I have been thinking of not writing anymore.

Latest stories:

πŸ’™ Love Beyond the Stars

πŸ’™ Which Would You Prefer To Dip Your Fries Into?

πŸ’™ Okay

πŸ’™ Autolove

πŸ’™ Fuck for Gold

πŸ’™ On My Tongue

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STORY LIST || STORY BACKGROUNDS πŸ’‹πŸ’™

I really enjoy laughing.

I eat ramen noodles at least once a week.

I like my pizza very well done.

I make the best taco meat in the tri-state area.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and RisquΓ© Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

I am very tall.

I am very thin.

I have sharp eyes that are not always truthful about what they see.

My bagel is almost done.

I like them with butter.

I'm probably going to have to stop my morning bagel, as all that white bread and fat can't be good for me.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and RisquΓ© Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

1/ I have worked in 123 countries and lived in 10.

2/ I was a good cook then went to culinary school and now am an excellent cook. I bought a small interest in a restaurant where the chef periodically lets me help out.

3/ I read compulsively and write crappy poems on Lush and make idiotic lists.

I cannot butter words , i say directly on face or emails to a person concern...

I always had Male friends more than Women

I never ate Beef (nor i will)

I have tended to have more women friends than men.

I think woman are smarter and more trustworthy than men, in general.

I think my male friends are best for fun but questionable decision making.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and RisquΓ© Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

I haven't many friends, male or female, and none that would help me bury a body

I am quite close with a squirrel named Charlie

My car is five years older than I am

- I am in the same situation as KistinPencin regarding friends

- My wife bought me (for a retirement gift) what I expect will be my last truck; custom-built RAM 2500 Limited Mega Cab w/Cummin 6.7 Ltr Turbo diesel

- I despise the college education scam in our country and the world, continue to hope for a MUCH BETTER replacement for it

I've been saying some out of pocket shit lately cause I've been purposely wanting certain people to dislike me so they'll back off but it's not working lol These bitches keep coming back.

I'm really interested in interior design.

I'm stubborn but not close minded.

I love buying original art and glass objects as well.

I am just as comfortable at a 4-star restaurant as I am at the neighborhood diner.

Although still comparatively young, I may retire on my birthday this year or next.

I prefer masturbating with just my fingers, rather than using some sort of toy.

1. Warm and Compassionate !!!
2. Honest and Sincere !!!
3. Sensitive and So Loving !!!

1. I am not a people person.

2. I might have an amazing playlist.

3. I have been to 20 concerts.

Critically undersexed

My daily retirement objective is complete no more than 1 (on average) task

Absolutely love women

I love the water.

I like long baths and showers.

I don't like getting my feet wet when it's raining and I'm dressed up.

Latest stories:

πŸ’™ Love Beyond the Stars

πŸ’™ Which Would You Prefer To Dip Your Fries Into?

πŸ’™ Okay

πŸ’™ Autolove

πŸ’™ Fuck for Gold

πŸ’™ On My Tongue

Please read, rate ❀️⭐, and leave an honest comment on the story. Coins are welcome, too!

STORY LIST || STORY BACKGROUNDS πŸ’‹πŸ’™